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Signs that you may be a bimphobe

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
132
Created
11.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 49721
Reputation: 22423
Posts: 605
Secville
12.04.2024 22:05:03
StrangeSnow

New conspiracy theory I made up on a few hours of sleep 
This site is failing massively and Chris has to get rid of it but instead of admitting that he’s just gonna drive everyone away instead and that’s why he’s also pushing so hard for people to buy shit 
I dunno feel free to ignore me I need sleep 

12.04.2024 22:05:03

Generic Bimbo 5
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 763
Reputation: 1024
Posts: 18
Agnostica
13.04.2024 00:08:57
Generic Bimbo 5

Daphnee_Mino wrote:
new outfit reveal:
Blonde hair..... ..
Pink (purple) clothes, check 
Revealing outfit, check
GLITTER, check
being fun cutesexy cool and unique, added bonus
eggplant on mind, added bonus
bush out, debatable
face&body card, accepted
Daphnee_Mino
can a generic bimbo tell me if I got this right or no? black or pink bimbo vibes?
Darling, do you feel good in your fit? If you do, you got it right.
If you don't, black works with everything!


13.04.2024 00:08:57
Your majesty bimbo queen <3
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271056
Reputation: 103707
Posts: 2802
Reasonopia
13.04.2024 00:23:27
KatieBoutique

StrangeSnow wrote:
New conspiracy theory I made up on a few hours of sleep 
This site is failing massively and Chris has to get rid of it but instead of admitting that he’s just gonna drive everyone away instead and that’s why he’s also pushing so hard for people to buy shit 
I dunno feel free to ignore me I need sleep 
Yes get some sleep and rest and charge those SS Batteries back up
because the news is much worse than you can possibly imagine.
….or so I heard…from a source…

13.04.2024 00:23:27
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
Generic Bimbo 5
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 763
Reputation: 1024
Posts: 18
Agnostica
13.04.2024 00:27:23
Generic Bimbo 5

OvercookedIntellect wrote:
I like gothic fashion but i'm not a bimphobe. I usually try to accept everyone! 0-0 
And you're rocking it, honey!
I do love gothic fashion too, but I just can't help myself with pink these times...
It's just so pretty! I think it compliments my eyes very well

13.04.2024 00:27:23
Your majesty bimbo queen <3
Saturday
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1434
Reputation: 1055
Posts: 70
Atheista
13.04.2024 00:32:21
Saturday

Chris, we understand that are currently undergoing your midlife crisis but that does not mean you have the right to attack Ximboland, this is a democratic republic and as such everyone has a say on what should and should not be classified as a true ‘ximbo’. 

What is a ximbo, is it purely aesthetics or is it a lifestyle characterised by upholding ximbolands standards? That is for us all to decide, not you. This is turning into a totalitarian government, and considered most of your populace is left leaning… this is NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR XIMBOLANDS LONGEVITY. 

13.04.2024 00:32:21
Dean Winchester
Level 34
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 29384
Reputation: 20700
Posts: 687
Reasonopia
13.04.2024 00:34:11
Dean Winchester

Save me lady Gaga save me ooogh save me lady Gaga save meee

13.04.2024 00:34:11

#deanwinchesterforpb #ximbotarianparty
cyprienne
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26399
Reputation: 16148
Posts: 44
Atheista
13.04.2024 01:56:34
cyprienne


CHRIS. there is LITERALLY a goth / alt bimbo in the background image of the debates. this is either rage bait or you literally don't know anything about your own website. at least cover your tracks if you genuinely intend to make changes to it, that will not contradict your own motives LMFAO


13.04.2024 01:56:34
Smut Me - Haezer
OvercookedIntellect
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17383
Reputation: 8831
Posts: 218
Antitheocra
13.04.2024 02:27:27
OvercookedIntellect

I wonder what that sandwich is.... (that looks so good HAHA)

Daphnee_Mino
wrote:
Y'all are missing the key fact that it should be "bimbophobe", not "bimphobe".
agreed.
btw i personally like xonservative sounds more classy like panem in hunger games vibes or something.

anyways 

what is a bimburger...


13.04.2024 02:27:27
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271056
Reputation: 103707
Posts: 2802
Reasonopia
13.04.2024 02:55:12
KatieBoutique

cyprienne wrote:

CHRIS <snip> LMFAO
Don't be so quick to LYFAO...
Make your case that that is "goth".  I think you can kinda do it...because of One article of clothing.
...and do you see what I see? Up there! ^^^

Also...what about this...in the Welcome Page:
Goth...or Spooky?


13.04.2024 02:55:12
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
#STEALDIAMONDSFROMTHEJEWISHBIMBO #STEALMYMONEYANDREPUTATION
pierrot
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 49894
Reputation: 28367
Posts: 241
Antitheocra
13.04.2024 04:43:47
pierrot

i feel like my eyes melt into the back of my head every time i have to read a new post by sweetaspuss

13.04.2024 04:43:47
reanimated corpse of your dreams -☆゚. ・they/xe/he/it //. ・ ☆゚. ・

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