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I’m sad/angry today, because...

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134
Created
28.05.2019
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Rubyrosella
CRZY MAX
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5778
Reputation: 5711
Posts: 108
Freethinkerland
05.06.2023 20:53:59
CRZY MAX

I am sad and angry because I'm so tired and completely done. I wanna cry and just lay in a fetal position in a ditch...

05.06.2023 20:53:59
JUGGLE DEM BALLS 
kommunistheks
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23357
Reputation: 16630
Posts: 244
Atheista
06.06.2023 16:15:09
kommunistheks

because I´m really tired of having no friends and being alone all the time

06.06.2023 16:15:09
Luly Molusky
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 34792
Reputation: 15209
Posts: 24
Atheista
07.06.2023 19:57:49
Luly Molusky

im sad because i have a lot of things to do from college and i dont wanna do anything lol :(

07.06.2023 19:57:49
hm
thynios
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 109543
Reputation: 61402
Posts: 1083
Atheista
11.06.2023 12:42:52
thynios

i'm sad today because my skin is absolutely freaking out and i have work tomorrow :'(

11.06.2023 12:42:52
   
danid0llgutz
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5471
Reputation: 3352
Posts: 95
Secville
18.06.2023 08:12:25
danid0llgutz

because I hurt my ankle badly, and it was my ankle that was JUST done healing from being hurt :,)

18.06.2023 08:12:25


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nakedhorse
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42284
Reputation: 30309
Posts: 125
Freethinkerland
11.07.2023 21:09:35
nakedhorse

i cried the whole way home cause i missed my ex girl 

11.07.2023 21:09:35
You can call me Yoshikage Kira. I am currently 33 years-old. Not that you’d care but I reside in north-east Morioh’s villa district. Also I’ve yet to marry. In order to make a living, I work for Kame Yu department stores. After a long day’s work, I return home no later than 8 PM. I don’t like smoking but I do enjoy the occasional drink.

 



helikopter_bojowy
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1762
Reputation: 1840
Posts: 100
Freethinkerland
18.01.2024 19:25:30
helikopter_bojowy

because i'm hungry and i have broken leg

18.01.2024 19:25:30
dusty ball sack
Level 31
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 22227
Reputation: 9956
Posts: 197
Antitheocra
19.01.2024 03:45:08
dusty ball sack

i'm sad and angry today b/c i didnt complete my daily ximboland tasks

19.01.2024 03:45:08
xoxo gossip sack ;*
StoyaVelour
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11911
Reputation: 8567
Posts: 271
Atheista
11.03.2024 06:05:39
StoyaVelour

i'm depressed 

11.03.2024 06:05:39
.~♡︎

EnthusiasticNaps
Level 117
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1274632
Reputation: 86518
Posts: 1447
Reasonopia
11.03.2024 06:31:51
EnthusiasticNaps

i've got another doctors appointment tomorrow :/

11.03.2024 06:31:51

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