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Hey everyone, my name is Ashleigh, but you can call me Ash. I'm lookin' to have some fun and not take things too seriously. ;)
I'm really lookin' forward to gettin' to know everyone better and I'm workin' hard to be the bestest, friendliest and funnest bimbo I can be! So a super big thank you for havin’ a look at my page.
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Dear Mr Diary,
Ohmygod, you're never gonna guess what happened...I like, got a new job!
I was workin' on the street corner as usual and my 'boss' tells me that he is startin' up a new strip club, and that he wants me to be one of the dancers there!
Now, don't get me wrong, I love my job. Makin' guys' days better and sendin' them away with a smile on their face, and gettin' paid for it...hehe, well, it's like, the best! But there are times, when work is slow, that it can get super cold and borin' hangin' around and waitin' for customers so bein' able to work and dance in a nice warm club does sound good to me.
Even better, is that my 'boss' told me that I can still do the job I do now! I won't always have to, sometimes I will just be giving guys a striptease or lap dance or somethin'. But, if I have got them real, excited...hehe...then they can pay extra and I can take real good care of them.
Hehe, another amazin’ part of my new job is that I get to dress up in even sexier and skimpier clothin’ now at work (and still keep warm!). Although, as I like, used to be a cop, I often wear my slutty police uniform when I’m dancin’ on stage and the guys seem to love that costume. Hmmm, thinkin’ about it, they also like seein’ me strippin’ out of my other outfits too… I think they just like watchin’ me gettin’ naked and dancin’ on stage!
I LOVE my job strippin' and, workin’, at the club! I’m makin’ more money and I’ve already bought another boob job, which the customers love. But some of them are now sayin' that I like, need to make my lips and my butt bigger too. Maybe it's back to Dr Chops for me...
All of the hard work I’ve been puttin’ in at the gym and at Beryl’s Salon lately is totally payin’ off as well because a few weeks ago a director saw me at the club and told my ‘boss’ she wanted to use me in a film they were makin’. I think it was called ‘Blonde Bimbo Bunnies 4: Bounce or Bust’…or somethin’ like that…Anyway, she said that I was almost perfect, I just needed to work a bit on my Superofficiality and stuff. OMG, SO excitin’!
I tried goin’ to the library to get better at it but…it was like, soooo borin’. So, my ‘boss’ told me that I should just go to the lab thingy at the Uni and they would do it all for me…at least…I think that’s what he said. I’m sure I’ve been there loads now and given them lots of money but it’s gotten, like, super hard to remember and think about stuff.
Hehe, anyway, whatever they did it totally worked because the director lady came back and said I was ready to star in the film! I’m goin’ to be shootin’ it soon and she said that if I do a good job, I can do lots more. My ‘boss’ promised if I worked real hard, I can be a star! OMG!
I’ll totes let you know how it all goes, but now I gotta go to work, the club just opened! ♥
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What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.
What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.
The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.
What is the national flag of Ximboland?
When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007
What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City
How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo
What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.
What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman.
Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.
How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.
What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.
I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.
What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple
How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland
xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.
Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.