What makes you smile?

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Freethinkerland
06.07.2015 15:18:36
Franzine182

Music, books, being with the ones I love and travelling make me smile :)

06.07.2015 15:18:36
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Reasonopia
21.07.2015 22:02:29
KeliJen

i love the soft warms sand of the beach on a hot summer day

21.07.2015 22:02:29
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Freethinkerland
22.07.2015 21:50:10
CherryBomb

Money and buying clothes, I don't know why but when i'm sad clothes and makeup cheer me up! 

22.07.2015 21:50:10
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Atheista
23.07.2015 18:03:45
BambiDoll

Two things making me smile recently:
1) I saw my guy the other day. He's usually just consumed by stress, but when we were together it made him smile. And seeing him smile makes me smile because I just want to make him happy so much - I'd literally do anything I could within my power to make him smile, but it was merely seeing each other that set him off. And I'm smiling even more just thinking about it.

2) I'm currently working as a waitress in a restaurant in London. It's near offices, so we have people come in after work for gin, cocktails, bottles of prosecco... I realise it's not the same everywhere else in the world, but in London people will drink alcohol any night of the week. The city itself kind of enables its inhabitants to become functioning alcoholics (my dad's girlfriend who is from the US claims she drank more in her first month living here than she'd ever done through the whole of her college years!)

When customers start getting quite tipsy, they say things that make me laugh...

Posh lady: Oh my god, your hair colour is amazing! Where are you from? Are you like Scandinavian or something??
Bambi: No I'm actually British. I just bleach my hair to make it white blonde.
Posh lady: Oh my god, that's literally amazing. You're so on trend.
Bambi: Aw, thank you...
Posh lady: *grabs my hand* No, my darling - Thank YOU

Bambi: *notices customers have an empty bottle* Excuse me, could I get you anything more to drink?
Customer 1: Should we have another bottle everyone?? ...Yes, go on then another bottle of the prosecco.
Bambi: Ok. No problem.
*Whole table erupts with laughter*
Customer 2: That was so easy - We didn't even have to convince you to let us have some more!
Bambi: *laughing* Well, it's a Tuesday night, so why not eh?
Customer 3: You have just become our new favourite person!

23.07.2015 18:03:45
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Freethinkerland
02.08.2015 22:55:23
EliteGirl

What makes me happy is when people support me and understand me, as well as have the qualities of what I consider a good friend. What I consider a good friend is someone who's honest, trustworthy, kind, sweet, caring, nice, and friendly. That's what makes me happy.

02.08.2015 22:55:23
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Freethinkerland
18.09.2015 23:09:16
Pachira

Be with my friends and parties

18.09.2015 23:09:16
 get yours in General Discussion!! xoxo
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Freethinkerland
14.10.2015 21:20:21
Tammy

My kittens Kiki and Toulouse ☺️

14.10.2015 21:20:21
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Antitheocra
14.10.2015 22:43:22
Lolla<3

my dog Lilith <3

14.10.2015 22:43:22
Vou falar em português mesmo e foda-se, tem google tradutor pra isso. XOXO !
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Freethinkerland
03.12.2015 05:50:58
Lilliandra

Kindness

Simple pleasures

My pets

Beautiful places

Lots of things ;)


03.12.2015 05:50:58
Energy goes where attention flows... we all create our own reality with our thoughts and focus
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Atheista
03.12.2015 07:34:59
Liliwen Nissa

My toddler daughter, she said something that had me smile the other day. I was showing her this rubber duck and said "Isn't this a nice duckie? What does the duckie want?" And she said "Your number." I just love the randomness of toddlers.

03.12.2015 07:34:59

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