Fashion is art, freedom of expression, protest...
Who here is capable of judging something so personal?
There are so many Bimbos and Himbos who created their brands by wearing bold and different looks here in the game, which makes this type of topic retrograde.
So many good things to add to the game, are you going to include just that? Judgment to say whether you are within or outside a fashion standard (unknown until then).
This topic is out of fashion.
What gives you the authority to starts such trials? We would love to know at KSLA.
In my manifesto I specifically talk about how this will NOT happen. You did not win. Why are you now forcing your points and completely undermining mine?
“No, there will be no policing of bad fashion. The issue with this is that "bad fashion" is interpretational. I believe this website to be a place of expression and creativity, and feel punishing people for doing that is a bad idea. One person might see something as bad, while another person sees it as amazing. It's too much of a can of worms. Not only that, but newer players will really struggle to be making stereotypically "good outfits" due to money restrictions. There is no such thing as bad fashion in the Republic I plan to run, I want to run a democracy, not a dictatorship.”This is what I wrote on the matter. This is what was voted in by the players. This is what the players want.
I think this just shows the absolute dire state that himbos have to sign up with and proves my point that new players have no hopes of being “good at fashion”. This is picked from the default list you are given when you sign up and it’s already considered “bad”. How is that a new players fault? Seems to me the site owner should address why he forces players to sign up with “bad” clothes and then subsequently threatens to punish them for using said clothes.
Good evening,
Let's just take a moment here to contemplate what's occurring. Chris has gone out of his way to try and make the site more right wing by saying he'll insert himself in with emergency PB powers unless he loses an election, he then loses an election, but inserts himself in as the roleplay secretary of the roleplay president (which is also himself) in order to justify the fact that he's just going to go in and change whatever he feels like with no pushback despite having no democratically bestowed power within his own democratic website. That's what's happening here.
Then for some reason, despite the fact that the actual democratically elected government have specifically stated that nobody will be punished for their choice of clothing, Chris decides that actually no, this will occur and chooses me to be his first victim. Which I personally think is hilarious, as not only does it show that realistically he doesn't care about the politics or the democracy which he so brazenly claims so often to us all, but actually - he just wants to pressure people into purchasing Senatorships and money packages in order to avoid being punished for the fact that they can't afford "good" clothing.
Not only this, I believe wholeheartedly that the actual reason he's chosen me is completely irrespective of the clothing I have (which is default clothing from the default himbo store when you first create an account). I believe, the real reason he's chosen me, is because at every opportunity; I've taken it upon myself to point out how completely and utterly ridiculous this man is and it has finally bruised his fragile masculinity. No doubt, me pointing out that he's not as politically educated, or in fact intelligent as he believes himself to be was probably the nail in the coffin.
Let's not kid ourselves, Chris is as we all know, a giant money hungry man child with not a care in the world for this website or it's community. It's goal first and foremost is to make money, he's in fact so completely out of touch with the community and it's players that when ones pipes up to point out his delusions (me) that he just comes up with some random nonsense as a scape goat to get rid of them - case and point, this post.
I mean, he didn't even take the time to look at my profile and realize I've been sitting in a gentleman's club smoking old toby pipe weed in my three piece, double breasted tailored suit, with matching pocket square and bow tie. Meanwhile he's out here wearing the classic Primark blue skinny jeans that don't fit his meagre frame, with a tucked in Primark long sleeve black tee and doesn't even have the decency to wear a belt. Don't even get me started on those completely mismatched loafers with no socks on like some sort of hipster.
Grow up you pillock.
P.S I had to use an artefact just to comment on a forum post within which I'm accused of, I don't know, attempting to bring down an entire nation's democracy by wearing a sports bra to hold in my rippling pectorals. Pectorals that might I add, Chris couldn't grow in another 45 years, the noodle man. If you're gonna try and sentence me with fashion terrorism at least have the cajones to let me respond. Coward.
Dārys Pārman
Dear Sweetasnuts,As masseuse to the honourable president Miss Bimbo, I believe you may bring truly unique viewpoints to us all.You're the only one to have ever seen her feet; the rest of the population has never seen her without her bespoke shiny heels.On the topic of fashion, however, I must point out that variety is the spice of life. In all my time as a resident of this beautiful republic, President Sindy has tirelessly worn the same high ponytail hairstyle, which brings up many questions.Is it a wig? If it's her natural hair, she may be dealing with substantial traction alopecia and could use a break from the tight pony.I notice you have also changed your skin tone, shaved your beard and donned a minimalistic outfit for your presidential candidacy.Considering you're a himbo, perhaps you have realised the difference between yours and the bimbo's shops? Upon immigration, we are all assigned a barnet from the Hairdresser section of the shop. In the bimbo shop, this consists of wigs fashioned by the original artist for Miss Bimbo and (if I'm not mistaken) the famous designer AlyssaMoon 2.0. User-made hair items, on the other hand, are uploaded under the "wigs" section. Please correct me if I am wrong.The issue with himbos, however, is that all of those items are lumped in under the same section. Thus, when himbos sign up, their starter hairstyles are chosen from a wider range of items which vary widely in style.Based on this, it is unfair to bring someone to trial for being considered "unfashionable" - style is what we make of it, and can a nation truly be free if its citizens cannot dress how they please?For this reason, I have adopted the "bald with raccoon tails" look in solidarity of the prosecuted party. I hope you understand where we are coming from and help our nation continue to be beautiful, free and just.
What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here