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The Legend of Pteradonna, Winged Pterror of Bimboland
In the sanguine desert beyond luscious Bimboland, Pteradonna watches over sun-scorched valleys and towering mesas with her wyvern kin. A lone warrior --the last of her dragon-riding bimbo tribe—she is bound by sacred ancestral oath to protect Bimboland from any evil that would dare encroach on her voluptuous borders. The last war with the Beasts from Beyond took her people, her pride, and her lover— the legendary himbo Dactyles. She had been too young, too inexperienced, to stand against the abominable Horde.
On the desert’s bloody horizon, great clouds of dust rise in the wake of the new Horde, and Pteradonna hears the fearful cries of bimbokind. On the back of her dragon familiar, Solstice, she rides to the great mountain temple of her ancestors to claim her birthright: the sentient sword Vanitas, Drinker of Tears, who tells Pteradonna of her heroic destiny. She must fly into the heart of the Horde, where the Tyrant-Beast Abstemion leads their bloodthirsty charge. She must slay the horrible king, take his cursed blade Slutshamer, and cast it into the fiery depths of Mount Kinkatoa. Only then will Bimboland know true peace.
“But first,” said Vanitas, Drinker
of Tears, “you must join with your dragon Solstice into one being.”
“Hmm, okay,” mused
Pteradonna, playfully stroking at her golden curls, “sounds hot.”
Pteradonna stepped onto the dais of rune-carved stone, beckoning Solstice to her side. She held the beast’s magnificent snout to her bosom in an embrace that would soon be eternal. The blade Vanitas laughed in its eerie metal voice –mirthful, though alien—as the two were consumed by roaring magical flames. In a flash of red and gold, there emerged a new being: a winged warrior-bimbo with scales of crimson, her mind as keen as her talons. Now, with her dragon’s blood, her singing sword, and many hard years of training on her side, she is ready. On the field of battle, she will bring great honor to her people and to the memory of her beloved.
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Zephy
- 10 points What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
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