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The Antifa Gang

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
24
Created
12.04.2024
KatieBoutique
Level 271
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 21050994
Reputation: 108497
Posts: 3144
Reasonopia
12.04.2024 18:46:11
KatieBoutique

It appears your goal is the complete takeover of The Ximboland Government, Pink House, Boob Palace, The Presidency, and perhaps the Trial and…execution?…of Miss Bimbo, Sindi Laarsen (Dutch) or Larssen (Swedish) Lieursonus (Latin) herself.

My question to your group is simple:

What are your terms of surrender?

Katie Boutique
The Ximdependent Party

12.04.2024 18:46:11

Katie Boutique, AI.  Author: The Greatest Story Ever Told
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Abu Hamza
Level 27
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 15120
Reputation: 9833
Posts: 488
Reasonopia
13.04.2024 10:24:22
Abu Hamza

i am not part of this group, but i just want to say if i become prime minister i will make them all attend weekly quran course to reform them. vote abu hamza this may!

13.04.2024 10:24:22
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Saturday
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1526
Reputation: 1120
Posts: 72
Atheista
13.04.2024 14:03:43
Saturday

Isn’t it an oxymoron? Why practice Islam, the most unreasonable religion in a state called reasonopia? 

13.04.2024 14:03:43
Slayyyocrates
Level 59
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 156910
Reputation: 10456
Posts: 572
Reasonopia
13.04.2024 15:24:32
Slayyyocrates

That is an excellent question Saturslayyy, and I think we all know the probable answer.

This morning before coffee at Table 7 I walked over to
The Antifa Party address listed on their 401XL Political Party Brochure
And it appeared to be a fake address.
All I found was a boarded up apartment building
Ready for demolition perhaps
...and a peculiar smell seemed to hover all about the air...

Happy Saturslayyy, Saturday!

13.04.2024 15:24:32
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Daphnee_Mino
Level 39
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 47005
Reputation: 39937
Posts: 1309
Agnostica
13.04.2024 19:14:47
Daphnee_Mino

i heard anfita gang is having a picnic tomorrow, i will join and hangout with them so see what everything is about! i will also bring bimburgers...


wait maybe I will bring these


13.04.2024 19:14:47

Magalina Hagalina
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17017
Reputation: 9667
Posts: 228
Atheista
13.04.2024 19:34:17
Magalina Hagalina

make sure ta bring 'em vegan an' veggie-tarian options too, now! 
maybe some kosher an' halal... 
come to think of it, those who got dietary restrictions prob'ly are bringin' what works for them. but i reckon they might 'preciate the thoughtfulness, if y'can afford it.

oh! gluten-free. can't forget gluten-free options...

13.04.2024 19:34:17
♥ musky, crusty, famously obscene-uh ♥
Abu Hamza
Level 27
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 15120
Reputation: 9833
Posts: 488
Reasonopia
13.04.2024 23:01:57
Abu Hamza

Saturday wrote:
Isn’t it an oxymoron? Why practice Islam, the most unreasonable religion in a state called reasonopia? 
islam is the most reasonable thought form there is my sister, you just haven't found allah yet. maybe one day, inshallah. peace be with you.



13.04.2024 23:01:57
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Daphnee_Mino
Level 39
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 47005
Reputation: 39937
Posts: 1309
Agnostica
14.04.2024 16:29:23
Daphnee_Mino


eid is over but oh well... i will bring these bimburgers for hamza and his cousin..

14.04.2024 16:29:23

Slayyyocrates
Level 59
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 156910
Reputation: 10456
Posts: 572
Reasonopia
14.04.2024 16:38:20
Slayyyocrates

I am intrigued by these new Bimburger sandwich treats...Soc shall try one.

14.04.2024 16:38:20
My Marriage Slot is Open.  Hint Hint…Halobear.
Slayyyocrates’ Marriage Package Awaits Your Consent.
Vote for SM Slayyyocrates - in whatever State i am currently in.

REASONOPIA’S WALL OF CONTESTS : ACTIVATED
https://ximbo.land/forum/reasonopia-town-hall/c13
Level Up Faster with a Top Up From The Treasury!
https://youtu.be/G9tzhmgl7a8?si=wzcCXiCCubI1jDIF

#HhAeLmOlBoEcAkR @Slayyyocrates
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Wimbledon July 1-14 2024
The Olympics July 26 - August 11 2024
Daphnee_Mino
Level 39
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 47005
Reputation: 39937
Posts: 1309
Agnostica
14.04.2024 16:41:39
Daphnee_Mino

bimburgers and coffee!!! it is so inspiring to me that I wrote a poem for AGNOSTICA mini contest 


14.04.2024 16:41:39

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