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Janeze321
cherryvanilla
Level 26
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 22
Freethinkerland
11.11.2022 17:49:31
cherryvanilla

princesspixie wrote:
hiiiii ! I rescued a kitten from the road a few days ago and this weekend we're getting him into the vet! He seems totally happy but he has a misshapen tail and needs an overall wellness exam. His name is Bits!
Hope y'all have an amazing weekend <3
ohmygosh, i want a pet cat SO bad but the apartment i'm currently leasing doesn't allow pets</3 but i'm still determined to get one some day!! they're such cuties and i love that they do well in small spaces and don't have strict exercise requirements like dogs. that's so exciting that you get to take care of a new little friend<3

11.11.2022 17:49:31
FunnyValentine
Level 31
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Posts: 226
Atheista
11.11.2022 18:25:59
FunnyValentine

my apartment roomie got a kitten and she's reached that point where all she wants to do is bite and knock stuff over. She just can't be tamed... sigh......... i have never seen a cat seek human food with such fervor and passion. she tried fighting me for my empty bowl once

11.11.2022 18:25:59
ダーティー・ディース・ダン・ダート・チープ!
StrangeSnow
Level 40
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Sex Appeal: 50575
Reputation: 22513
Posts: 605
Secville
11.11.2022 18:26:12
StrangeSnow

I’m going to a wedding today! And then afterwards I’ll be spending my weekend cleaning things I’ve put off for way too long. 
Also omg kitty!! I hope Bits is healthy and you keep him for a long long time! I have 5 cats of my own and adore it so much. 

11.11.2022 18:26:12

princesspixie
Level 270
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Posts: 3160
Atheista
11.11.2022 18:42:20
princesspixie

Thank you so much! We are definitely keeping him, he's a very special little guy!
I hope the wedding is wonderful! 

11.11.2022 18:42:20

StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50575
Reputation: 22513
Posts: 605
Secville
11.11.2022 18:45:25
StrangeSnow

If you ever need some cat advice feel free to message me! Cats are my favourite animal ever. 

11.11.2022 18:45:25

「DECADANCE」- Counting Goats... if I can't be yours-
Level 80
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 401410
Reputation: 102626
Posts: 1947
Atheista

FunnyValentine wrote:
my apartment roomie got a kitten and she's reached that point where all she wants to do is bite and knock stuff over. She just can't be tamed... sigh......... i have never seen a cat seek human food with such fervor and passion. she tried fighting me for my empty bowl once

omg thats so funny my cat is the opposite he cannot be bothered to try any sort of human food, i let him sniff everything and he isnt even interested in chicken. The one human food he is interested in eating is vanilla yogurt


11.11.2022 18:57:05
*hands you a monster*
peeslurper69
Level 137
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Posts: 2499
Atheista
11.11.2022 19:46:54
peeslurper69

@princesspixie if you feel comfortable you should share a picture of him ^^ dont feel pressured to tho 

i’m sorry @cherryvanilla that sucks that your apartment doesnt allow cats :( im fortunate enough that mine does, but charges pet rent. rent here is already crazy high so i just never told them (shhh no one tell)

i started a new job today bc the one i got before was far too much for me. this one’s more my speed, it’s a dog bather position, which i’ve done before. i was so sad when i got home tho bc my cat sniffed me and smelled a bunch of dogs on me and didnt purr when i pet him :( which is unusual for him because he Always purrs when someone pets him, if even just a little. he purrs just sitting next to someone, he’s a sweetie. BUT HE WAS MADDD D: thankfully after i changed he seemed to chill out and purred again lol

11.11.2022 19:46:54
your reluctant optimist 
Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7602584
Reputation: 134872
Posts: 2678
Secville
11.11.2022 20:01:45
Honey Beee

I hope you’re all having a lovely day, i’ve been sick lately </3

11.11.2022 20:01:45

kptkay
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 29752
Reputation: 13262
Posts: 100
Atheista
11.11.2022 20:35:51
kptkay

going to a concert tonight !!!

11.11.2022 20:35:51
            kaptain    

peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2051156
Reputation: 221003
Posts: 2499
Atheista
11.11.2022 21:06:24
peeslurper69

feel better honey bee!

yooo have fun kptkay, i havent been to a concert in a few years i miss themmm

11.11.2022 21:06:24
your reluctant optimist 

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