Prime Ximbo:
Treasury (USD):
0
0
6
8
6
6

Ximboland Clock

I’m sad/angry today, because...

Posts
134
Created
28.05.2019
Author
Rubyrosella
Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1272847
Reputation: 225564
Posts: 1496
Atheista
21.11.2021 19:47:09
Queerla

Yesterday was TransgenderDay of Remembrance and I am always sad on either side of that event. And I'm angry because I have no paid leave from my job so I have to cram my full work week into the next four days before I have to take unpaid leave and I am tured and need a break but instead I'm stuck. 

21.11.2021 19:47:09
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224394
Reputation: 313018
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
21.11.2021 23:10:19
CinnamonSugar

Because I might be an empath or something. I tend to take on the emotions of someone else. 

21.11.2021 23:10:19
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
sbunny
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5393
Reputation: 5596
Posts: 23
Atheista
23.11.2021 21:10:16
sbunny

one of my roommates always trashes our apartment and every time we talk to her she gaslights us. It's a matter of time until I knock her out.

23.11.2021 21:10:16

EnthusiasticNaps
Level 117
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1274632
Reputation: 86518
Posts: 1447
Reasonopia
23.11.2021 22:35:20
EnthusiasticNaps

I have a stye on my upper waterline and I haven't even worn makeup in a MONTH

23.11.2021 22:35:20

Bubblegumbabey2000
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10796
Reputation: 7024
Posts: 82
Atheista
25.11.2021 10:51:38
Bubblegumbabey2000

someone broke into my school locker and stole my favorite coat and 2 paintings I worked on and loved very much :((

25.11.2021 10:51:38

Opheliac
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23945
Reputation: 13875
Posts: 496
Atheista
26.11.2021 00:58:17
Opheliac

Some weirdo on twitter found my hot take from 2018(when i was 16) and was very Very mad about it.

26.11.2021 00:58:17
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand  *:・゚✧*:・゚✧


Septum_cat
Level 161
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3325802
Reputation: 117120
Posts: 1165
Secville
07.01.2022 00:36:19
Septum_cat

I ripped one of my favourite pair of pants because the pocket got stuck on a door handle..

07.01.2022 00:36:19
Better Grade 
envyadams
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9235
Reputation: 7742
Posts: 58
Atheista
26.04.2022 00:41:16
envyadams

im lonely and im on my period and no one's hugging me rn ... so ..

26.04.2022 00:41:16
ଘ(੭´꒳`)°* ੈ‧₊˚ ~ mwah
bbcopperbottom
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17258
Reputation: 11509
Posts: 110
Secville
26.04.2022 01:08:58
bbcopperbottom

My job has yet again put me in a situation that I am completely underqualified for. I chose not to be a councillor because I knew I wouldn't be able to handle it now I'm basically doing that job without the training and it's not good for me or the people I work with! 

26.04.2022 01:08:58

Miss_Mercury
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 234918
Reputation: 59932
Posts: 1764
Agnostica
26.04.2022 03:43:19
Miss_Mercury

envyadams wrote:
im lonely and im on my period and no one's hugging me rn ... so ..
I'm on my period as well. I'm hugging you in spirit.

26.04.2022 03:43:19
      

Please LOGIN to post a reply.

Ximboland asks you to accept cookies for performance, social media and advertising purposes. Social media and advertising cookies of third parties are used to offer you social media functionalities and personalised ads. To get more information about these cookies and the processing of your personal data, check our Privacy & Cookie Policy.
For more information on Google's privacy policy please see here. By continuing to browse you consent to our cookies.
OK

Cookies and Policy


Cookies Policy

Ximbolands uses cookies on https://ximbo.land. By using the Service, you consent to the use of cookies.

Our Cookies Policy explains what cookies are, how we use cookies, how third-parties we may partner with may use cookies on the Service, your choices regarding cookies and further information about cookies.

What are cookies

Cookies are small pieces of text sent by your web browser by a website you visit. A cookie file is stored in your web browser and allows the Service or a third-party to recognize you and make your next visit easier and the Service more useful to you.

Cookies can be "persistent" or "session" cookies.

How Ximbolands uses cookies

When you use and access the Service, we may place a number of cookies files in your web browser.

We use cookies for the following purposes: to enable certain functions of the Service, to provide analytics, to store your preferences, to enable advertisements delivery, including behavioral advertising.

We use both session and persistent cookies on the Service and we use different types of cookies to run the Service. We may use essential cookies to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts.

Third-party cookies

In addition to our own cookies, we may also use various third-parties cookies to report usage statistics of the Service, deliver advertisements on and through the Service, and so on.

What are your choices regarding cookies

If you'd like to delete cookies or instruct your web browser to delete or refuse cookies, please visit the help pages of your web browser.

Please note, however, that if you delete cookies or refuse to accept them, you might not be able to use all of the features we offer, you may not be able to store your preferences, and some of our pages might not display properly.

Where can your find more information about cookies

You can learn more about cookies and the following third-party websites:

×

Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

×
×

Report a problem

×

Type name of the Ximbo you are looking for...