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09.12.2024
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 50867
Reputation: 34008
Posts: 1949
Atheista
09.12.2024 22:58:46
Dean Winchester

GAMERS GAYS NEETS BAD BITCHES BIMBOS AND HIMBOS

TODAY IM COMING AT YOU LIVE WITH SOME NEW UPDATES AND THEY ARE IMPORTANT

we have not one but TWO new features to ximboland

XEETS
you may have noticed the xeet feature. personally i love it. you can xollow, rexeet, and xike your fellow ximbos posts. you are automatically subscribed to people you have on your favorite ximbo list but do not have to favorite someone to follow their xeets. EVERYONE IS SUBSCRIBED TO THE MINISTERS XEETS. im so sorry guys i wouldve horny posted less about my waifu geralt of rivia if i had known this. alas.

NOW ONTO THE NEXT XEATURE
we got donations now! now you can support your favorite ximbos on the site! how fun. okay this next part is important. okay everyone pay attention to this okay YOU CANNOT WITHDRAW DONATIONS UNTIL IT HITS 100$ AGAIN YOU CANNOT PULL MONEY THAT PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN YOU ON XIMBOLAND UNTIL IT HITS 100$ ALSO XIMBOLAND TAKES A 20% CUT FROM THAT MONEY

TO REPEAT

OKAY THATS ALL I GOT THANKS FOR LISTENING


09.12.2024 22:58:46
tibby
Level 64
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 200858
Reputation: 70522
Posts: 3580
Agnostica
09.12.2024 22:59:34
tibby

suh-lay

09.12.2024 22:59:34
       

BritMae
Level 18
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 4513
Reputation: 2449
Posts: 2
Antitheocra
09.12.2024 23:04:35
BritMae

You all take 20% AND want people to put money in without a way to release the money?

This is kind of weird...

09.12.2024 23:04:35
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 50867
Reputation: 34008
Posts: 1949
Atheista
09.12.2024 23:05:35
Dean Winchester

ministers do nawt get a cut of that 20% by the way

09.12.2024 23:05:35
Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1604271
Reputation: 60654
Posts: 1188
Antitheocra
09.12.2024 23:10:29
Pollyx

BritMae wrote: (original post HERE)
You all take 20% AND want people to put money in without a way to release the money? This is kind of weird...
hey Britmae! just wanted to clarify that dean, the one who made this post, is not on staff at the website. he (along with all of the other ministers) is an elected volunteer. the 20% cut goes to the site (managed by the owner and admin staff), not any of the ministers on the pink house page. dean's just announcing a feature that the development/admin team has added!

09.12.2024 23:10:29
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Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 50867
Reputation: 34008
Posts: 1949
Atheista
09.12.2024 23:12:41
Dean Winchester

yeagh i shouldve said that in my original post my b

09.12.2024 23:12:41
Cunning Linguist
Level 79
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 380102
Reputation: 63886
Posts: 223
Atheista
09.12.2024 23:14:32
Cunning Linguist

honestly its be better for users to just list their venmo under the 'donations' feature lol

i like the xeets but am still mourning my favorite feature: the ability to downvote forum posts. rip queen.

09.12.2024 23:14:32

Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28584662
Reputation: 282512
Posts: 4228
Antitheocra
09.12.2024 23:16:16
Sandi Lut

In other words: Do NOT send anyone real money. Ximboland will not only take 20%. But as long as it doesn't hit the $100 mark, they will also draw interest from it.
What a cheap and pathetic attempt to make more money. This site is only getting worse and worse. Blegh.

09.12.2024 23:16:16
Happiness is inside yourself

clover carmen
Level 81
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 414931
Reputation: 129858
Posts: 422
Freethinkerland
09.12.2024 23:38:50
clover carmen

wait, sorry, english is not my first language, let me see if I understood this:
ximboland has added a feature on the website where people give money (like actual real money) to others while ximboland takes a 20% cut?

please correct me if I am wrong.

09.12.2024 23:38:50
" This life of mine is temporary. My real-life begins in heaven. "
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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 203015
Reputation: 43565
Posts: 1987
Antitheocra
09.12.2024 23:42:35
Bimbo Pimp

This is kind of like Cash App, and honestly, I’m not a fan of this new feature. It's just going to encourage people to beg for handouts, and I can already imagine the sob stories that will be made up. Giving in-game currency or a Senatorship fits the brand!

As for the 20% charge, that’s the beauty of capitalism. If you don’t like the service, you simply don’t use it—easy as that. If no one uses it, they don’t make money. If you’re not happy with the fee, then skip the service, and its demand drops, which will lower the price. That’s capitalism for you, I'll be here...always!

09.12.2024 23:42:35
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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