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What's the funniest thing you've ever witnessed?
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I once saw a guy eat a shawarma at the club.
someone peeing themselfs
My blind friend banging her head against the bathroom sink. I had forgotten to tell her it was like 5 inches from the toilet and when she got up ... BANG! I had such trouble trying not to laugh :D
When you can't make lemonade you make ... Limenade!
God's cosmic joke on me for Christmas:
For Christmas I needed a box to wrap a present for my 8 year old son. So I used a box from a frozen dinner. After wrapping it with some toy car's inside I put it under the tree, and every day for two week's he would pick that box up and shake it. Christmas Morning he goes to unwrap it, and start's screaming about getting a Turkey Dinner. !!!! Good excitement !!! Screaming about how much he Loves Turkey Dinner, and rushes off to put it in the Freezer !!!
I was crying on the floor with laughter the second he left the room !!! Trying to compose myself before he returned to the party room, I kept a straight face and played along with him. He was asking to have it for lunch, to which I agreed. So lunch time comes along and I ask him to help me cook his turkey dinner. He get's the box and open's it and the car's fell out of the box onto the table.
He looks at me with a perfectly calm and straight face and said,
" Mom you need to take this back to the store tomorrow, There is No Turkey in it."
I couldn't help but laugh for the next 15 minutes at my own child's pure innocence.
He couldn't figure out why I was laughing, and kept asking if he could have turkey tomorrow.
I felt so bad, about it, I put on my coat and went to the garage freezer and got him a turkey dinner for lunch.
By the time I got back and he had put the car's back into the box and put it in the return's pile by the front door.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry so I did both.
I later just re-wrapped the cars and put them in his stocking the next day. He never even noticed.
Oh My word HLB x-D hahahahaha
Lol
Emily~
i read the title and emediately thought about my brother on his bike when we were little...
he did spit against the wind, tried to avoid biking through his own spit, turned the handlebars very quickly and drowe into a barbed wire fence.
it looked great!!!
he did spit against the wind, tried to avoid biking through his own spit, turned the handlebars very quickly and drowe into a barbed wire fence.
it looked great!!!
Oh I have a good spit+wind one. Two guys were walking in front of me on a very windy day. One of them spat and it flew in his friend's ear.
Then a month later I happened to be in the same train car as them and blurted it out. I feel bad about it now, they were trying to hit on my older sister and I totally ruined it for them.
Then a month later I happened to be in the same train car as them and blurted it out. I feel bad about it now, they were trying to hit on my older sister and I totally ruined it for them.
Saw a guy try to jump over a turnstile, there was a bit of clear plastic on the floor, he ran , he slipped, he went groin first into the turnstyle... so funny, it must have hurt
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