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UPDATE: New way to post images and videos! ♡

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16.05.2024
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halobear8
halobear8
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Freethinkerland
16.05.2024 00:36:04
halobear8

Hello everyone!

I’m pleased to announce that the site had a big update + now we have a way of posting images and videos directly to the site! This cuts out the middlemen like Imgur to allow us to post in a more efficient way. Now, when you click on the image button, it will take you to your device’s library so you can upload directly. Videos are limited to 10MB size. ♡

Sachem announced to members of the Pink House this new addition and it’s my great privilege to tell y’all! I hope y’all enjoy the new efficient method of uploading images and the new way to upload videos! ˖⁺‧₊˚ ♡ ˚₊‧⁺˖

                                Sincerely,

                                halobear8




16.05.2024 00:36:04
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
halobear8
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Freethinkerland
16.05.2024 00:36:18
halobear8


16.05.2024 00:36:18
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
SinksTears
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Antitheocra
16.05.2024 00:52:14
SinksTears

I like the idea of his but the old way was better for me personally since I try not to download a lot of things on a shared PC. Furthermore the issue of getting people's IP's from their images/GIFS/Videos being uploaded directly from their devices glitch(???) that KittyOnyx pointed out in the "lets be real here" discussion forum makes me unsure of this update

16.05.2024 00:52:14
 
 
 

lovelifegirl
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Atheista
16.05.2024 00:53:57
lovelifegirl

ty for the update halo!

i wish it worked as nicely as it did previously tho - i can’t upload any images due to it being over 1MB sadly :(( makes it a pain for any larger images or longer gifs if this has a limit. 

16.05.2024 00:53:57
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craigslist-stripper
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Agnostica
16.05.2024 01:01:03
craigslist-stripper

i like the option of being able to upload directly but it would be nice to still be able to post images with embed links too. i have a lot of images on imgur specifically to keep them from clogging up my personal storage. it’s annoying to have to download them just to upload here now. defeats the purpose. also it seems broken on mobile.

i was all set up to do WGW on my phone but instead had to rig my laptop up with my phones data as wifi so i could use it just to post a few gifs.

works on desktop, but not on mobile. except when creating a new thread, i was able to embed image links on mobile just fine when i made a new thread earlier?? don’t know why im expecting this website to function properly, never has. 

16.05.2024 01:01:03

Cunning Linguist
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Atheista
16.05.2024 01:43:36
Cunning Linguist

Can confirm that it seems to not be working on mobile :(
(which is a bummer bc I was really excited about this, since i always seem to have trouble w external links on mobile)  

I think having both options would be best for everyone. I prefer the direct upload (ideally more than 1MB) for pics & mobile, but also understand why other people prefer using external links (plus that generally works better for gifs).

16.05.2024 01:43:36

OvercookedIntellect
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Antitheocra
16.05.2024 01:44:05
OvercookedIntellect

Does it have encryption so we don't accidentally dox ourselves? :( 

KittyOnyx wrote: (original post HERE)
Just want it to be known if you upload images from your personal computer, you can accidentally dox yourself. Bimboland has not been equipped with encryption yet and when looking into the source file, you can see the posters IP and local address....


16.05.2024 01:44:05
lovelifegirl
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Posts: 1950
Atheista
16.05.2024 02:03:09
lovelifegirl

gonna assume not, iirc, i think it mightve been a issue previously? like encryption w payment or wtv, but thats fuzzy for me and it might’ve been another issue regarding payment on this site.

& im just saying, not that i dont appreciate the work, but from a whole lotta mess for things to fix on this site, i didn’t think this would be a priority lmao. it shouldn’t have been either way. it’s also caused peoples about me’s and signatures to be a bit broken too ( i’ve taken a look, it’s still uploading as the old external link, however the images are broken - at least on my end = so if you wanna update your about me or signature image/s, check before saving and see if its broken for anyone else too ) 

16.05.2024 02:03:09
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OvercookedIntellect
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Antitheocra
16.05.2024 02:21:43
OvercookedIntellect

@lovelifegirl, I honestly think that they should fix that because that is kinda scary. >m<

16.05.2024 02:21:43
CarCrashBimbo
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Posts: 605
Agnostica
16.05.2024 03:13:40
CarCrashBimbo

This new image regime only applies to the forum.
Comments, comment replies, and bio/sigs still accept the external link.

But the iPad is completely bricked for everything.  Maybe some of your phones are too.



16.05.2024 03:13:40

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