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Your government needs you! Minister of Defence/War required

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Created
17.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20644
Reputation: 12477
Posts: 890
Atheista
17.04.2024 15:47:31
SweetasNuts

Hello Ximboland

I am looking to fulfil 4 x new positions to help me govern Ximboland.

Minister of Fashion
Minister of Justice
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Minister for Defence/war

If you are interested in these positions and feel you have the necessary credentials to do the job please either let me know here or dm me or email me with your application and why you should get the job on [email protected]

All positions are open to senators only.

The roles in more detail -

Minister for defence/war

As a long standing Ximbo with immaculate fashion sense and traditional Bimbo morals and values your job is to oversee defence here in the fashionable republic of Ximboland.

You will be a conservative minded traditional bimbo whom believes in justice and believes in the rule of law. And someone whom recognises that sometimes force is needed in order to defend the rule of law.

You will be responsible for organising state wars and ensuring that once per Prime ximbo term a state war takes place. You will be responsible for setting up a state war in co operation with mariolka.  

You will also be responsible for conscripting Ximbos into the army should they misbehave and we need more soldierx on the front line. A strong army = a strong nation.
Sometimes we have social disturbance and anarchy on the streets of Bimbo City. You will be required to back up the fashion police and quell disturbances from social and fashion deviants of all kinds eg UXs, antifa, goths, hipsters, tattooists etc , cosplayers etc using extreme force where necessary. 
We trust you will do your best to keep the peace soldier!  
We also have external threats from the flatlands and other internet republics. It is your job to defend us at home and abroad. 

Like all government ministers you will be responsible for making Ximboland a better place i.e. dressing fashionably, welcoming new Ximbos to Ximboland, starting good conversations, being kind and treating all Ximbos with love and respect. You will also be expected to keep Ximboland infomed with whats going on marketing fashion contests, crazes, senatorships and the Presidents book.

Reporting to

You will be directly reporting to mne the Prime Ximbo of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland

Rewards and salary

As Prime Ximbo I am foregoing my salary and will share all the treasury money earned during the time of our incumbency between my loyal ministers.
Your reward will be an equal share of the earnings paid out 10 days after the end of our term in power.

Due to the huge number of expected applications for this role I am afraid I will not be able to get back to everyone.


Sweetasnuts
Prime Ximbo of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland
In Xod and the Ximbo flag we trust

 




17.04.2024 15:47:31



Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28535999
Reputation: 281017
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
17.04.2024 15:57:56
Sandi Lut

Again? It is getting a bit desperate like this now

17.04.2024 15:57:56
Happiness is inside yourself

SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20644
Reputation: 12477
Posts: 890
Atheista
17.04.2024 16:04:30
SweetasNuts

If anything it appears my proactiveness is unsettling you and making you consider whether you have got what it takes to beat me/govern this place.
Its no longer the sleepy happy happy clap clap Ximboland you governed back in 2019.
These Ximbos demand more and expect more of a government than what hey have been given previously   

17.04.2024 16:04:30



StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
17.04.2024 16:05:19
StrangeSnow

“You will be required to back up the fashion police and quell disturbances from social and fashion deviants of all kinds eg UXs, antifa, goths, hipsters, tattooists etc , cosplayers etc using extreme force where necessary”

So you’re a firm believer that bimbos should stand out for who they are 
But you’ll punish them with “extreme force” if they actually try to? 
My fucking god dude
Its a dress up game 
it’s supposed to be fun
Stop trying to be a dictator just because you’re real life sucks absolute ass 
Grow up and get a real fucking life 

17.04.2024 16:05:19

SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20644
Reputation: 12477
Posts: 890
Atheista
17.04.2024 16:07:48
SweetasNuts

There are lots of ways to stand out AND be a beautiful and fashionable bimbo - like me.
You dont have to join the dark side and start dressing in black or getting tattoos. 

17.04.2024 16:07:48



Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28535999
Reputation: 281017
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
17.04.2024 16:08:11
Sandi Lut

SweetasNuts wrote:
If anything it appears my proactiveness is unsettling you and making you consider whether you have got what it takes to beat me/govern this place.
Its no longer the sleepy happy happy clap clap Ximboland you governed back in 2019   
I don't see anything about me being unsettled, but if that is your interpretation than it is me who doubts your abilities. But you are entitled to your opinion, so am I

17.04.2024 16:08:11
Happiness is inside yourself

StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
17.04.2024 16:09:01
StrangeSnow

My god you’re fucking delusional 
And you’re a man trying to control women why? 
Is it because you can’t control your own wife?

17.04.2024 16:09:01

Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28535999
Reputation: 281017
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
17.04.2024 16:13:54
Sandi Lut

SweetasNuts wrote:
If anything it appears my proactiveness is unsettling you and making you consider whether you have got what it takes to beat me/govern this place.
Its no longer the sleepy happy happy clap clap Ximboland you governed back in 2019.
These Ximbos demand more and expect more of a government than what hey have been given previously   
Oh and where were you during my term as Prime Bimbo? Oh yeah you weren't around at all. So what do you know about Bimboland back then? Or about my term?  If you want to criticise me that is fine, but please come with some serious arguments that you actually know something about.

Thank you for your absence during my term, don't criticise something you know nothing about. You left me hanging even though I was willing to listen to you. Don't expect me to support you now.

17.04.2024 16:13:54
Happiness is inside yourself

SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 20644
Reputation: 12477
Posts: 890
Atheista
17.04.2024 16:19:59
SweetasNuts

You are in a bimbo world dressed in black with piercings.
Is it because you cant find your way to the fashionable republic of Gothland?

StrangeSnow
wrote:
My god you’re fucking delusional 
And you’re a man trying to control women why? 
Is it because you can’t control your own wife?


17.04.2024 16:19:59



StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
17.04.2024 16:21:38
StrangeSnow

If that existed it would be a much better place then here that’s for fucking sure 
Also who cares? Besides you and your fucking gremlins? Who fucking cares? 
Oh right no one does 
in fact the options being on YOUR site encourage it 

17.04.2024 16:21:38

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