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Swearing in Ceremony of the right honourable BxdCherri and her government

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Created
02.02.2024
Author
Miss Bimbo
Bimboner
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 59556
Reputation: 18389
Posts: 31
Atheista
04.02.2024 21:24:20
Bimboner

I, Bimboner, swear by Almighty Xod that, on becoming a Bimbo citizen, I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Bimbohighness President Sindy Laarson Miss Bimbo I, her Heirs and Successors, according to the Fashionable republic of Ximboland law.

04.02.2024 21:24:20
return from the grave thats me baybe!!!

LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10829750
Reputation: 591434
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
KirstyD8
Level 148
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 2554926
Reputation: 315955
Posts: 4631
Freethinkerland
04.02.2024 21:25:58
KirstyD8

We want HLB back!

04.02.2024 21:25:58
Beautiful in my own way❤️  Hey creepy stalkers gang go away! {pronouns = Princess}
Hurricane Tortilla
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28706
Reputation: 17830
Posts: 34
Reasonopia
04.02.2024 21:26:06
Hurricane Tortilla

I, Hurricane Tortilla, swear by Almighty Xod that, on becoming a Bimbo citizen, I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Bimbohighness President Sindy Laarson Miss Bimbo I, her Heirs and Successors, according to the Fashionable republic of Ximboland law.

Hello beautiful people of ximboland!!!
I’m super excited to be back to slay and have a fun time with everyone!! Can’t wait to vibe with you all again xoxo!

- Hurricane Tortilla <3


04.02.2024 21:26:06
Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1082242
Reputation: 59539
Posts: 1981
Atheista
04.02.2024 21:27:55
Gemima1984

Welcome back old players! You were all before my time but it's super neat to see some familiar names from the old threads I've read popping up. Looking forward to getting to know everybody. :)

04.02.2024 21:27:55
PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1937473
Reputation: 70272
Posts: 1286
Reasonopia
04.02.2024 21:29:55
PlushKlavier

LillyAnn wrote:
This is hilarious, why is HLB still banned then when you lifted bans from all these accounts?

Hi LillyAnn! All these accounts being unbanned are from people who were reached out to and have voiced that they'd like their accounts unbanned, HLB was reached out to as well but she never answered, if she wishes to have her account unbanned at any point in time she can reach out to Team Bimbo, I hope that clears things up!

04.02.2024 21:29:55

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19275603
Reputation: 104145
Posts: 2823
Reasonopia
04.02.2024 21:32:19
KatieBoutique

LillyAnn wrote:
This is hilarious, why is HLB still banned then when you lifted bans from all these accounts?

My guess is because those people all responded to their account email when one was sent by Miss Bimbo.
If you don't respond...even if the email doesn't bounce back...then you won't get the invite back...
...until you do respond.

If HLB never responds...then I guess her account will remain "banned".
So...is that still "hilarious", LillyAnn?

04.02.2024 21:32:19
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
Timothee Chatroulette
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1777755
Reputation: 54567
Posts: 1916
Atheista
04.02.2024 21:32:50
Timothee Chatroulette

I, Timothee Chatroulette, swear by Almighty Xod that, on becoming a Bimbo citizen, I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Bimbohighness President Sindy Laarson Miss Bimbo I, her Heirs and Successors, according to the Fashionable republic of Ximboland law.

Long live bimboland!

Also just want to point out that, at the time of me being banned, I did not have any alt accounts. Thank you.

04.02.2024 21:32:50
  
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168136
Reputation: 78517
Posts: 2452
Secville
04.02.2024 21:33:08
AuntieLice

Susan Slutzky wrote:
Now, now Kirsty. That’s not fair. You aren’t being silenced. You’re being threatened. Get it right.

And yeah, all those alts are great. Nothing encourages goodwill and fair play quite like a personal army of sock puppets!
See, Chris is an excellent businessman. Over the years, this huge ass group of people spent 18£ combined on the website, how can he miss out on all that money? Something tells me they suddenly won't be interested in reporting him and BL for tax evasion anymore xx


04.02.2024 21:33:08
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 269249
Reputation: 39726
Posts: 1162
Atheista
04.02.2024 21:37:59
torrenoia

i think hlb could be given a second chance if she wants it, though she should have the same rules applied as the rest of us :3 that being said it sounds like its been hard to get in contact with her

04.02.2024 21:37:59
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!

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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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