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What's your first memory?

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27.12.2023
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13ambrose666
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Antitheocra
30.12.2023 22:08:14
13ambrose666

my first conscious memory is of ********** ************** and she ************************. I'll never forget *******************.

30.12.2023 22:08:14
bugs in ur skin theres bugs in ur skin get them out get m out getmou tt 


Rinaberry
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Freethinkerland
31.12.2023 00:18:27
Rinaberry

Hmmm.. I'm trying so hard to think as far back as possible! I think my earliest memory was when I was in pre-kindergarten, I was around 2 or 3 years old and I clearly remember being upset that I was unable to draw a giraffe the way my classmate did. I remember being sooooo jealous!!1 I begged her to show me how she did it and I did not succeed. I would obsessively draw giraffes for a few years after that haha.

31.12.2023 00:18:27
Chilluminati
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Agnostica
31.12.2023 21:22:14
Chilluminati

My first memory is actually a recurring dream

31.12.2023 21:22:14
                                                   
likemyoutfithehe
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Freethinkerland
01.01.2024 01:52:37
likemyoutfithehe

That is kind of cool that it is a specific song you remember. I loved No Doubt.

My first memory is being three years old and climbing up the stairs on all fours. I had long blonde hair and I remember looking at it move around while I climbed up.

01.01.2024 01:52:37
diet melon soda
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Atheista
25.02.2024 00:25:40
diet melon soda

i remember doing a photo shoot for turning 2 and i had a little shirt with elmo on it. i was sitting down and the photographer was pointing a red dot on the floor next to me and was saying "look at elmo!" and i remember thinking "that's not elmo" but like i still looked at it bc i knew what she meant but i was thinking like omg why are they trying to trick me

25.02.2024 00:25:40

2cute4uboo
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Atheista
25.02.2024 19:17:58
2cute4uboo

One of my earliest is watching the 2000s Teen Titans on the floor of my childhood home, I was about 2-3, while watching I found this porcelain easter egg that would open up and inside was a ceramic garden with bunnies and flowers. I was so mesmerized by it~ I can't find the egg now and it's bugging me cus now that I'm older I became obsessed with porcelain and vintage things. (hopefully I can find it online). 

Another one is when I would play with my shopkins and my barbie dolls, but i would add halloween decorations like this dollar tree ghost and my families Nightmare Before Christmas snow globes. I think it was really cute, usually rock music or R&B was in the background because my mom was cleaning.

25.02.2024 19:17:58

Sadie Slaughter
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Atheista
28.02.2024 18:53:51
Sadie Slaughter

my earliest memory was honestly buying ice cream at the pharmacy nearby with my dad and falling every time. when we got to checkout and i held my dad's hand so i wouldn't fall. i might've been like 3-4  years old, it's hard to imagine there was a time where i loved my father...

28.02.2024 18:53:51
 he/they please =3 

Zowie
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Atheista
13.03.2024 15:25:39
Zowie

I remember waking up one day and going two preschool and having this boy touch my hair and annoy me. It wasn't anything special but i remember realizing I was a person that day 

13.03.2024 15:25:39
Have a bugular day !!!
Lolita-Lover
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Atheista
27.03.2024 05:15:35
Lolita-Lover

I think the first memory I have is sitting at the kitchen table eating a bowl of mac and cheese watching a TV program about sea creatures.. good times...

27.03.2024 05:15:35
BunnyWunny77
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Atheista
16.09.2024 06:37:14
BunnyWunny77

my first memory was when I was in preschool about 2/3 and I was laying down for a nap and I was making all these noises LOL bc I couldn't sleep!

16.09.2024 06:37:14
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