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Timothee Chatroulette
Level 130
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1755974
Reputation: 52514
Posts: 1891
Atheista
26.03.2024 20:33:15
Timothee Chatroulette

i have more diamonds than bimbodollars lol im brokeeeee

also is this site slow af for anyone else today

26.03.2024 20:33:15
  
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7806020
Reputation: 322574
Posts: 1655
Agnostica
26.03.2024 21:05:23
craigslist-stripper

super duper slow for me too

26.03.2024 21:05:23

Hot_n_Heretical
Level 8
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 281
Reputation: 290
Posts: 13
Atheista
26.03.2024 21:42:48
Hot_n_Heretical

Same same on the lag. I wonder if it has something to do with the server update tomorrow

26.03.2024 21:42:48
"In a rich man's house, there is no place to spit but in his face" - Diogenes
"Canon Jesus totally gives crop top, sweatpants, and ice coffee energy" - Me
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
Until all of us are free, none of us will be.
Heretic . They/It . 21

Hot Topica
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65160
Reputation: 41872
Posts: 2082
Reasonopia
26.03.2024 23:34:20
Hot Topica

I'm guessing it's cuz of the update

26.03.2024 23:34:20
  FREE PALESTINE  
Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 106934
Reputation: 64163
Posts: 2732
Atheista
27.03.2024 01:32:28
Heydi

might be more people online doing stuff than usual, since alts being allowed and all that 

27.03.2024 01:32:28
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
Hot Topica
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 65160
Reputation: 41872
Posts: 2082
Reasonopia
27.03.2024 04:03:27
Hot Topica

someone put the hamster back on the wheel please

27.03.2024 04:03:27
  FREE PALESTINE  
KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37480
Reputation: 17874
Posts: 401
Freethinkerland
27.03.2024 04:13:29
KittyOnyx

I slipped on maple syrup at the bakery today and now i'm sticky in the worst way possible. I also got food poisoning at lunch. fun day

27.03.2024 04:13:29
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
Lilith_babe
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18543
Reputation: 10780
Posts: 126
Freethinkerland
27.03.2024 04:15:13
Lilith_babe

https://i.imgur.com/TSFATG4.jpeg

27.03.2024 04:15:13
Lolita-Lover
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15029
Reputation: 9879
Posts: 190
Atheista
27.03.2024 05:04:47
Lolita-Lover

hampter go brrrrrrr

27.03.2024 05:04:47
Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274600
Reputation: 64366
Posts: 1038
Atheista
27.03.2024 09:51:08
Angel Dust

the fine balancing act of being a lover and a hater is actually something so integral to cringe  survival on this fail planet

27.03.2024 09:51:08
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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