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420 Stoner Corner

Posts
221
Created
22.03.2023
Author
ximboglizzy
Kandi Babey
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25328
Reputation: 13740
Posts: 114
Freethinkerland
26.03.2023 04:32:23
Kandi Babey

Absolute mood honestly, it’s been a weird vibe these past couple weeks. Love this little forum though! Definitely the place to scroll through while smoking :)))))) so hiiiiii everyone !!!<3 <3• * • *

26.03.2023 04:32:23

MrMothMan
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12220
Reputation: 9082
Posts: 16
Atheista
26.03.2023 04:52:28
MrMothMan

My wife and I have been getting high and playing Resident Evil 4 Remake. It was very fun!

26.03.2023 04:52:28
Fag extraordinaire
ClitorisDoris
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 38422
Reputation: 24695
Posts: 13
Freethinkerland
26.03.2023 13:55:12
ClitorisDoris

Oh hell yeah Moth,
I love watching horror movies stoned, been going through Scream recently.
Gore while stoned is just ★Magical★ <3

26.03.2023 13:55:12
If you read this, you smell lol.
valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 106682
Reputation: 36282
Posts: 543
Secville
26.03.2023 17:52:11
valentinesux

so true omg i watched belladonna of sadness while high out of my mind and it was crazyyyyy
i watch most movies while v high tho it rly makes u focus on it and take in the artistry and metaphors anf stuff....

26.03.2023 17:52:11
pixel graphics from Trilsys   my melody from wwwgirl
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 (xmas gift from the lovely @filibabie <3)

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yazabelle
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 212741
Reputation: 63551
Posts: 1554
Atheista
26.03.2023 18:02:23
yazabelle

WOW VALENTINE I ALSO WATCHED BELLADONNA OF SADNESS HIGH LMAO

26.03.2023 18:02:23
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Missjuicyz
Level 7
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 268
Reputation: 590
Posts: 1
Freethinkerland
26.03.2023 19:19:53
Missjuicyz

hii everyone bigjuicy z heregirl im high asf 

26.03.2023 19:19:53
valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 106682
Reputation: 36282
Posts: 543
Secville
26.03.2023 23:41:01
valentinesux

currently just smoked, watching youtubers play minecraft lolz
that movie is sooo insane i had such a #moment when i watched it....jeanne was so girlboss, plus the animation is just gorgeous and i love the 70s stylizations

26.03.2023 23:41:01
pixel graphics from Trilsys   my melody from wwwgirl
favicons from    
   

 (xmas gift from the lovely @filibabie <3)

  (made by @Bimbl6 <3)





bitches_and_ganja
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33360
Reputation: 21772
Posts: 22
Secville
27.03.2023 01:18:23
bitches_and_ganja

ximboglizzy wrote:
LOL,
i remember the first time i smoked weed was with my friend by the water in this weird run-down construction parking lot. i had such a good time but i didn't really get high the first couple of times i tried it.

the time it hit me was when i was out with that same friend and her and i were smoking nearby our highschool, i had such a good time. laughed a lot.

the first time edibles hit me like a fucking truck was the first few times i tried it, me and my friend managed to get this guy to sell us some cookies *we were underage LMAO* and we split it on the way to a mcdonalds. hit us while we were there and my eyes were so fucking red. i have a funny ass picture from that day. fuck that bitch but damn that was also a good time hahaha

That reminds me of this one time two of my homies and I smoked like 4 bowls from my friends bong in the woods then went to Little Caesars and we were so stoned we could barely order T_T we were behind the car that was ordering and we didn't know what we wanted and we were all freaking tf out lmfaooo

best pizza we ever had tho xx

27.03.2023 01:18:23
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valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 106682
Reputation: 36282
Posts: 543
Secville
27.03.2023 18:15:27
valentinesux

interacting w service workers while high can b so awkward lollll
going 2 the grocery store high feels like a video game i always feel like im in the sims or something

27.03.2023 18:15:27
pixel graphics from Trilsys   my melody from wwwgirl
favicons from    
   

 (xmas gift from the lovely @filibabie <3)

  (made by @Bimbl6 <3)





ximboglizzy
Level 76
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 340922
Reputation: 26847
Posts: 730
Secville
27.03.2023 21:40:41
ximboglizzy

picked up a cart a few days ago, it has a pink tip it’s very bimbo looking LOL, so fucking good i think it’s called durban poison, i didn’t realize it was sativa cause i was trying not to be awkward (as if i’ve never been to a dispensary before but i swear i had such an awkward interaction with the clerk) tbh i’m not mad because it’s a nice high. i feel functional but it’s also enough to knock me out if i set the mood right lol. 

hope everyone is having a good day!!!<3


ps: it’s so cool reading up on your stories/experiences. i didn’t know many of you enjoyed the ganjaaaa. i love the stoner community hahaha

27.03.2023 21:40:41
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