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Weekly contest! It’s “Stag Party” time!

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36
Created
27.09.2024
Author
Bunni_LeFaye
Bunni_LeFaye
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 77620
Reputation: 15820
Posts: 786
Reasonopia
27.09.2024 13:20:13
Bunni_LeFaye

Everyone is welcome to the stag party! It’s gonna be wild! Woohoo! What is a “stag party,” you ask? Traditionally, a stag party is essentially a bachelor party. Known for being raunchy and wild!
All States are welcome to enter (it is a party after all). Most votes wins 1000 diamonds, my favorite entry get’s something special from me. ;-)
Who’s the lucky couple getting married? Who knows?! Figure it out below! 
Outfit examples could be the dapper designated driver, the stripper that bursts out of the cake, the sexy bartender, the jealous bride spying on her soon-to-be-husband…the sky’s the limit! 
October’s just around the bend, let’s show spooky season that we don’t need Halloween to party down and get wild! Woohoo!
Also, “stag party.” Because Reasonopia’s mascot is…well…you know…puns and all that. Someone please give me at least a pity chuckle, I’m begging you lol.

27.09.2024 13:20:13
Bunni_LeFaye
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 77620
Reputation: 15820
Posts: 786
Reasonopia
28.09.2024 01:02:23
Bunni_LeFaye

Eheh…eheheh…hoooooboy…reeeeeally should’ve rsvp’d some guest before hiring a stripper and an actual stag. I’m just, uh, gonna stare at the balloons and munch on some cake…guys I think the stripper’s mad at me…Bunni_LeFaye

28.09.2024 01:02:23
Dean Winchester
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Posts: 2149
Atheista
28.09.2024 01:19:49
Dean Winchester

Is that a whole ass deer. Am I hallucinating. I popped like 3 tabs before coming here bunni do u see the sta

28.09.2024 01:19:49
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tibby
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Posts: 6406
Agnostica
28.09.2024 01:27:14
tibby

tibby
*sniff* the bride? yeah, i knew her BEFORE she was a boyfriend stealing CU- oh I can't speak like that about her... she KNEW i was in love with her *sniff* i just- i just *takes a swig from the bottle* I CANT BELIEVE SHE CHOSE HIM OVER ME ! and now i don't even know where my shoes are... how did I even get outside ToT *curls up on the grass*

28.09.2024 01:27:14
₊˚⊹ ᰔ tibby or ash / any pronouns / 21

₍^. .^₎⟆ ask me about the perks of being a senator ! (there's a ton ~)   
Bunni_LeFaye
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 77620
Reputation: 15820
Posts: 786
Reasonopia
28.09.2024 01:45:48
Bunni_LeFaye

Lmao wonderful! Ohmygawd I’ve actually got guests!
@dean oh. Oh dear. I hope you didn’t mix your tabs with what was in the candy dish….but actually, yeah, that’s a stag. I kinda planned on a wild party. You only get one after all…
@tibby I gochu, boo. Let me just keep your hair out of your face. There there, sweetie, let’s have a nice, sobering glass of water…aaand now I have tear stains on my blouse…STAG PARTY! WOOHOO!

28.09.2024 01:45:48
SnowyBuddy
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Posts: 130
Atheista
28.09.2024 03:35:59
SnowyBuddy

Are screenshots allowed??  :>

28.09.2024 03:35:59

halobear8
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Posts: 2458
Freethinkerland
28.09.2024 04:33:25
halobear8

halobear8
Ummm... Order for Kimberly? The mysterious figure announces. Kimberly quickly escorts the figure into the bride’s room. After a few minutes, the mysterious figure reappears just to exit immediately. The reasoning for the strange woman’s appearance becomes obvious when the bride’s cousin unveils a blunt during the after party! And so the day is saved,,,, thanks to: the drug dealer! <3 (No wedding would be the same without her).


28.09.2024 04:33:25
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
LoveSoldier
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Posts: 411
Agnostica
28.09.2024 04:46:52
LoveSoldier

LoveSoldier
Err, these drinks taste weird...wait, is that even the real bartender? Isn't that a costume from ebay???

28.09.2024 04:46:52
miruu
Level 106
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 927830
Reputation: 56032
Posts: 491
Atheista
28.09.2024 06:07:31
miruu

Dean Winchester wrote: (original post HERE)
Is that a whole ass deer. Am I hallucinating. I popped like 3 tabs before coming here bunni do u see the sta
miruu
dude can you stop talking about deers i'm supposed to give you a lap dance... also please don't get sick i'm not an actual nurse. and i need to return this costume. *sigh* i need a drink... or... uhm. maybe not. 

28.09.2024 06:07:31
 
Bunni_LeFaye
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 77620
Reputation: 15820
Posts: 786
Reasonopia
28.09.2024 08:13:22
Bunni_LeFaye

SnowyBuddy wrote: (original post HERE)
Are screenshots allowed?? :>
I don’t see why not. It’s a party, baby! Go wild! Woohoo!
@miruu oh god I missed the centaur body at first lmao

28.09.2024 08:13:22

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