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disclaimer~dont interact if ur very nsfw (kink acc/porn gifs etc) i hate pussy i hate dick i hate sex and cock i'm just a wee infant of 447 months i was practically born yesterday
about me~any pronouns (they/she/he) <3 (my gender is unemployed)
i was born in the year of our Lord two thousand and two and i have not known peace since, i am convinced i was born in the wrong generation and should have been a cave woman who died at 45,000 BC at the age of 27 after mistakenly ingesting poisonous berries after a particularly long and strenuous winter, like a cave woman my two main hobbies are walking around and praying to the sun goddess, as well as playing bimboland.
i believe i should have been a cavewoman because i dont understand how to make a new file on the computer and didn’t know what a bluetooth was until i was 18, but i love to run around in circles doing nothing and will do pushups on the floor like a sim at 1 am if i have too much energy, plus i love rocks. it would be so cool being a cavewoman because i could be the 3rd or 4th prettiest bitch in the village and get a dowry of 100 rocks to marry a man but he would be mysteriously ran over by a mammoth in the night
my villain origin story is when my mom accidentally sent me to clown camp instead of cooking camp, now i’m doomed to an eternity of being a court jester, whore bells jingling as he’s assaulted by tomatoes, instead of someone who can turn those tomatoes into a delicious stew
im a cancer sun (+ stellium) aqua moon (+ stellium), & gemini rising. gemini in mercury is my ruling sign, my venus is in leo, and my cancer is in mars, prompting me to have a love for titties and problems with my mother. saggitarriusuueuses will be blocked on sight. i will not be taking questions but send me ur chart if you wanna be torn to pieces and cooked in a mediocre stew (i still can’t cook)
i am a liberal arts major (disprivilege) and i have a pinky toenail and am gluten tolerant (privilege) i get bitches (privilege) but they hate to hear my autism ranting about cartoons ( disprivilege) but they still wanna hit (privilige) but i can't spell for shit (disprivelige)
my toxic traits are i talk like a redditor when im high, i play bimboland every day, i drink coffee even though im allergic, i used to throw knives at my wall for fun, and i dont have any face piercings because i cant commit (air dominant babee!) i used to eat raw lemons and onions for fun and drink salt water now i have illness.
you can usually find me at my university library doing fuckall and pretending to study, laying on my floor and pretending to be a bug (im literally gregor samsa), meditating, or petting stray cats with 1000 diseases, making me so resilient and strong, preparing me for any alien virus to come
i like to listen to zheani, 4ria, banshee, lebanon hanover, the cure, siouxsie and the banshees, type o negative, lycia, megan thee stallion, ghostemane, poppy, mitski, kerli, health,and mimi barks. i hate to listen to men when they talk
i have a playlist of my fave songs you can find on spotify by looking up 'perci's playlist' yayy listen to my music if you have emotional problems
i like fable 2, esoteric knowledge, frogs, llamas, viva pinata (ima dastardos stan) antiques, eyeliner, fairies, knitting, crystals, weed, summoning demons (Ave Duke Dantalion<3), i have 200 rocks and 30 porcelain dolls, don't ask me which ones are haunted i dont know and i dont want to
i hate bald people, gay people, being trapped in samsara, tomatoes, sassy men, hangnails, God, lice, and horses !!!!
about my acc~tips for new players:
don’t get the boob jobs- all your clothes for normal sized bimbos will disappear, and you can get skins in the shop that looks exactly the same for a fraction of the cost. same w/ skintones, you can get new skins in the shop for much cheaper than using the salon.
the economy is in shambles, don’t think if you grind your stats you’ll be able to afford the outfits you want, the job:money ratio is completely disproportionate. the best way to make money is dueling or winning contests.
read the terms and services so many of yall dont do this this site does not play around u NEED to follow the rules this is not a lawless land like tumblr or colorado
im the baddest bitch in this labyrinthine hall of horrors
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- 54 points What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
