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Janeze321
FunnyValentine
Level 31
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Sex Appeal: 23335
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Posts: 226
Atheista
13.11.2022 17:21:06
FunnyValentine

my boyfriend got super upset with me because he thought i was looking at another guy at the bar when i was actually looking at the tv above him but he doesn't believe me. what. 

13.11.2022 17:21:06
ダーティー・ディース・ダン・ダート・チープ!
Muffy Mynxxx
Level 120
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 31498
Posts: 699
Freethinkerland
13.11.2022 17:55:49
Muffy Mynxxx

rzenskaa wrote:
Today i told my gf that im probably asexual. Ive said it few times before and she said that its okay for her. This time she told me that if we will never have sex she will have to find somebody alse to do it with. I feel so lonely and depressed. :( 
I'm so so sorry. You deserve somebody who loves you for you and respects your wishes completely.
There are so many people out there discovering their asexuality/greysexuality and I have confidence you'll find the right one  ♡ ♡ ♡
please never give up hope!

13.11.2022 17:55:49
 


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roachmilk
Level 69
Status: Citizen
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Atheista
13.11.2022 20:08:22
roachmilk

sorry for my absence, i got really busy with the move ! me and my partner have been living here for about a month now and we already adopted a cat XD his name is bugs



13.11.2022 20:08:22
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CocoChasteigne
Level 32
Status: Senator
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Posts: 300
Atheista
13.11.2022 20:20:12
CocoChasteigne

Rzenskaa, so sorry you are going through this hard time <3
FunnyValentine, I totally feel you </3 It's difficult trying to prove yourself otherwise.
Roachmilk, Bugs is such a cutie <3 So happy you adopted! You're an angel. 

13.11.2022 20:20:12
     

StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 49721
Reputation: 22423
Posts: 605
Secville
13.11.2022 21:06:28
StrangeSnow

@Rzenskaa I’m so sorry you’re going through that right now. You absolutely deserve to find someone who understands. 
@FunnyValentine That’s such a shit situation to be in and I really hope he eventually believes you because none of that is fair 
@Roachmilk I hope you’re enjoying your new place and your cat is cute!! 

I hope everyone had a good weekend! 

13.11.2022 21:06:28

deoag
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Atheista
13.11.2022 23:48:43
deoag

:(

13.11.2022 23:48:43

Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
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Reputation: 134559
Posts: 2649
Secville
13.11.2022 23:59:55
Honey Beee

Hope this coming week is good for everyone

13.11.2022 23:59:55

Ximbolina Zuckerberg
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Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 37893
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Freethinkerland
14.11.2022 02:29:44
Ximbolina Zuckerberg

CocoChasteigne wrote:
Rzenskaa, so sorry you are going through this hard time <3
FunnyValentine, I totally feel you </3 It's difficult trying to prove yourself otherwise.
Roachmilk, Bugs is such a cutie <3 So happy you adopted! You're an angel. 
Your cat is adorable, thank you for adopting 
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tibby
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Agnostica
14.11.2022 04:57:51
tibby

roachmilk wrote:
sorry for my absence, i got really busy with the move ! me and my partner have been living here for about a month now and we already adopted a cat XD his name is bugs


bugs!!! they look adorable, congrats

14.11.2022 04:57:51
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Janeze321
Level 151
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Freethinkerland
14.11.2022 04:59:52
Janeze321

Super looking Kitty, I too would rescue rather than buy from a breeder. 

Have a great new week everyone!

14.11.2022 04:59:52
Peace and love to you all.
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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