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WEEKLY CONTEST! Theme: Office Halloween party

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39
Created
05.10.2024
Author
Bunni_LeFaye
Bunni_LeFaye
Level 34
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 30234
Reputation: 13754
Posts: 685
Reasonopia
05.10.2024 15:14:52
Bunni_LeFaye

“Omg why can’t the corporate office ever do anything cool? Of course they throw the company Halloween party three weeks early. Of course participation is mandatory. Of course they say costumes are mandatory, but must be pg13 so Becky from accounting can bring her annoying brats. I swear if no one smuggled in booze, I’m quitting my job right now.”
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That’s right everyone, this is October’s mandatory Halloween contest. But not just ANY contest, no! This is the lame party that corporate holds for “employee morale.” Think water cooler talk, comparatively tame costumes, everything lame and corporatized with a gaudy coat of Halloween paint slapped onto it.
All the while though? You know folks are getting up to some freaky shenanigans in the copy room. Disgruntled employees dressed as vampires and maids making the best of a lame situation. Surely none of that chaos will spill over into the tame office party?
So that’s the theme, guys. Same rules as always. Most votes wins 1000 diamonds, anyone can enter, my favorite entry gets a lil’ something special from me. Contest lasts until Friday afternoon EST, give or take. Have fun, and hope to see you there!

05.10.2024 15:14:52
indigodream
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 178505
Reputation: 86442
Posts: 1007
Freethinkerland
05.10.2024 18:19:29
indigodream

indigodream

05.10.2024 18:19:29


Bunni_LeFaye
Level 34
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 30234
Reputation: 13754
Posts: 685
Reasonopia
05.10.2024 19:02:37
Bunni_LeFaye

Oh my! A toxic waste spill! How spooooky! By the way, indi, the room temp pizza and soda is on the snack table. Don’t forget to have those TPS reports on the boss’s desk by Tuesday lol

05.10.2024 19:02:37
Bunni_LeFaye
Level 34
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 30234
Reputation: 13754
Posts: 685
Reasonopia
05.10.2024 19:02:37
Bunni_LeFaye

Oh my! A toxic waste spill! How spooooky! By the way, indi, the room temp pizza and soda is on the snack table. Don’t forget to have those TPS reports on the boss’s desk by Tuesday lol

05.10.2024 19:02:37
Angelrose
Level 55
Status: Senator
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Posts: 125
Atheista
05.10.2024 21:17:58
Angelrose

Angelrose 
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05.10.2024 21:17:58
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Bunni_LeFaye
Level 34
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 30234
Reputation: 13754
Posts: 685
Reasonopia
05.10.2024 22:54:56
Bunni_LeFaye

Lol excellent

05.10.2024 22:54:56
Bunni_LeFaye
Level 34
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 30234
Reputation: 13754
Posts: 685
Reasonopia
06.10.2024 01:10:28
Bunni_LeFaye

*Snerk* omg only two people showed up to Karen’s “mandatory” office party. Holy cow she’s gonna Flip. Out. I wonder if Kenny from Internal Affairs is hanging out here with some bud…

06.10.2024 01:10:28
Athena019
Level 58
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 49413
Posts: 1252
Reasonopia
06.10.2024 05:28:21
Athena019

Athena019

06.10.2024 05:28:21
pixelboy
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Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55742
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Posts: 150
Secville
06.10.2024 20:05:10
pixelboy

pixelboy
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06.10.2024 20:05:10
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Crocheting Bimbo
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Freethinkerland
06.10.2024 21:45:05
Crocheting Bimbo

Crocheting Bimbo

06.10.2024 21:45:05
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