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Ximboland construction workers needed

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Created
14.03.2025
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
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Atheista
14.03.2025 12:57:16
SweetasNuts

Hello

Apologies for the radio silence. I have been working with Sachem behind the scenes and planning for the future.
So the new design is coming on too slowly for my liking but will hopefully be here soon.

Talking about the future, the main problem we have here is a bottleneck in the Ministry of Construction.
In order to attain the noble cause of becoming the world's first democratic social media site then we need to do a lot of work eg to increase and improve our democratic features, to improve our fashionable status etc etc

There are lots and lots of things that need developing in Ximboland and the right Honourable Minister for construction is overworked and underpaid. (aren't we all?!).
So that creates a bottleneck where we have so many jobs that need doing and so many things that need building but not enough construction workers to build them.
That leaves only 2 options to help relieve this bottleneck :

a) Turn to the Ximbo community and try to find some talented and hardworking construction workers who are fluent in development languages and whom want to get stuck in and help code the world's first democratic social media nation

or

b) turn to investment and bring in more external people to help

If you or anyone you know is a coder and you believe in our mission of creating the world's first democratic social media nation then can you please contact me and lets bring you into the Ministry of Construction

Sweetasnuts
Prime Ximbo


14.03.2025 12:57:16



tibby
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Agnostica
14.03.2025 16:33:54
tibby

id be happy to help :) i’ve made full stack applications and worked with SQL, php, and most back end languages

14.03.2025 16:33:54
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tallyxmarkx
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Atheista
14.03.2025 16:52:34
tallyxmarkx

i only know html and syntax for commands in programs for things like lighting but i can help with design stuff since i know InDesign and the whole adobe suite, but I could only probably help with design and reviewing final products as a tester. 

Sidenote: Would LOVE a way to mute xeet notifications because while i love the feature, I hate having to scroll through 100+ notifs if I take a few days away from ximboland and get busy.

14.03.2025 16:52:34
SweetasNuts
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Atheista
14.03.2025 17:21:33
SweetasNuts

Thanks for stepping forward Tibby. You are a credit to Ximboland often putting yourself forward for leadership roles so I thank you for that and we are lucky to have you as a Ximbo.

So lets get into the nittty gritty of things and make sure we are all on the same page here with the same beliefs and goals in mind -


My view and goal is that we fill a vacuum that exists in the world and pursue the noble cause of becoming the worlds first truly democratic social media site/nation.


It is my firm belief that we have a problem in the world in that the large social media sites/nations of Twitterland and facebookland etc are owned and run by individuals. Those individuals (like us all) are flawed and as such their sites become flawed. Their sites are autocratic and flawed.


I am proposing we aim to become democratic and flawed!
There is no doubt a democracy is also a flawed way of governance but its the best of a bad bunch as Winston Churchill once said right?
It is our destiny and responsibility to step up and become the world's first democratic social media site.
Democratic and flawed but absolutely the best of a bad bunch!

So how do we do that?
goodness only knows. A lot of hardwork.
We have started the process but have a lot of work to do to refine it. And that's where we need your help please.

We have some wonderful Ximbos here however for one strange reason or another we have never properly organised Ximbos within the Ministry of construction.
We have fashion workers, ministers, fashion police etc but no construction workers whom will be the most important ximbos of all.

Anyway in danger of going on to much here so please anyone with the skills to help construct Ximboland quicker please contact me.

There is so much to do in order to achieve this noble goal right?
What elements and features should we crack on with first? 




tibby
wrote: (original post HERE)
id be happy to help :) i’ve made full stack applications and worked with SQL, php, and most back end languages


14.03.2025 17:21:33



SweetasNuts
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Atheista
14.03.2025 17:25:59
SweetasNuts

Yes it is because we dont have enough construction workers able to get these jobs done quickly and efficiently. I agree with you here. Thanks for stepping up. I will speak with Sachem


tallyxmarkx
wrote: (original post HERE)
i only know html and syntax for commands in programs for things like lighting but i can help with design stuff since i know InDesign and the whole adobe suite, but I could only probably help with design and reviewing final products as a tester. ...


14.03.2025 17:25:59



tibby
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Agnostica
14.03.2025 18:24:40
tibby

it’d be my pleasure to join and assist the construction team. feel free to contact me at any time for further details or a resume of my previous work

14.03.2025 18:24:40
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Bimbo Pimp
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Antitheocra
14.03.2025 23:25:55
Bimbo Pimp

Ah yes, I remember when I offered my talents a while ago and was completely ignored. lol Oh well, C'est la vie! 

Bimbo Pimp
wrote: (original post HERE)
Hello everyone and Mr. Sweets, first time trying out my hand at being a State Minister.
 I've created a fresh, upgraded birthday calendar for Antitheocra, designed a birthday card GIF for our citizens, and I'm hosting my very first Christmas event. I've been quite the busy pimp!

I've got plenty of ideas I'd love to share with the site's devs. I’d be happy if you could lend me an ear someday when you have a moment. I've been tackling some personal projects such as clothing and I've been coding and working on a webpage aimed at addressing the housing crisis. Even if it is temporary. I’ll upload some pics that I’m hoping will spark your interest.


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14.03.2025 23:25:55
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Gee Nah
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Antitheocra
14.03.2025 23:36:51
Gee Nah

I'm an experienced construction worker (software engineer) and interested helping construct the democratic nation! (fluent in web, app development and full stack)

14.03.2025 23:36:51
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Lovie
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Secville
15.03.2025 14:48:30
Lovie

I wish I could help, but I know that there are many talented Bimbos and Himbos who will get the job done. Best of luck! 

15.03.2025 14:48:30

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