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disclaimer~dont interact if ur very nsfw (kink acc/porn gifs etc) i hate pussy i hate dick i hate sex and cock i'm just a wee infant of 447 months i was practically born yesterday
about me~any pronouns (they/she/he) <3 (my gender is unemployed)
i was born in the year of our Lord two thousand and two and i have not known peace since, i am convinced i was born in the wrong generation and should have been a cave woman who died at 45,000 BC at the age of 27 after mistakenly ingesting poisonous berries after a particularly long and strenuous winter, like a cave woman my two main hobbies are walking around and praying to the sun goddess, as well as playing bimboland.
i believe i should have been a cavewoman because i dont understand how to make a new file on the computer and didn’t know what a bluetooth was until i was 18, but i love to run around in circles doing nothing and will do pushups on the floor like a sim at 1 am if i have too much energy, plus i love rocks. it would be so cool being a cavewoman because i could be the 3rd or 4th prettiest bitch in the village and get a dowry of 100 rocks to marry a man but he would be mysteriously ran over by a mammoth in the night
my villain origin story is when my mom accidentally sent me to clown camp instead of cooking camp, now i’m doomed to an eternity of being a court jester, whore bells jingling as he’s assaulted by tomatoes, instead of someone who can turn those tomatoes into a delicious stew
im a cancer sun (+ stellium) aqua moon (+ stellium), & gemini rising. gemini in mercury is my ruling sign, my venus is in leo, and my cancer is in mars, prompting me to have a love for titties and problems with my mother. saggitarriusuueuses will be blocked on sight. i will not be taking questions but send me ur chart if you wanna be torn to pieces and cooked in a mediocre stew (i still can’t cook)
i am a liberal arts major (disprivilege) and i have a pinky toenail and am gluten tolerant (privilege) i get bitches (privilege) but they hate to hear my autism ranting about cartoons ( disprivilege) but they still wanna hit (privilige) but i can't spell for shit (disprivelige)
my toxic traits are i talk like a redditor when im high, i play bimboland every day, i drink coffee even though im allergic, i used to throw knives at my wall for fun, and i dont have any face piercings because i cant commit (air dominant babee!) i used to eat raw lemons and onions for fun and drink salt water now i have illness.
you can usually find me at my university library doing fuckall and pretending to study, laying on my floor and pretending to be a bug (im literally gregor samsa), meditating, or petting stray cats with 1000 diseases, making me so resilient and strong, preparing me for any alien virus to come
i like to listen to zheani, 4ria, banshee, lebanon hanover, the cure, siouxsie and the banshees, type o negative, lycia, megan thee stallion, ghostemane, poppy, mitski, kerli, health,and mimi barks. i hate to listen to men when they talk
i have a playlist of my fave songs you can find on spotify by looking up 'perci's playlist' yayy listen to my music if you have emotional problems
i like fable 2, esoteric knowledge, frogs, llamas, viva pinata (ima dastardos stan) antiques, eyeliner, fairies, knitting, crystals, weed, summoning demons (Ave Duke Dantalion<3), i have 200 rocks and 30 porcelain dolls, don't ask me which ones are haunted i dont know and i dont want to
i hate bald people, gay people, being trapped in samsara, tomatoes, sassy men, hangnails, God, lice, and horses !!!!
about my acc~tips for new players:
don’t get the boob jobs- all your clothes for normal sized bimbos will disappear, and you can get skins in the shop that looks exactly the same for a fraction of the cost. same w/ skintones, you can get new skins in the shop for much cheaper than using the salon.
the economy is in shambles, don’t think if you grind your stats you’ll be able to afford the outfits you want, the job:money ratio is completely disproportionate. the best way to make money is dueling or winning contests.
read the terms and services so many of yall dont do this this site does not play around u NEED to follow the rules this is not a lawless land like tumblr or coloradoim the baddest bitch in this labyrinthine hall of horrors
What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.
What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.
The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.
What is the national flag of Ximboland?
When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007
What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City
How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo
What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.
What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman.
Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.
How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.
What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.
I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.
What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple
How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland
xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.
Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.