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134
Created
28.05.2019
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Rubyrosella
space_pirate666
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 146965
Reputation: 38191
Posts: 912
Antitheocra
02.04.2023 10:22:25
space_pirate666

I understand I have no control over how others act when they’re drunk but it kinda pissed me off when I went to complain about a noise from neighbors last night and was scolded for it by a drunk pissed off lady-owner. Like yeah I get it you wanna have fun but not at 4am when others are trying to sleep; honestly I understand it’s kinda frustrating and sad. After all if I was her age (mid-30s but looking as if you’re in your mid-60s) I’d be drinking too. and I’d be hella sad. No offense to anyone this age but I think her midlife crisis got the best of her and it kinda of makes me sad bc I fell empathetic for her even though I shouldn’t 

02.04.2023 10:22:25
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Mizuno
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 144778
Reputation: 28886
Posts: 103
Freethinkerland
02.04.2023 13:09:46
Mizuno

I am pissed off, because even though I let people understand that I need time alone, they still proceed to try have a conversation with me. Like, let me be alone, I don't feel like even seeing your face and now you try to talk to me? And I get angry, because of how everyone try to ,,care" after me, if I want to-I will eat, no need to tell me to go eat for a whole day, I simply can't eat that much(health problems, that's why). Sometimes I just really need a whole week to have a break from people, but sadly I don't get one.

02.04.2023 13:09:46
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hotpinkminiskirt555
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10738
Reputation: 7653
Posts: 130
Secville
03.04.2023 21:56:55
hotpinkminiskirt555

pissed off i dated this guy cuz i thought he was the best i could do at the time. Totally wasted, so embarrassing.

03.04.2023 21:56:55
he call me sugar cookie cuz i got cocaine in my pussy
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anaborshin
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3610
Reputation: 2990
Posts: 132
Freethinkerland
03.05.2023 02:52:25
anaborshin

I just had a super sucky day...and there's not much I can do about what made it so horrible. :( #lifeisunfair

03.05.2023 02:52:25
"If you get lonely think of this only, heaven hasn't forgotten about you."

yazabelle
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 213044
Reputation: 63553
Posts: 1554
Atheista
03.05.2023 04:11:24
yazabelle

i'm super sick, I just love not being able to breathe!

03.05.2023 04:11:24
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Indigo_
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9420
Reputation: 7538
Posts: 105
Freethinkerland
05.05.2023 16:34:22
Indigo_

My body doesnt like me and constantly puts me in great pain

05.05.2023 16:34:22
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yazabelle
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 213044
Reputation: 63553
Posts: 1554
Atheista
05.06.2023 13:13:35
yazabelle

Anxiety 

05.06.2023 13:13:35
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calebxcritic
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18952
Reputation: 12006
Posts: 129
Reasonopia
05.06.2023 18:30:54
calebxcritic

i have to work tomorrow :p

05.06.2023 18:30:54


Shinji_ikari01
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19087
Reputation: 12300
Posts: 760
Atheista
05.06.2023 20:37:54
Shinji_ikari01

Life has been very very bad recently, but I'm getting through it even. But it's going to get even worse these next few months and even years.

05.06.2023 20:37:54




Ludovica
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28139
Reputation: 15860
Posts: 161
Freethinkerland
05.06.2023 20:49:39
Ludovica

I'm sad cause I don't have any sweet snacks in my house, and my bf got arrested 

05.06.2023 20:49:39

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