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Signs that you may be a bimphobe

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
132
Created
11.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 18858
Reputation: 10255
Posts: 726
Atheista
11.04.2024 14:50:38
SweetasNuts

Hello Ximboland

As you know under previous governments Bimbo related hate crimes and incidents increased dramatically on the streets of Ximboland. Previous governments defended every other minority at the expense of the native Bimbo. The only true minority that is not looked after or defended is the native Bimbo.
Under my leadership I promise to right that wrong.

If you are a bimphobe or you hold anti bimitic views my fashion police will be coming after you. They will not be tolerated here in Ximboland. 
I urge you to report any bimphobic abuse immediately.  

I will be releasing some information over the next weeks guiding you how to spot and stop bimphobia.

This is part 1.
Please watch out for - 

1) Ugly Ximbo (UX) Fashion and far out fashion opinions

Bimophobes can often be spotted because of their fashion choice. They can often be found wearing grungy, dark, cheap, gothic, discount or niche fashion clothes. Usually they choose colours that may be dark or depressing in their appearance. They often have tattoos, piercings and bad body odour (no perfumes). Be alert and report anyone whom looks like this as its better to be safe than sorry. 

Bimophobes often claim that 'fashion is subjective' but this is just a euphemism for their hatred and jealousy of fashionable Bimbos and good sexy traditional Bimbo fashion values. It is an attempt to undermine and subvert the world renowned Ximboland/Bimbo fashion sexiness and self confidence.
Report any Ximbos whom may be thinking wrongly or dressing poorly.
Together we will defeat bimphobia

Tomorrow - watch out for the use of other website/forums


11.04.2024 14:50:38

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39797
Reputation: 18394
Posts: 412
Freethinkerland
11.04.2024 14:52:43
KittyOnyx

Your website isnt even fun anymore. youre genuinely psychotic and annoying

11.04.2024 14:52:43
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
ediblegoats
Level 230
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9971246
Reputation: 154570
Posts: 883
Antitheocra
11.04.2024 14:56:31
ediblegoats

eat my shorts

11.04.2024 14:56:31
dart_darling
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30892
Reputation: 16313
Posts: 484
Atheista
11.04.2024 14:57:18
dart_darling

Sucking dick and cock. And you did it at my birthday dinner

11.04.2024 14:57:18

YasSlayPuthy69
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16874
Reputation: 13148
Posts: 40
Freethinkerland
11.04.2024 15:01:05
YasSlayPuthy69

Fuck right off already bro omg

11.04.2024 15:01:05
The ANTIFA of bimbo land I guess according to Chris, a 40 Y/O French Man 
cyprienne
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26399
Reputation: 16148
Posts: 44
Atheista
11.04.2024 15:02:15
cyprienne

can we report you for exactly that because you literally look like mark zuckerberg

11.04.2024 15:02:15
Smut Me - Haezer
StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 49721
Reputation: 22423
Posts: 605
Secville
11.04.2024 15:02:23
StrangeSnow


How this website is turning out 

11.04.2024 15:02:23

Generic Bimbo
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 517
Reputation: 611
Posts: 16
Agnostica
11.04.2024 15:05:03
Generic Bimbo

I’m confused?

11.04.2024 15:05:03
Lei X
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35082
Reputation: 17096
Posts: 535
Atheista
11.04.2024 15:08:16
Lei X

rip bimboland

11.04.2024 15:08:16
     
 
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5190794
Reputation: 72708
Posts: 1963
Reasonopia
11.04.2024 15:08:50
bxdcherri

yo can I get paid

11.04.2024 15:08:50

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