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HOMESTUCK.COM

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Created
03.06.2022
Author
jellyBuns

Poll: homestuck?

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jellyBuns
Level 26
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 12835
Reputation: 7719
Posts: 21
Secville
03.06.2022 23:42:24
jellyBuns

do you have a soul or have you sold your soul to hussie ? the answer may surprise u

03.06.2022 23:42:24

cuz youre a brand new species, big cat, space nazis, robert stack, goddamn it gonna snap. LENORD NIMOY- CALL ME BACK- call me back--!


FOSTITIS
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24327
Reputation: 14410
Posts: 95
Reasonopia
03.06.2022 23:45:07
FOSTITIS

soulless (suspiciously). homestuck dot com is just a psyop though

03.06.2022 23:45:07
asses to asses... bust to bust...

40wetnoodles
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55278
Reputation: 13377
Posts: 308
Atheista
04.06.2022 02:39:32
40wetnoodles

i was a homestuck preteen (derogatory)

04.06.2022 02:39:32
i want to impregnate jerma985

FOSTITIS
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24327
Reputation: 14410
Posts: 95
Reasonopia
04.06.2022 16:14:35
FOSTITIS

actually going to revive this thread a bit and ask a homestuck related question because it's fun and i don't think it's off-topic:
if you could rewrite some of the comic, what would you do?

personally i have a lot of ideas for a post-cascade rewrite but i think the main thing would be not only never revive vriska, but have alpha timeline vriska lose the fight for narrative spotlight and have the doomed jack-kills-everyone timeline vriska instead. i think a vriska who got a chance to try and failed, who had to reckon with the direct consequences of her actions, would actually go through the character growth required to stop thinking about herself and start thinking about other people and really make a difference. i also think it would be a cool way to integrate the dream bubble doomed timeline aspect more significantly into the story instead of how it kinda defaulted to in the comic. in all honesty i think what makes vriska as a character successful is that she dies.
as i said i have a lot of other ideas but that's probably the most significant change i'd do.

04.06.2022 16:14:35
asses to asses... bust to bust...

Xx_s1ay_xX
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1505
Reputation: 1050
Posts: 1
Reasonopia
04.06.2022 17:02:44
Xx_s1ay_xX

homestuck dot com

04.06.2022 17:02:44
comedy slxt
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8645
Reputation: 6885
Posts: 175
Freethinkerland
07.06.2022 00:19:24
comedy slxt

homestuck dot com but coming from someone who has only lied about reading homestuck dot com for several years. (never got caught. all you have to know are the terms gamzee makara, dave strider, karkalicious, and sharpie bath)

07.06.2022 00:19:24
jizzter
Triqs
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25949
Reputation: 13363
Posts: 111
Atheista
07.06.2022 01:33:13
Triqs

It's difficult to say how I would try fix homestuck it's been a while since I read and also because so many of it's best features are the reason why I think it had a difficult time wrapping up well, like how there really arguably wasn't a main character, or the way most major conflict events were skipped over, and I think of solutions and just end up thinking about all the moments I would be erasing that I love. It's a tough question but super interesting

TL;DR literally just me waffling over nothing for 3 lines

07.06.2022 01:33:13

NICHE SYNDROME
Level 91
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 594430
Reputation: 75841
Posts: 1192
Atheista
07.06.2022 01:39:38
NICHE SYNDROME

i think we should just let it die <3

07.06.2022 01:39:38
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
kimdracula
Level 62
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 188476
Reputation: 44764
Posts: 204
Atheista
07.06.2022 02:22:02
kimdracula

and i agree with niche

07.06.2022 02:22:02

Meryl Streep.Destroyer of Worlds
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30112
Reputation: 17233
Posts: 259
Antitheocra
07.06.2022 02:24:30
Meryl Streep.Destroyer of Worlds

im so glad my adhd made it so i didnt have the patience to read homestuck, i wouldve been insufferable


07.06.2022 02:24:30

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