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✧✤ Culinary Couture (December Fashion Contest) ✤✧

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52
Created
14.12.2023
Author
Pollyx
Dad
Dad
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 79013
Reputation: 32907
Posts: 198
Reasonopia
18.12.2023 04:41:42
Dad

Dad

Dad, the happy hot dog man, roams the streets of midtown New York after escaping the shady vendor that grilled him. Now he certainly won't pass municipal food safety regulations.


18.12.2023 04:41:42
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

ladabunni
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 205418
Reputation: 67143
Posts: 341
Atheista
18.12.2023 21:08:20
ladabunni

ladabunni
This fit is inspired by sweet pastel pink strawberry milk!   I am happy to use this well suited sweater, it is so cute. I would love a banner.  

18.12.2023 21:08:20
 
Piripiel
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2923
Reputation: 2676
Posts: 8
Antitheocra
18.12.2023 22:20:06
Piripiel

hello pollyx i have dressed myself in the shops as a Pimiento-Stuffed Manzanilla Olive, my favorite food of all time. my desire for this contest was to not only embody an olive gijinka, something I have made myself with a large, human-sized papermache+foam green olive for me to place my body inside as a costume, but also to tell a story.



here, we have the noble, cunty, green olive. she is not alone, but submerged and surrounded by her other olive friends. winston overwatch once said, "this will protect us!" and i believe this to be our beloved olive's sentiments towards the glass jar she finds herself sealed within. inside the jar is the brine, which keeps her safe, and well preserved (you can keep olives refrigerated after opening as long as they are in the brine btw). and her friends, fellow olives, all unpitted and stuffed full and tight with pimiento in their gaping open holes. did you know olives have a little butthole? just like pompompurin! it's true! our magnificent, cunty little olive, safe, happy, and blissfully unaware of the incoming hands that want nothing more than to plunge their fingertips in and display you as little more than meat--or worse, a mere garnish--among their charcuterie board. Cannibalism as a metaphor for love.


for your consideration:
-the square silhouette of the hair, chosen to mimic the presliced rectangular pimiento pepper sticking out of the top of the olive
-the round, bulbous silhouette of the dress, with olive green and light yellow colors to represent both the darker outer skin and lighter, juicy olive flesh
-the meticulous layering of digital and background items to achieve the illusion of a glass jar filled with liquid. and olives.
-a singular martini glass as a prop, as dry as they come. some people say dry martinis were only invented to make it socially acceptable to drink the olive juice in public. to that i say: shed your cowardice! embrace the taste you desire! alcohol does nothing but sully an already perfect concoction.
-shoe look like olive


if anyone asks, my favorite olive brands are Early California, H-E-B "Ode to Olives", USFoods Monarch queen olives (very rare restaurant supply only), and Target's Market Pantry. these are my ideal olives. those mini snack olives individually packed in the little 4packs are, unfortunately, garbage trash. i only want good olives. as a wise and beautiful sexy woman once said in Splatoon 3 (2022), "if you see me in the target parking lot drinking olive juice directly from the jar: Mind your business" a beautiful quote by snappy aka p[iripiel. please consider my submission. what in god's green earth is a banner.

18.12.2023 22:20:06
Lana Fawn
Level 87
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 522934
Reputation: 142529
Posts: 3291
Antitheocra
19.12.2023 14:36:50
Lana Fawn

Lana Fawn

Here is my attempt at dressing like a Hot Fudge Sundae. Complete with candy sprinkles and a cherry on top. 



19.12.2023 14:36:50
Lana Fawn - " I'm not unwell thank you " 
princesspixie
Level 270
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20808727
Reputation: 227253
Posts: 3160
Atheista
19.12.2023 16:48:58
princesspixie

stopping by from atheista to drop my key lime pie outfit!! I already had this look made up for an older contest, but I hope y'all don't mind seeing it here since it fits the theme! :>
princesspixie
I chose the hair and bag to represent whip cream on top of the pie, and a few brown accessories to represent graham cracker crust :> green accessories for the lime! she's standing on a plate and holding a fork because she's ready to be served B)

19.12.2023 16:48:58

groco
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 155461
Reputation: 62804
Posts: 403
Atheista
20.12.2023 18:30:43
groco

I did princess cake/prinsesstårta ! Green and pink for the outer layers/rose decorations, white for the inside and powdered sugar, and brown hair for the chocolate that decorates some of them! Wanted to give it a very cutesy look to match the cake's appearance and its name :) a banner would be cool!
groco



20.12.2023 18:30:43
jesse we need to cook
Selkie Queen
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 80948
Reputation: 27933
Posts: 138
Antitheocra
20.12.2023 22:03:54
Selkie Queen

Selkie Queen
Rose Latte



20.12.2023 22:03:54
。-ᆺ-。 <( Zzz)


Sadi235
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 49943
Reputation: 19866
Posts: 166
Reasonopia
21.12.2023 05:27:02
Sadi235


My take on red velvet cake. Sadi235My take on red velvet cake

21.12.2023 05:27:02
chad chad
Level 30
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 21555
Reputation: 13241
Posts: 476
Freethinkerland
25.12.2023 04:29:45
chad chad

chad chad

I am a little meringue cookie, just lightly golden on the top.
I would like a banner if I was able to get one.

25.12.2023 04:29:45
My name is Chad Chad
(Not Really)

I appreciate you clicking on my profile out of aalllllll the profiles that are on here.
13ambrose666
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 239125
Reputation: 49833
Posts: 123
Antitheocra
27.12.2023 00:56:34
13ambrose666

13ambrose666
i've dressed as a chocolate chip cookie! a true classic, found in most bakeries, hanging out with my cookie friends :)

alternate styling:

i am a cookie plz dip me in milk

(i would love a banner please! <3) 


27.12.2023 00:56:34
bugs in ur skin theres bugs in ur skin get them out get m out getmou tt 


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