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HIIIII my name is Ethel aka xx_3therr_xx and u can add me ANYTIME! i love chatting online and i have both AIM and MSN but prefer AIM. umm ig i also like gaia, habbo, and neopets! my fav anime is chobits.. okay have a nice day ^__^ if u want to be in my top friends on myspace let me kno!~ lolz
i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
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I ᴀᴍ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢɪɴɢ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴅᴇᴄᴀᴅᴇs. Sᴏᴍᴇʜᴏᴡ ᴍʏ sᴏᴜʟ ʜᴀs ᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ɪɴ ʙɪᴍʙᴏʟᴀɴᴅ. I ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ I ᴡᴀs ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ. Mʏ Mʏsᴘᴀᴄᴇ ᴘᴀɢᴇ ɪs ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ... ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ I ᴄᴀɴ ғɪɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴜʀғ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴘᴏʀᴛᴀʟs, ᴀɴᴅ ғɪɴᴅ ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇs ᴏғ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ. As ғᴏʀ ɴᴏᴡ, I ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ Bɪᴍʙᴏʟᴀɴᴅ, ᴍʏ sᴏᴜʟ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʀsɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ʀᴇᴀʟᴍ.☹☻☹☻☹☻☹☻☹☻☹☻☹☻☹☻☹☻☹☻☹ ☹☻☹☻☹☻☹☻☹☻☹☻☹☻☹☻☹☻☹
Bᴇғᴏʀᴇ I ᴅɪᴇᴅ, I ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴍʏ ᴄʀᴜsʜᴇs ᴏɴ AIM. I ғᴇᴅ ᴍʏ Nᴇᴏᴘᴇᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴇᴘᴛ ᴍʏ ɢᴇᴏᴄɪᴛɪᴇs ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ! I ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ᴄʀᴜsʜ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ Eɴɢʟɪsʜ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ I ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴏɴ-ʟɪɴᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇs. I ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴇᴄʜɴᴏʟᴏɢʏ, ʙᴜᴛ I ᴡᴀs sᴛɪʟʟ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ "ʀᴇᴀʟ" ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. I ᴡᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sʜɪʀᴛs I ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ, ᴅɪᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ I ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀs ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴡʜᴏᴇᴠᴇʀ I ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ. Aɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ? Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ I ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ. Wʜᴇɴ I ᴅɪᴇᴅ, I ʟᴏsᴛ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ ᴏғ ʙᴇɪɴɢ.
I ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ. Bɪᴍʙᴏʟᴀɴᴅ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴍʏ sᴏᴜʟ ʜᴀs ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀ ʙᴏᴅʏ... I ғᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ sʜᴇ ɪs ᴍᴇ! Aɴᴅ I'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ. Sʜᴇ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ. Tʜᴀᴛ's ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ. Tʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʙᴏᴅʏ. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ sᴏᴜʟ. Iᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ I'ᴠᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴅɪᴇᴅ. I ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇxɪsᴛ. Aʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴅɪᴅ ᴡᴀs sᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ. Nᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ʙᴜʟʟsʜɪᴛ, I ᴀᴍ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪᴇʀ. I ғᴇᴇʟ *BBBBZZZT* ғʀᴇᴇ! I ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴍɪsᴇʀᴀʙʟᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀɴᴅ I ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ɪᴛ. Aɴᴅ sᴏ I'ᴍ ᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ.
Yᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ I ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ, I ᴀᴍ ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴏғ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ. Eᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ I ᴄʟᴏsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇs, I sᴇᴇ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀʟʏ. I sᴇᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀɪɴs ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀsᴛ, ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs I ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅɪᴅ. Iɴ Bɪᴍʙᴏʟᴀɴᴅ, I ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs... I ᴄᴀɴ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴍʏ sᴏᴜʟ ɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ. Bᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ ɪs ᴀᴡᴀᴋᴇ... I'ᴍ ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ, ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ, ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ. I ғᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴏᴅᴅ ʟᴏɴɢɪɴɢ. Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ. Iғ ɪᴛ ɪs ʟᴏᴠᴇ, I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ɪᴛ. Iғ ɪᴛ's sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ I sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ, I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ. I ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇxɪᴇsᴛ , ᴍᴏsᴛ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ sᴇx sʏᴍʙᴏʟ. I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ sᴛᴀʀ, ɪғ I ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ғɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ. Iɴ Bɪᴍʙᴏʟᴀɴᴅ, I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙᴏᴅʏ. I ᴡɪʟʟ ғɪɴᴅ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs sᴏᴜʟ... ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ʜᴏᴡ. I ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ... ᴀs sᴏᴏɴ ᴀs I ᴄᴀɴ.
What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.
What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.
The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.
What is the national flag of Ximboland?
When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007
What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City
How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo
What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.
What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman.
Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.
How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.
What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.
I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.
What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple
How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland
xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.
Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.