Worst Movie You Ever Saw? Why?

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24.01.2025 19:34:37
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will I get jumped if I say mean girls
it just feels cliche.. yep iconic for its time this that but its overrated as hell. literally any other American school movie

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24.01.2025 20:03:18
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i wouldn't say i agree, but its a valid criticism :)

still think Earwig and the Witch was quite possibly the most infuriating movie to watch

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06.06.2025 06:58:07
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Easy Snow White 2025, not because of the actress who plays snow she did the best she could and could act the most out of everyone. Gal Gadot on the other hand...Jesus christ i never comment on bad acting because i don't think people "can't act" but holy did she change my mind. Never heard an evil queen with less conviction in her voice. Also, not a single song other than the dwarfs' hi ho song stuck out. others, I simply could not remember.

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06.06.2025 13:46:29
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i help mod a lil international movie server so i watch a lot of movies but i have a neurology thing so they rly gotta stand out 4 me 2 remember them.
Snow White is one i have like a 30-minute ramble on 'disney would be rolling in his grave' and why but the only movie ive ever actually written a 1/10 review 4 was I Saw The TV Glow. i think a lot of ppl r scared 2 criticize it bc they relate 2 hard 2 it but as a script it's garbage. the main character has no agency other than in 1 scene n tbh the fantasy/horror elements are super annoying bc theyre just a deus ex machina to control the plot and if the plot was BETTER WRITTEN or their villain metaphor actually had a better parallel to rl the director wouldnt have needed those. i think ppl claim 'u just dont get it' bc they themselves dont get it and were just bought off by the artsy visuals bc NEWS FLASH existential dread =/= HORROR and is something most people have already come to terms with by the time they're outta high school lmao. so framing 'what if u never do what u want' as enough 2 make ne1 spiral is dumb AF bc the only ppl who haven't thought about that already have bricks for brains. and that's ME saying that. feels like they didnt have a real ending 4 the movie (its so clearly based on the candle cove creepypasta so they didn't have one pre-prepared) so they just decided to make it splashy and were like 'u r SUPPOSED 2 be disappointed n uncomfortable see i did it on purpose which makes it good ackshually' absolute freshman-tier art school student navelgazing-so-hard-ur-head-disappears-into-ur-own-bellybutton bullshit. and its not like i dont normally luv artsy films but this one was trying so hard it was hurting itself. also it's super weird how u would see reviews that would list like 9 different reasons why it was bad and then end with 'but i guess i just didn't get it bc im not the target audience sooo uh, forget everything i just said, i give it 4/5 stars!' which feels like ppl r just scared 2 say 'it was bad' bc ??? idk. the guy lighting the sets deserved an award tho, the visuals were the best part.

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07.06.2025 12:47:25
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OvercookedIntellect wrote: (original post HERE)
I'm sorry to all of the fans of this movie but it has to be wish from disney. I watched it today and I'm just not a fan of movies that are basically musicals. However, I do like all of the character's designs and message. Just a boring movie overall...
Agreed. It’s like they turned everything magical about disney animated movies into something soulless and clearly a cash grab. So I don’t blame you for finding it boring. It broke my heart watching this bc disney’s older animated films always held a special place in my heart and inspired me to be the person I am right now. And to think it’s supposed to be their 100th anniversary movie. And to celebrate that is just referencing their older movies rather than innovating and further developing their creativity. Also coming from a musical fan, especially campy ones, the music just fell flat through and through. None of the songs are much pleasing to the ear and just sounds bland and forgettable. It’s written by pop writers rather than broadway writers, so that checks it out. But hey, at least King Magnifico is hot. Disney’s downfall will forever fascinate me.

07.06.2025 12:47:25

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