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Swearing in Ceremony of the right honourable BxdCherri and her government

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Created
02.02.2024
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Miss Bimbo
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 46650
Posts: 2268
Secville
04.02.2024 23:13:55
ButterfIy

Yeah, followed by the former State Minister of Reasonopia who couldn’t string a competent sentence together if it was written for her. Show people some respect and they might stop treating you like you escaped from a loony bin.

04.02.2024 23:13:55
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168101
Reputation: 78511
Posts: 2452
Secville
04.02.2024 23:20:34
AuntieLice

StrangeSnow wrote:
AuntieLice wrote:
YAWN StrangeSnow. Girl respond from your main account, you are allowed to have as many accounts as you wish. Until then I don't wanna hear you preach about me being evil for making a quick little fat joke while you think someone faking their death is somehow morally superior to that.
Girl this is my main account. But if you disagree go ahead and tell me which one is actually me then. I’ll wait. 
And I’m not saying it’s not bad about faking a death 
I’m saying instead of going about it in a civil way you all just have full on claws with no forgiveness.
Well first of all, I already unblocked her so where are those claws you are talking about? Me laughing at the fact that they've known for a year now that she wasn't dead, but kept talking about her dying in hospice up until two days ago doesn't make me the one who is stooping low.

And what forgiveness? Do you need a reminder of how the whole drama started? I won't talk about the 2020 drama since unlike the current 90% of the players on this website I am not delusional enough to think I get to speak about things that I wasn't there for, but the beginning of the 2021 drama was one of them talking about me on a forum for a month till I finally replied and referred to them as "she/her". A lot of shit has gone down since then, but let's not pretend like the whole ass mess that this website is in wasn't started cause they couldn't forgive me for assuming their pronouns wrong so don't ask me to forgive them for faking her death. 

04.02.2024 23:20:34
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 49678
Reputation: 22423
Posts: 605
Secville
04.02.2024 23:23:39
StrangeSnow

You definitely took that out of context and I could’ve worded it better 
I’m not saying there needs to be forgiveness. At all. Faking death is serious and gross 
but what I meant was you all are attacking hardcore and just making this messier then it needs to be 
Also still waiting for proof that this isn’t my main account 

04.02.2024 23:23:39

ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 156311
Reputation: 46650
Posts: 2268
Secville
04.02.2024 23:24:15
ButterfIy

The fact that forgiveness is a viable, even encouraged, option towards a group of people who lied about somebody dying even in 2024 despite knowing she wasn’t is mind blowing. Somehow that’s acceptable, but assuming muto was a girl was unforgivable. 

As always, when you think they’ve hit rock bottom, they always remind you they can go lower. Love that!

Iowa edited, for breaking Rule 1: Protected Characteristics at 12:02AM XL time.

04.02.2024 23:24:15
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 269159
Reputation: 39726
Posts: 1162
Atheista
04.02.2024 23:24:42
torrenoia

i hope im not minimodding but i feel like this conversation should be moved to dms/a different thread, this thread was meant to serve a specific purpose and has gotten way off topic :|

04.02.2024 23:24:42
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
KirstyD8
Level 148
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 2553095
Reputation: 315835
Posts: 4630
Freethinkerland
04.02.2024 23:25:48
KirstyD8

groco wrote:
it would be really ironic if the person frivolously reporting people for being off topic on this thread were themselves repeatedly being off topic on a different thread to direct others to this one
The irony being that your post is off topic and Kathlies too.

I find the whole faking your death and having people playing along is disgusting.

04.02.2024 23:25:48
Beautiful in my own way❤️  Hey creepy stalkers gang go away! {pronouns = Princess}
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 156311
Reputation: 46650
Posts: 2268
Secville
04.02.2024 23:25:49
ButterfIy

It would be quite convenient to take this to DMs, thereby covering up this disgusting and disparaging lie about her death, wouldn’t it? Get a clue, torrenoia, or get out (again).

04.02.2024 23:25:49
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10829670
Reputation: 591344
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
04.02.2024 23:26:22
LillyAnn

KatieBoutique wrote:
groco wrote:
it would be really ironic if the person frivolously reporting people for being off topic on this thread were themselves repeatedly being off topic on a different thread to direct others to this one
I know!  Especially if that off topic SPAMMER was the former Minister of Justice of The Freethinkerland Dynasty.
Guess you are now a proud member of Reasonopia cowboys cartel. Congratulation! Let me guess, you voted for Cherri, right?

04.02.2024 23:26:22

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
(don't take this seriously, because if you do it's your own fault)

Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270180
Reputation: 31704
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
04.02.2024 23:27:00
Iowa

this has gone completely off the rails. the next player to insult, accuse of being an alt, or otherwise target another player in this thread is getting a warning. the rules are new and everyone's still getting used to them so i'm cutting everyone some slack but this is not the time nor place for this. if you want to duke it out take it somewhere else and keep this thread on topic. thank you!

04.02.2024 23:27:00
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 269159
Reputation: 39726
Posts: 1162
Atheista
04.02.2024 23:32:22
torrenoia

ButterfIy wrote:
It would be quite convenient to take this to DMs, thereby covering up this disgusting and disparaging lie about her death, wouldn’t it? Get a clue, torrenoia, or get out (again).
thats not what i was implying but my bad i can see how what i said came off that way, sorry about that. i think there was a lot of misscommunication going on with heartmarch, and nobody really knew what was going on with her until recently. that being said i dont think shes coming back to the site so i dont think we need to have a big debate over whether or not she lied. in fact i feel like we should all just apoligize for the misscommunication and move on, as like i said this thread was meant to serve a purpose and this conversation is just clogging it up probably making it annoying for chris to read through if/when he does

04.02.2024 23:32:22
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!

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