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creamstarter
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11989
Reputation: 10800
Posts: 711
Atheista
16.05.2022 16:18:37
creamstarter

peeslurper69 wrote:
find a hobby, please 

also tbh i don’t get the hype for spamton. i do like his character a lot but he’s definitely not the best one. where’s all the hype for queen </3
i second this

16.05.2022 16:18:37

do not forget to upvote each other's forum posts! 
emmyluna
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 36199
Reputation: 24567
Posts: 495
Atheista
16.05.2022 16:43:44
emmyluna

Sorry to hear you also had to deal with em too, Niche. I got loads (genetic, my mum has them, started getting them when I was 19 and been collecting em like Pokemon since) and now I have to have the whole bladder out. At least once the gallbladder is out, it can't get back in again! 


16.05.2022 16:43:44
I kill 'em with kindness / Ain't no doormats here <3+33
NICHE SYNDROME
Level 91
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 596017
Reputation: 75980
Posts: 1196
Atheista
16.05.2022 16:46:15
NICHE SYNDROME

mine was genetic too, but the doctor for some reason wasn't buying it since i was so young (16) and kept saying it must've been bc of the salt in my food :sob: my mom was so offended

16.05.2022 16:46:15
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
creamstarter
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11989
Reputation: 10800
Posts: 711
Atheista
16.05.2022 16:48:45
creamstarter

i'm so sorry you guys had to deal with that! i hope you're doing better now :)

16.05.2022 16:48:45

do not forget to upvote each other's forum posts! 
gooeyborn
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9967
Reputation: 7749
Posts: 234
Atheista
16.05.2022 17:12:32
gooeyborn

ew, i hate doctors who don't take their patients seriously. sorry you had to deal with that, niche. 

also, emmy, i hope whenever you have that gallbladder surgery, your recovery is as quick and painless as possible! 

16.05.2022 17:12:32
currently working on a dropbox/drive of img resources for profiles and forum posts for everyone to use! feel free to dm submissions!
girl868
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 172079
Reputation: 32565
Posts: 70
Secville
16.05.2022 17:34:56
girl868

ButterfIy wrote:
Another PBFC where the winner isn’t on theme, what a surprise. It’s giving very much the Muffyprint.

Also yikes at Ukraine winning Eurovision with that shitty song. I guess all it takes is a bit of sympathy to win, huh?
Why isn't it on theme? ;_; I wanted to go with something light and it does say that's allowed after all... Late reply cause I'm catching up since yesterday lmao

16.05.2022 17:34:56
 

kimjongin
Level 231
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10122742
Reputation: 34303
Posts: 263
Secville
16.05.2022 17:47:01
kimjongin

ordered mcdonalds for the first time in ages and they forgot my fries



16.05.2022 17:47:01
               
Bibigul
Level 97
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 725781
Reputation: 35122
Posts: 539
Freethinkerland
16.05.2022 17:49:27
Bibigul

my sympathies

16.05.2022 17:49:27

Tameasp
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13568
Reputation: 9058
Posts: 121
Freethinkerland
16.05.2022 17:50:36
Tameasp

lmao no no no
That's the biggest carnivore in the land
Fear teh weasel

Iowa
wrote:
Iowa wrote:
the largest carnivore in the world is the least weasel 


just now realizing i said largest nstead of smallest i ask u all 2 respect my privacy in this rtrying time


16.05.2022 17:50:36
Mucho, mucho amor ;p upvote comments to help with reputation!
Muffy Mynxxx
Level 120
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1369659
Reputation: 31498
Posts: 699
Freethinkerland
16.05.2022 17:59:34
Muffy Mynxxx

girl868 wrote:
ButterfIy wrote:
Another PBFC where the winner isn’t on theme, what a surprise. It’s giving very much the Muffyprint.

Also yikes at Ukraine winning Eurovision with that shitty song. I guess all it takes is a bit of sympathy to win, huh?
Why isn't it on theme? ;_; I wanted to go with something light and it does say that's allowed after all... Late reply cause I'm catching up since yesterday lmao
pay no attention to haters, your look was incredible!

16.05.2022 17:59:34
 


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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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