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What gives you the immediate ick??

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17
Created
14.08.2024
Author
y2kitty
y2kitty
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7368
Reputation: 5167
Posts: 43
Reasonopia
14.08.2024 13:17:12
y2kitty

Don’t get me wrong I love my boyfriend to bits but let’s be real sometimes small things can give you an ick. Like for example my boyfriend has this weird habit of biting his lips and I hate watching it LMAO



14.08.2024 13:17:12
tibby
Level 61
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 176860
Reputation: 64746
Posts: 3042
Agnostica
14.08.2024 13:30:27
tibby

baby talk. replacing letters with w’s and acting like a child (blegh!)

14.08.2024 13:30:27
       

Ying_Yong
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2591
Reputation: 2516
Posts: 49
Freethinkerland
15.08.2024 03:28:01
Ying_Yong

I Hate, Hate,HATE when people are mean for no reason like. That stupid ass trope where it's like "he's mean to the world but nice to me" shit is so icky like, why would you willingly be with someone that hates people like be so fucking for real right now!...will that's me, don't know about you though

15.08.2024 03:28:01
I can't do this anymore
Thespina
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6007
Reputation: 4573
Posts: 38
Freethinkerland
29.08.2024 22:59:53
Thespina

Smells! I love my husband but when he comes home from work he stinks, his sweat is minging the older we’ve gotten. That and smelly breath, stinky cock, ew no thanks!

29.08.2024 22:59:53
Lady Thespina at your service xoxo
emma lynne
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1915
Reputation: 1363
Posts: 8
Agnostica
01.09.2024 02:26:32
emma lynne

massive ego... like calm down youre not that guy :p

01.09.2024 02:26:32

Zu_The_Zombie
Level 29
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19068
Reputation: 10046
Posts: 340
Agnostica
12.09.2024 15:49:00
Zu_The_Zombie

Talking too much, Sometimes they just need to shut up 

12.09.2024 15:49:00
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
12.09.2024 18:11:37
Dean Winchester

Being clingyyyu oh my god. I went on one date w a coworker and she was like too damm clingy (normally I wouldn’t go on a date with a coworker but I was also planning to quit the next week so. I didn’t think it would be a big deal) anyways she was like taking all her breaks w me she was like mad I didn’t text her when I got home we went on ONE DATE. And she got mad I didn’t like text her every day over the weekend. Fucking miserable and she was like I care abt you  I just worry and like told me WAYYYY TOO PERSONAL OF SHIT ON THE FIRST DATE. And she kept they theming me which pissed me off a LOT and idk why! Like she was using he him for me and then started they theming me! Immediate ick

12.09.2024 18:11:37
Garry
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24780
Reputation: 12329
Posts: 25
Secville
17.09.2024 13:23:47
Garry

Immature. Hate speech. Stinky. 

17.09.2024 13:23:47
Having a window seat in a clown car doesn't make you less of a clown. <3
bram stoker
Level 20
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 6386
Reputation: 6269
Posts: 4
Antitheocra
18.09.2024 08:33:01
bram stoker

man behavior. ykwim

18.09.2024 08:33:01
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
19.09.2024 08:33:10
Dean Winchester

......
elaborate inm intrigued

19.09.2024 08:33:10

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