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New Coxervative ministers appointed - onwards and upwards

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20.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
sweetassbuts
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 511
Reputation: 352
Posts: 12
Atheista
21.04.2024 11:20:13
sweetassbuts

What do you expect from QUXcherri backer. nothing but putting us back on teh wokie propaganda again with teh Minister for foreign affairs. plus why be apart of a goverment when you vote against SweetasNuts everytime. bet she didnt vote for him in prime ximbo election and wont vote for him this election and bet she has voted innocent in every trial so far. she is problematic and is pretty much a spy for teh QUXcherri quitter goverment. she has access to teh pink office and will leak stuff from there. we already now thats how they like to play
Bimbo Pimp wrote:
 I have to say that I too am surprised that someone that blocks people for having different opinions on certain topics is now our Minister for foreign affairs. XD Perhaps this will be entertaining after all.


21.04.2024 11:20:13
Daphnee_Mino
Level 30
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 20618
Reputation: 20317
Posts: 520
Agnostica
21.04.2024 19:32:02
Daphnee_Mino

I miss the old Miss Bimbo,
straight from the 'Go, Miss Bimbo,
chop up the soul, Miss Bimbo,
set on her goals, Miss Bimbo.
I hate the new Miss Bimbo,
the bad mood, Miss Bimbo,
the always rude, Miss Bimbo,
spaz in the news, Miss Bimbo.
I miss the sweet Miss Bimbo,
chop up the beats, Miss Bimbo.
I gotta say at that time I'd like to meet Miss Bimbo.
See, I invented Miss Bimbo, it wasn't any Miss Bimbo.
And now I look and look around and there's so many Miss Bimbos.
I used to love Miss Bimbo, I used to love Miss Bimbo.
I even had the pink dress, I thought I was Miss Bimbo.
What if Miss Bimbo made a song about Miss Bimbo called "I Miss The Old Miss Bimbo," man, that would be so Miss Bimbo.
That's all it was, Miss Bimbo, we still love Miss Bimbo. And I love you like Miss Bimbo loves Miss Bimbo."

21.04.2024 19:32:02

CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 84032
Reputation: 7362
Posts: 364
Antitheocra
21.04.2024 21:14:33
CarCrashBimbo

That can be made into a song easily.
There can be dozens of Ximboland songs, on Spotify, etc.
Albums…album covers…posters.

I’ll put that on the Fashion Accessory List in The Ministry of Fashion Music Division.



21.04.2024 21:14:33
Dr.CarCrashBimbo - Psychotherapist - MoF - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July. 

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 160242
Reputation: 32109
Posts: 819
Atheista
22.04.2024 01:37:44
Bimbo Pimp

That was great Daphnee, love it!


Walking down the street, turning heads with every beat
Here comes Miss Bimbo! yeah! yeah! Miss Bimbo!
She's got style, she's got grace
All the Ximbos stop to stare
Oh oh Miss Bimbo! oh oh Miss Bimbo!
Perfect hair, fashion flair
A true breath of fresh air
That is Miss Bimbo! yes, yes Miss Bimbo! XD


22.04.2024 01:37:44
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

CarCrashBimbo
Level 48
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 84032
Reputation: 7362
Posts: 364
Antitheocra
22.04.2024 04:34:36
CarCrashBimbo

That’s an easy song too…cheerleader style or snappy upbeat jingle.

keep em comin.

22.04.2024 04:34:36
Dr.CarCrashBimbo - Psychotherapist - MoF - ACAB - Running for Prime Bimbo in July. 

What is the story behind the French 75?  The drink dates to World War I,  The combination was said to have such a kick that it felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun.  MOF CCB FIRED

Daphnee_Mino
Level 30
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 20618
Reputation: 20317
Posts: 520
Agnostica
22.04.2024 18:40:30
Daphnee_Mino

Bimbo Pimp wrote:
That was great Daphnee, love it!


Walking down the street, turning heads with every beat
Here comes Miss Bimbo! yeah! yeah! Miss Bimbo!
She's got style, she's got grace
All the Ximbos stop to stare
Oh oh Miss Bimbo! oh oh Miss Bimbo!
Perfect hair, fashion flair
A true breath of fresh air
That is Miss Bimbo! yes, yes Miss Bimbo! XD
love it..



22.04.2024 18:40:30

sweetassbuts
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 511
Reputation: 352
Posts: 12
Atheista
23.04.2024 19:29:02
sweetassbuts

I see Katrynah teh spy is still in a role. she is a wokie QUXcherri supporter. should be fun when that stupid move back fires then again she has probably leaked information from teh pink office already to her woke besties already

sounds like a bimbo national anthem to me
Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
That was great Daphnee, love it! Walking down the street, turning heads with every beat Here comes Miss Bimbo! yeah! yeah! Miss Bimbo! She's got style, she's got grace All the Ximbos stop to stare Oh oh Miss Bimbo! oh oh Miss Bimbo! Perfect hair,...



23.04.2024 19:29:02
Slayyyocrates
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 141440
Reputation: 6788
Posts: 224
Freethinkerland
24.04.2024 00:28:02
Slayyyocrates

Ximboland National Anthem.  Hmmmm…
…….indeed.

24.04.2024 00:28:02
Slayyyocrates for Prime Bimbo vote for me immediately!  Hurry!
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού
sweetassbuts
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 511
Reputation: 352
Posts: 12
Atheista
24.04.2024 23:28:17
sweetassbuts

Why is Katrynah back in teh fashion police section when she was removed from that section when she was given her proper title role as Minister of Foreign Affairs? are we being moderated by another wokie from teh cherri backer camp? i though we wasnt having fashion police anymore because they censor too much. great we get to be watched by teh UX spy in teh new government

24.04.2024 23:28:17
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271164
Reputation: 103892
Posts: 2803
Reasonopia
24.04.2024 23:37:40
KatieBoutique

I was wondering that myself, Sweet tush.  
And Minister Car Crashy is absent from the Ministers section.
I’m beginning to think something is being planned…behind the scenes.

…like an assassination attempt on CarCrashBimbo…
…by the Secret Agents…XimboQs…and that infernal illuminati!

All being plotted on Discord.

wait…CONFIRMED!

24.04.2024 23:37:40
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
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Bimbo City

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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