Sex Appeal

105237

Reputation

47141

Fitness

574.00

Vanity

676.00

Superficiality

623.00

Energy

60%

Self-indulgence

0%

disclaimer~

 i would prefer if genuine, fully, kink/nsfw accounts didn't interact (mild nsfw is alright but some of yall are wildin), im only here for cool, sexy, gay reasons, and if you're a minor DNI w/ anything nsfw on my page thx (youre not supposed to be here in the first place tho but i KNO u guys are) (my current only nsfw outfit is my 'sexy' one.)

cw for drugs and body horror on my page, but this is literally bimboland we're here to be slutty, hedonistic, and horrifying

read my tips for new players in the abt my acc section
 

about me~

My tiktok and other social medias are all under the @ provampirism ! <3

any pronouns (they/she/he) <3 im usually a girl but not always im a wild card or whateva (my gender is unemployed)

i am bishreksual. i liek women and men who look like they have been hit by a car. my most shameful attractions are to Fiona from shrek and V from V for Vendetta as well as your mom

i was born in the year of our Lord two thousand and two and i have not known peace since, i am convinced i was born in the wrong generation and should have been a cave woman who died at 45,000 BC at the age of 27 after mistakenly ingesting poisonous berries after a particularly long and strenuous winter, like a cave woman my two main hobbies are walking around and praying to the sun goddess, as well as playing bimboland :)

im a cancer sun (+ stellium) aqua moon (+ stellium), & gemini rising. gemini in mercury is my ruling sign, my venus is in leo, and my cancer is in mars, prompting me to have a love for titties and problems with my mother. saggitarriusuueuses will be blocked on sight. i will not be taking questions. feel free to comment your placements or send your chart and ask for my opinion however
 
ima slavic/irish-american german tsalagi/apache, yes i was born in an orgy. i am whatever percentage white girl swagger. th only words i can say in tsalagi are hi and asshole

i am a liberal arts major (disprivilege) and i have a pinky toenail and am gluten tolerant (privilege)

i like to listen to zheani, 4ria, banshee, lebanon hanover, the cure, siouxsie and the banshees, type o negative, lycia, megan thee stallion, ghostemane, poppy, mitski, kerli, health,and mimi barks. i hate to listen to men when they talk.

my toxic traits are i talk like a redditor when im high, i play bimboland every day, i drink coffee even though im allergic, i used to throw knives at my wall for fun, and i dont have any face piercings because i cant commit (air dominant babee!)

you can usually find me at my university library doing fuckall and pretending to study and really just thinking about grabbing my boyfriends tits, laying on my floor and pretending to be a bug, meditating, grabbing my boyfriend's tits, or petting stray cats.

i like fable 2, esoteric knowledge, frogs, llamas, viva pinata (ima dastardos stan) antiques, eyeliner, fairies, knitting, crystals, weed, summoning demons (Ave Duke Dantalion<3)

i dislike bald people, gay people, and being trapped in samsara

about my acc~

tips for new players:

don’t get the boob jobs- all your clothes for normal sized bimbos will disappear, and you can get skins in the shop that looks exactly the same for a fraction of the cost. same w/ skintones, you can get new skins in the shop for much cheaper than using the salon.

the economy is in shambles, don’t think if you grind your stats you’ll be able to afford the outfits you want, the job:money ratio is completely disproportionate. the best way to make money is dueling or winning contests.

read the terms and services so many of yall dont do this this site does not play around u NEED to follow the rules this is not a lawless land like tumblr or colorado

ok on to the less important stuff this is how i personally make my outfits for bimbos that r new or just want tips
 
i like to make my outfits around 1 statement piece (read: ugly or quirky) and then work w that. or i match 2 pieces together bcos 1 piece reminded me of another from autism brain pattern recognition and go from there orrrr i just make it around a theme. whatgever
i use color theory in my outfits including shrimp colors that ive unlocked by doing acid
while im a maximalist its generally good to have a focal point in your outfit where your eye is drawn which you can do by having the most striking shape there or a point where all the colors meet or something, on a similar topic sillhouettes are important,  your outfit should be recognizable if it were just an outline
also if youre playign this game youre probably deeply unhappy so the secret to being happy is connecting with your inner child <3 . and drugs but only weed and the psychedelic ones

my goal on bimboland is to make outfits that are simultaneously very bad and very good, if your opinion doesnt change multiple times while looking at my outfit i made it wrong. i want you to see it and say wow thats amazing, and be like, wait, it's actually kind of bad, then realize that's what makes it good but it's still bad. my goal is also to suck as many cocks as possible

challenge me i want my silver curious badge im broke

feel free to ask me what an item in my outfit is, ik how hard it is to find good items here and i spend way too much time browsing in the shop despite not being able to buy anything
sorry if i stalk your profile i just browse profiles a lot so if i look at yours multiple times it was not on purpose i just likely forgot i already looked at yours i have bad memory from adhd squirrel brain 

i usually vote for who has the less votes so more people can get tokens unless your fit is wack or the debates are clogged like a taco bell toilet

feel free to message me but i may take 2-5 business days to reply because i'm incredibly introverted as well as perpetually high and chronically ill

all of my outfits are inspired by my twisted visions but also pastel goth as well as several other goth subcultures like gothic lolita*, cyber-goth, & nu-goth. i also derive inspiration from e-girl && scene fashion. i really admire the grunge fairy twilight y2k fashion but can't pull it off without looking like a homeless man at costco. my breakdown of my outfits goes thus far:

(*lolita fashion has no relation to the book lolita)

futuristic: eldritch being
retro: 70s hippie (accuracy=iffy to nonexistent)
fantasy: fairy or elf i guess
travel: paris but it's not actually paris it's a fake paris in hell (which is pretty much the same as the real paris) also shes a mime sort of
spooky: i call her the maneater... haha ;)
ceremony: ballroom dance i feel like this is obvious please stop voting against me
career: catgirl maid, she doesnt clean anything she just knocks people's water off the table but she gets paid anyway
popculture: my take on abbey bominable<3


my misc outfits:
blue girl: alien tourist
hippie shirt black skirt and witch hat: me irl minus the witch hat
deer skirt navy blue/peach outfit: also me 
blue outfit w saturn and stars: whimsigoth space princess

i also derive inspiration from mori kei, cottagecore && hippie fashion, romantic gothic, bubble goth, and kinderwhore fashion. <3

scrapped outfits (i have more but im lazy):



if you read my entire bio comment penis, comment bepis if you want to suck my cock or get mcdonalds with me

im the baddest bitch in this labyrinthine hall of horrors