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New Coxervative ministers appointed - onwards and upwards

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20.04.2024
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
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Atheista
20.04.2024 15:47:33
SweetasNuts

 Hello Ximboland,

Today I am happy and proud to announce that today I have appointed 3 x new ministers of state.
They will join me in leading this fine nation and serving you the Ximbo public.

Firstly I would like to say thanks to the 10/15 Ximbos whom applied. It was not easy to decide exactly who was going to fit into what role but after some time I decided upon 3 outstanding candidates whom are talented and loyal Ximbos and whom will serve Ximboland well.

Without further ado I would like to introduce you to your new government - 

Minister of Foreign Affairs

Our new Minister for foreign affairs is Katrynah.
Katrynah needs no introduction and has been a long serving and loyal Ximbo since 2022. Katrynah is one of  Ximbolands most successful serving Ximbos having won the PXFC on x 2 occasions which is no mean feet.
Katrynahs fashion credentials are there for all to see, having 53 outfits and winning over 5000 fights.
Katrynah will lead us on the international front opening and growing our embassies in other states whilst also adding fashion, energy and entertainment at home.

Welcome Katrynah - it will be an honour serving with you

Sweetasnuts
Prime Ximbo and leader of the Coxervative party

20.04.2024 15:47:33

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Pollyx
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Antitheocra
20.04.2024 15:49:58
Pollyx

congratulations Katrynah, I know you'll do a great job in this position!! fantastic news!

20.04.2024 15:49:58
♥ Join The Church of Xod, an all-state fashion & creative contest where you create a (fake)bimbo god! Be inventive, do some worldbuilding, have fun! Open until May 10th, extra prizes for Antitheocrans ♥
Here is my well-sourced educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians in Gaza and across Palestine as a whole, please educate yourself or you may fall for propaganda! 

SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10256
Posts: 726
Atheista
20.04.2024 15:57:53
SweetasNuts

Minister of Fashion

Our new Minister for foreign affairs is CarCrashBimbo.
CarCrashBimbo also needs no introduction and although she is a relatively new Bimbo - she has already made quite an impact in Ximboland. Known for her
dislike of poor fashion she is sure to be able to guide our party and our nation towards higher fashion goals.
We will be launching a new runway where the Minister of Fashion and other Coxervative ministers will be invited to give their expert opinions on bimbos attire

Welcome Carcrashbimbo - it will be an honour serving with you

Sweetasnuts
Prime Ximbo and leader of the Coxervative party


20.04.2024 15:57:53

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SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10256
Posts: 726
Atheista
20.04.2024 16:05:06
SweetasNuts

Minister of Justice
https://ximbo.land/ximbo/tash/158012

Our new Minister for justice is Tash
Tash also needs no introduction and has been a long serving and loyal Ximbo since 2014. Tash 'longlegs' Robinson is one of Miss Bimbos oldest friends and taught her everything she needs to know about style.  

Tash will lead us in the justice department making sure wrongdoings dont go unpunished here in Ximboland. Tash is a true conservative and believes in a government with a small 'c' though she is not afraid to hold rogues to account. She promises the Ximboland court system will be used as often is necessary to keep Ximboland safe. 

Welcome Tash - it will be an honour serving with you

Sweetasnuts
Prime Ximbo and leader of the Coxervative party


20.04.2024 16:05:06

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SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10256
Posts: 726
Atheista
20.04.2024 16:08:20
SweetasNuts

I decided to pause the search for a Minister of war on the grounds that we will have 1 x state wars per government incumbency ie 1 per 3 months.
With a general election due in only 2 weeks we can not guarantee we will be in power so I will delay this appointment until we have won the next election (hopefully). 

In the meantime we will get on with the important work of governance and strive to make Ximboland a better place. 

Sweetasnuts
Prime Ximbo and Coxervative party leader 



20.04.2024 16:08:20

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Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
20.04.2024 17:09:48
Sandi Lut

President, Prime Bimbo (self appointed), Minister of Justice, that's a lot of hats for one person in a democracy.

20.04.2024 17:09:48
Happiness is inside yourself

SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10256
Posts: 726
Atheista
20.04.2024 17:26:41
SweetasNuts

I wasn’t self appointed prime bimbo though was I ? 
The last administration resigned and when that happens then who else is going to step in ? 
It’s my job to step in

20.04.2024 17:26:41

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KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 417
Freethinkerland
20.04.2024 17:36:29
KittyOnyx

Should've let the second most popular voted bimbo be in charge. Its just self gratification that you appointed yourself

20.04.2024 17:36:29
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
KatieBoutique
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Status: Senator
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Reputation: 103891
Posts: 2803
Reasonopia
20.04.2024 19:30:46
KatieBoutique



I posted that months ago, during a heated dustup.  I asked who agreed with it.  Everyone did.
Then I asked who wrote it/posted it…to a social media outlet…that very day.
No one had a clue.  It is now time for the big reveal…

It was Elon Musk.

20.04.2024 19:30:46
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
sweetassbuts
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 511
Reputation: 352
Posts: 12
Atheista
20.04.2024 20:20:22
sweetassbuts

Why is Katrynah under fashion police role when she is Minister of Foreign Affairs and that has its own title? QUXcherri had that ribby in that role so we know it is there. from what i see she needs to go back to bimbo make up school. weird that she wants to work with you when she is a QUXcherri backer. conspiracy from teh UX. watch your back SweetasNuts with her around you might get burned again.

Crash is a good pick. gets into teh true bimbo roleplay.

Great to see Miss Bimbos personal Fashion Stylist getting some recognition

20.04.2024 20:20:22

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