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✬XUCK MARRY KILL - XIMBOLAND EDITION✬

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Created
23.11.2024
Author
Daphnee_Mino

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Daphnee_Mino
Level 47
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 78362
Reputation: 56586
Posts: 1930
Agnostica
23.11.2024 17:13:47
Daphnee_Mino

Hi bimbos!

Its time we have a "fuck marry kill" or "smash or pass" for Ximbos don't you think?! I think this would be a fun forum game and discussion,,, Because you gotta explain your reasonings too, at least I would appriciate that ximbo tea.

It is pretty simple, answer the post above you, then propose your question for the next bimbo!

For exapmle you could say:
✬ "smash or pass, the black haired green eyed big personality bimbo pointing at the prime ximbo earnings?" (smash btw)
✬ "fuck marry kill: Agnostica, FTL, Atheista?" (fuck and marry agnostica and forget the rest btw)

Remember this is ximboland edition so it has to be ximbo related, players, legends, states, anything goes. I believe in your creativity.
 I WILL START: with my oldest and still remaining lovers: Fuck, Marry, Kill: Dean Winchester, tibby, CarCrashBimbo???                     

23.11.2024 17:13:47

tibby
Level 78
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 374610
Reputation: 73512
Posts: 3784
Agnostica
23.11.2024 19:53:21
tibby

mmm
replacing me w daphnee so im not like- killing myself 

fuck: daphnee
marry: dean
kill: ccb

fuck/marry/kill: reivalentine, cannabisbimbo, and melpomene

23.11.2024 19:53:21
       

Daphnee_Mino
Level 47
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 78362
Reputation: 56586
Posts: 1930
Agnostica
23.11.2024 19:56:22
Daphnee_Mino

"replacing me w daphnee so im not like- killing myself" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO tibby stop

ook marry rei, fuck cannabis and kill melpomene im SO SORRY xvx ok let me do a cursed edition one
xuck marry kill: abu hamza, butterfiy, bimbo pimp



23.11.2024 19:56:22

tibby
Level 78
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 374610
Reputation: 73512
Posts: 3784
Agnostica
23.11.2024 19:59:06
tibby

oh, easy

fuck bimbo pimp, marry abu hamza, kill butterfiy

problematic internet men edition:
fuck/marry/kill: elon musk, shane dawson, logan paul

23.11.2024 19:59:06
       

Daphnee_Mino
Level 47
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 78362
Reputation: 56586
Posts: 1930
Agnostica
23.11.2024 20:02:49
Daphnee_Mino

ok officialy this forum gonna be just me and you tibby.....
 first of ALL EW. 
second of all goddamn im thinking too hard. marry elon ig bc he is rich and i will get that grimes tea. fuck logan paul ig bc his bodyguard and all i know is he is annoying and problematic im not that informed on his drama. and shane... as much as id like to talk to him too LOL but killing him........

23.11.2024 20:02:49

tibby
Level 78
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 374610
Reputation: 73512
Posts: 3784
Agnostica
23.11.2024 20:08:30
tibby

we're js spillin some agnostican tea <3

i so agree, shane would make for awesome convo but his personal hygiene sounds a little less than my cup of tea, musky money would be v pog, and logan is at least fit asf

f/m/k: the joker, spiderman, wonder woman

23.11.2024 20:08:30
       

Daisydear
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 29283
Reputation: 16853
Posts: 20
Agnostica
23.11.2024 20:13:41
Daisydear

THATS A GOOD ONE fuck the joker cause i think it would be interesting, marry wonder woman because i can do the cleaning and dishes and kill spiderman cause hes got so many young variants i don't wanna be a creep 

f/m/k ximboland achievements: Curious, Fit, Adventurer  

23.11.2024 20:13:41



dos puntos tres
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 53138
Reputation: 19530
Posts: 219
Atheista
24.11.2024 01:10:10
dos puntos tres

xuck curious all the way like are you kidding the peeking through the key hole , hot
marry adventurer bc it reminds me of the wizard from that one show that always got big naturals in every meme and cosplay
kill fit i fucking hate fit airstrikes bomb them i hate gym i hate sweat i would kill them gladly

smash or pass, atheista image

24.11.2024 01:10:10


spacesignal
Level 99
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 769068
Reputation: 122641
Posts: 1118
Atheista
24.11.2024 01:22:57
spacesignal

SMASSHHH. 

fuck marry kill these baddies from Glee: Britney, Quinn, Santana (there is a correct answer)

24.11.2024 01:22:57
fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me
tibby
Level 78
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 374610
Reputation: 73512
Posts: 3784
Agnostica
24.11.2024 03:30:34
tibby

i don’t know glee so going off vibes alone ( cannabisbimbo wants to go but also doesn’t know glee)
fuck santana, marry quinn, kill britney


f/m/k: earth, fire, water (the three elements)

24.11.2024 03:30:34
       

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