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Created
20.02.2024
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10254
Posts: 726
Atheista
20.02.2024 16:23:34
SweetasNuts

Hello Ximboland

As you may have seen change is the air.
The Ximboland development agency have been busy implementing some of the Prime Ximbos requested forum (Town Square) changes. 
It will take some getting used to but the highlights include -

a) A new 'private' government only section. This is accessible only to government officials. Here the government can communicate in private and in confidence.
The only thing to remember is that when a new government takes over old messages will still be visible (unless deleted) so its important to only say things one means and are not afraid to have on record. Or to delete them! 
If you are not a government official you wont be able to see this section but it is positioned in the government quarter. 

b) the new private senators section 
Also in the government quarter is a private senator section accessible only to senators. In this section I will keep open a thread where senators can hold me to account and maintain a dialogue. I will do my best to reply to all questions that senators have in this thread.
Again - if you are just a citizen and not a  senator you wont be able to see this section on your forum/town square layout  

c) the new Xemocracy arena. 
This area is designed to protect our democracy from tyranny or over governance. Its the one section that has its own rules ratified by the President Sindy Laarson Miss Bimbo I
Feel free to hold the government to account right here 

d) The Haute coffee shop - this is teh section for the latest breaking news as we organically morph into the worlds first democratic social media site.

e) The Founders Inn pub - named after those trusty pioneers whom arrived in Ximboland with Sindy back in 2014

f) Cindys sex shop - this is a different Cindy and not to be confused with our President. 

g) the Immigration office - for new arrivals. Lets hope there are million more Ximbos to follow

  
 

20.02.2024 16:23:34

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270858
Reputation: 103638
Posts: 2799
Reasonopia
20.02.2024 17:12:35
KatieBoutique

Well done, handsome.  And I do mean that...you are very dapper in that casual Haute Coffee Shop outfit!
We at the Slayyycast are already scouring the Ximboland Directory for the second "Cindy".  Don't tell us!  Easter is coming...wink and a nod!

20.02.2024 17:12:35
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5190784
Reputation: 72693
Posts: 1963
Reasonopia
20.02.2024 18:03:29
bxdcherri

Thank you SweetAsNuts! If anyone is still confused, you can refer to these threads in case you aren't sure! We understand this change may be confusing but it just takes some getting used to <3
New Forum Update
Where do I post?...

20.02.2024 18:03:29

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270858
Reputation: 103638
Posts: 2799
Reasonopia
20.02.2024 18:24:49
KatieBoutique

I can already feel the difference in the forum.  The new naming structure, categories consolidations, the brilliant move by the Slayyyte slayyynister and FP Cop HoneyBee to make a new topic from the trending Bimburger Cow meme, the new private Government Officials area, the shop worker's area, Immigration Office, all reminiscent of how organized and helpful it was on that outside area known as <redacted> to communicate...and get things done when needed.

As a former user of that old system on <redacted> I can say that I can do everything I did there, here now.

Of course loading pics is a bit more effort, but that is part of the winning ethos.  Make me work for the Cups!


20.02.2024 18:24:49
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
amanda_licious
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22506
Reputation: 12022
Posts: 168
Atheista
02.03.2024 03:02:07
amanda_licious


02.03.2024 03:02:07
Amanda<3
Julix
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1790
Reputation: 1690
Posts: 11
Atheista
10.03.2024 20:14:15
Julix

well done

10.03.2024 20:14:15

SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1414
Reputation: 1626
Posts: 81
Atheista
10.03.2024 23:24:33
SweetasNuts FOREVER

Prime ximbo, Government ministers and UX police falsely accused us for impersonating staff and threaten to exile Nuts brothers and their fans without Handsome Himbo Trial
'enemies from within' dont care about original Mister SweetasNuts they use him as an excuse to impose a tyranny to fight teh only real opposition
That is unacceptable and shall not be tolerated

Be on guard real bimbos as some of you clearly care for Fashionable republic of Ximboland and our fledgling democracy. Some of you want to help us build Ximboland fashionable again.

However some of you are clearly just here to bring Ximboland down.
It’s clear you are using the  ‘impersonating staff’ as a moral outrage simply to cause disruption and to undermine.
I put it to you that you care only about yourself and bringing Ximboland, the President and original SweetasNuts down.

I ask all real ximbos ie hot bimbos, handsome himbos and anyone who loves Bimboland to fight against ‘enemies from within’ and UX, SUX, DUX and AB whom are trying to undermine our president, our citizens, our fledgling democracy and SweetasNuts fans







10.03.2024 23:24:33
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
SweetasNuts fanboy
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 743
Reputation: 1316
Posts: 100
Reasonopia
10.03.2024 23:26:40
SweetasNuts fanboy

Disgusting, despicable move from Prime Ximbo Cherri that we now need permission to open new topics. Pink house tab says Reasonopia have no State Minister. More proof of the tyrant government we are under with needing permisison to make topics from them. - https://ximbo.land/forum/does-reasomopia-need-a-fill-in-state-minister/t14363#post_1063496

bxdcherri wrote:
I post a contest once a month as State Minister, sometimes they are all state contests and sometimes they are state only. I posted an all state one just under a month ago, and my next one is coming up shortly. I don’t appreciate you assuming that I’m too busy, and creating this thread without any kind of permission from me or admins, as you cannot just take the position from me.


10.03.2024 23:26:40
Teh pink house claimed i was SweetasNuts alt even though my username has fanboy and from different state.  They do not know what they doin.
The clue is in the name - The Fashionable republic of Ximboland. Shut up and buy Ximboland history book!
Slayyyocrates
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 141420
Reputation: 6621
Posts: 224
Freethinkerland
15.03.2024 17:52:34
Slayyyocrates

I am looking forward to seeing a "chat box" on every page...like the one in The Library.
What is this Land of Ximbo...without chatting everywhere?
A chat box for the Debates...now that would be something.

15.03.2024 17:52:34
Slayyyocrates for Prime Bimbo vote for me immediately!  Hurry!
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού
SweetasNuts parody
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7390
Reputation: 6117
Posts: 418
Atheista
15.03.2024 20:25:39
SweetasNuts parody

Where is the accountability for the minister of justice transgressions? About removing all texts from my post in the Ximboland Arena teh so called protected section from teh government and teh section in which it is supposed to hold them accountable? No one in the pink house has been held accountable.
I will not be quiet until justice is served and teh minister of juistice it removed and they should be according to its own words. (this topic is in the Ximboland Arena do not edit my post)


SweetasNuts fangirl account was unfairly banned and also had no warning to emigrate either. SweetasNuts fanboy and SweetasNuts FOREVER are the only ones that for warningt to emigrate. Teh more time goes on teh more tyrant the pink house goverment get.

SweetasNuts fanboy
wrote:
sweetasnuts said not to moderate forum posts in this section but this post contained an actual literal slur so i'm putting my foot down. sue me.

--iowa, 11/03/2024 at 2:58AM XL time
What an uncultered DUX angry swine your are. Unlike you, i SweetsasNuts have traveled to other countries, i didnt post slur fa**ot (notice i censored it for your snowflakness) is a food in the UK that date back over 100 years. Your testosterone fueled anger and ego has gone way over the line by seriously overstepping. Completely abuse of your tools and yet again undemrined this section and SweetasNuts by not only removing what you said was a slur which in context i used was food, which it is. The fa**ot wood was 1 word in the second sentence of my post not only that if i remember correctly there was also a small paragraph underneath. Whats you excuse for removing all of text and leaving a snarky statement aimed at SweetasNuts? You just proved by deleting all the text from my post you abuse your tools.
You should have never edited posts te h first time which should have you(iowa) and plush removed from your roles. You have done it again after SweetsasNuts posted:
 SweetasNuts wrote:
I have spoken to the Pink House and reminded them not to moderate or edit posts in this section.

A reminder to everyone - if you dont like conflict or criticism and if you cant handle hurty words/abuse then please do NOT post or read the posts and threads in the xemocarcy section of the forums. The rest of the forums are moderated under different rules so stay in that area and avoid this one please.
You went against him after he had to post publicly over teh first time after pink house messing up in this section and you yet think your better and above everyone including SweetasNuts by editing my post again oh wait you havent because edit would mean you edited the so called slur but you deleted all the text. Add my text back into my post which you had no right to remove. You should apologise publicly SweetasNuts for undermining him, to everyone for doing it again and to me for removing all the text from my post which should never had happened or you had any right to do.

Teh fact you have done it a second time should mean your instant removal. But funny enough i said this section wont be respected because you and plush broke the rules by moderating and not being punished for it made this section and decree weak which means no one has to care and it would turn into chaos.
This was posted by you;
 Iowa wrote:
if this section of the forum spirals into tyranny and censorship because i edited the pronouns used in a post i give mr. nuts himself my explicit permission to revoke my title of minister of justice.
you removed the text of my whole post with no reason or right to do so, then after you post above there was then violent post about punching transphobes and this all came after your first editing. You proved that you with the role you have is tyranny and censorship by your own words now you should be removed.



15.03.2024 20:25:39
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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