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Queen Cripple

Queen Cripple

Sex Appeal: 13231

Level 26
Level progression: 46% Next level: 27
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    Fitness, Sporty

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    Red Carpet

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    Casual, Daytime

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    Pajama Party

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    Date, Romantic

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Sex Appeal Sexy 1830 -7
Reputation Reputable 1204 -5
Debaters Debaters 413 -
Fighters Fighters 669 -4


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About me

Hey everyone sorry for suddenly becoming somewhat inactive... I got Covid AND I fell and bruised a bone in my lower spine. I also have a thumb injury of overuse, meaning I cannot draw. I have been at the hospital and resting in bed at home. I am still logging in daily but my ability to do things is currently greatly hampered. Hope to be fully back soon!

23 May, 2022


♡ Eventual Goal for 2023 : State Minister ♡
(I need this here to remind myself to be the Best Bimbo I can be, heehee!)

• The White Eyes of my avatars are meant to be prosthetic eyes, not demon eyes!
• I vote 5:4 in most debates/fights (copy what the oldbies do!)
• Learning Disabled... sometimes I don't understand things right away.
• Always willing to correct my mistakes and learn!

If I sent you a thank-you image or comment over something you haven't done, I probably read a message wrong LOL! I make art though so if it was a mistaken send, just pretend I'm a shitty person shilling my art to you :D

No Random Proposals! I am considered a "Killer Whale" in Video Game terms... aka I tend to spend $50+ per month on Video Games.

I would prefer to marry someone where the arrangement is mutually beneficial for us earning perks off each other. If you are a Senator or High Level, you may message me to discuss possibilities.

Sorry for that Weirdness but HONESTLY... Treating Marriage like a Business Arrangement in-game works best for me. I just don't want to feel taken advantage of because I spent money.

Anyway, I am 31 Years Old, Non-Binary AFAB from New Jersey... Divorced. I used to play MissBimbo as a teenager.

I am Disabled and interested in living out my fashion dreams here, since I can't IRL anymore.
I also like art and would love to try designing clothes, and have become a bit of a news hound and political nut.

I also love playing MineCraft and am on YouTube!

My real-life name is Chris if you're uncomfortable with my screenname for some reason. 

This song would be playing for you rn if I could embed a video <3
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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here


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