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Hey everyone, my name is Ashleigh, but you can call me Ash. I'm lookin' to have some fun and not take things too seriously. ;)
I'm really lookin' forward to gettin' to know everyone better and I'm workin' hard to be the bestest, friendliest and funnest bimbo I can be! So a super big thank you for havin’ a look at my page.
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Dear Mr Diary,
Ohmygod, you're never gonna guess what happened...I like, got a new job!
I was workin' on the street corner as usual and my 'boss' tells me that he is startin' up a new strip club, and that he wants me to be one of the dancers there!
Now, don't get me wrong, I love my job. Makin' guys' days better and sendin' them away with a smile on their face, and gettin' paid for it...hehe, well, it's like, the best! But there are times, when work is slow, that it can get super cold and borin' hangin' around and waitin' for customers so bein' able to work and dance in a nice warm club does sound good to me.
Even better, is that my 'boss' told me that I can still do the job I do now! I won't always have to, sometimes I will just be giving guys a striptease or lap dance or somethin'. But, if I have got them real, excited...hehe...then they can pay extra and I can take real good care of them.
Hehe, another amazin’ part of my new job is that I get to dress up in even sexier and skimpier clothin’ now at work (and still keep warm!). Although, as I like, used to be a cop, I often wear my slutty police uniform when I’m dancin’ on stage and the guys seem to love that costume. Hmmm, thinkin’ about it, they also like seein’ me strippin’ out of my other outfits too… I think they just like watchin’ me gettin’ naked and dancin’ on stage!
I LOVE my job strippin' and, workin’, at the club! I’m makin’ more money and I’ve already bought another boob job, which the customers love. But some of them are now sayin' that I like, need to make my lips and my butt bigger too. Maybe it's back to Dr Chops for me...
All of the hard work I’ve been puttin’ in at the gym and at Beryl’s Salon lately is totally payin’ off as well because a few weeks ago a director saw me at the club and told my ‘boss’ she wanted to use me in a film they were makin’. I think it was called ‘Blonde Bimbo Bunnies 4: Bounce or Bust’…or somethin’ like that…Anyway, she said that I was almost perfect, I just needed to work a bit on my Superofficiality and stuff. OMG, SO excitin’!
I tried goin’ to the library to get better at it but…it was like, soooo borin’. So, my ‘boss’ told me that I should just go to the lab thingy at the Uni and they would do it all for me…at least…I think that’s what he said. I’m sure I’ve been there loads now and given them lots of money but it’s gotten, like, super hard to remember and think about stuff.
Hehe, anyway, whatever they did it totally worked because the director lady came back and said I was ready to star in the film! I’m goin’ to be shootin’ it soon and she said that if I do a good job, I can do lots more. My ‘boss’ promised if I worked real hard, I can be a star! OMG!
I’ll totes let you know how it all goes, but now I gotta go to work, the club just opened! ♥
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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
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