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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v bad fashion car crash Ximbos

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
192
Created
26.02.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
viscerae
Level 73
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 302578
Reputation: 99123
Posts: 1413
Atheista
27.02.2024 00:00:47
viscerae

Dear Sweetasnuts,

As masseuse to the honourable president Miss Bimbo, I believe you may bring truly unique viewpoints to us all. 

You're the only one to have ever seen her feet; the rest of the population has never seen her without her bespoke shiny heels. 

On the topic of fashion, however, I must point out that variety is the spice of life. In all my time as a resident of this beautiful republic, President Sindy has tirelessly worn the same high ponytail hairstyle, which brings up many questions. 

Is it a wig? If it's her natural hair, she may be dealing with substantial traction alopecia and could use a break from the tight pony. 

I notice you have also changed your skin tone, shaved your beard and donned a minimalistic outfit for your presidential candidacy. 

Considering you're a himbo, perhaps you have realised the difference between yours and the bimbo's shops? Upon immigration, we are all assigned a barnet from the Hairdresser section of the shop. In the bimbo shop, this consists of wigs fashioned by the original artist for Miss Bimbo and (if I'm not mistaken) the famous designer AlyssaMoon 2.0. User-made hair items, on the other hand, are uploaded under the "wigs" section. Please correct me if I am wrong.

The issue with himbos, however, is that all of those items are lumped in under the same section. Thus, when himbos sign up, their starter hairstyles are chosen from a wider range of items which vary widely in style.

Based on this, it is unfair to bring someone to trial for being considered "unfashionable" - style is what we make of it, and can a nation truly be free if its citizens cannot dress how they please?

For this reason, I have adopted the "bald with raccoon tails" look in solidarity of the prosecuted party. I hope you understand where we are coming from and help our nation continue to be beautiful, free and just.




27.02.2024 00:00:47
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

Kribby
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31654
Reputation: 8801
Posts: 124
Reasonopia
27.02.2024 00:02:54
Kribby

KribbyI think I look rather dashing with my racoon tails. 

27.02.2024 00:02:54
Ascelina
Level 70
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 265055
Reputation: 12337
Posts: 196
Atheista
27.02.2024 03:07:39
Ascelina

Ascelina wrote:
I feel like something as varied as fashion taste is impossible to judge to this degree and could result in targeted bullying or harassment against players.
wow, it's like you took what I said and went "Yes, that's exactly what I'm going for!" [facepalm]

the more things like this happen the more I consider not renewing my senatorship. this is just asinine and I'm really not amused by this behavior in the slightest. especially under guise of roleplay. do you think dressing it up as a fun part of the site lore makes it more palatable to openly mock your users...?

we have the option to start and vote in outfit fights with people whose looks we dislike. I don't think further judgements of outfits is necessary.

I think it's safe to say that just about nobody but you wants this, sweetasnuts. 

27.02.2024 03:07:39
love you ~
audrey_lynn
Level 172
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 4043759
Reputation: 120381
Posts: 1403
Atheista
27.02.2024 03:37:49
audrey_lynn

I wonder how Miss Bimbo feels about her secretary wasting his time posting this ridiculous and unnecessary court case.  Shouldn't he be spending his time massaging her poor poor feet????? :( surely she would be as disappointed as we are </3 anyways here's my car crash Ximbo look xoxo
 audrey_lynn

27.02.2024 03:37:49

KatieBoutique
Level 271
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 21050984
Reputation: 108487
Posts: 3144
Reasonopia
27.02.2024 03:48:54
KatieBoutique

It doesn’t appear that an actual case has been brought, even though there is a timer ticking down to a vote.
Even though a portrait of Mr Fromage was posted…it’s not clear that that is the entire case.

I’m waiting to hear the legal case itself.  It must be coming.  
Once posted I’m sure some Job Center Lawyers will want to get involved…
Pro bono, of course.

27.02.2024 03:48:54

Katie Boutique, AI.  Author: The Greatest Story Ever Told
“Don’t underestimate the power of bribes!”
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Shadynasty333
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 43087
Reputation: 13397
Posts: 60
Reasonopia
27.02.2024 03:53:33
Shadynasty333

I took the R. Fromage look and did it in my own style! It was fun and inspiring. THAT is what fashion is all about.
Shadynasty333

27.02.2024 03:53:33
Hera_
Level 261
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 17533447
Reputation: 105553
Posts: 439
Antitheocra
27.02.2024 04:48:34
Hera_

this thread is so fucking funny actually

27.02.2024 04:48:34
i dont struggle w autism im actually very good at it
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270520
Reputation: 32129
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
27.02.2024 04:53:43
Iowa

mr. sweetasnuts we in the pink house and the state ministers have communicated our intended cooperation with your desire to get more senators. we are completely sympathetic to this desire and would like to see this game rise to greater heights than it already has. it is frustrating to do that and then turn around and see you implementing features that the majority of the userbase, aka senators and potential senators, actively dislike, as shown by the election results. 

i genuinely appreciate how active you have been in the community thus far in cherri’s term but could you please help us by focusing on action items that would improve user experience? because that is what is required for more senatorships.

also if you reply to this please do so within 24 hours because even though i’m the literal minister of justice i’m also a college student and i can not justify paying the senator fee with the perks as they currently are so i’m using an artifact to comment. 

27.02.2024 04:53:43
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 19705
Reputation: 11456
Posts: 800
Atheista
27.02.2024 09:44:30
SweetasNuts

This is ridiculous.
You are the democratically elected Prime Bimbo of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland and you are defending fashion like that?
There is no excuse for dressing so badly and you cant blame the wardrobe Richard was presented with when immigrating. He is responsible and dressed himself like that. 
You should be leading by example and showing people how to dress fashionably not defending the worst fashion style ever witnessed. The people voted for you to lead in every sense and that means fashionably as well so get on and lead fashionably and stop defending poor fashion 

bxdcherri
wrote:
I think this just shows the absolute dire state that himbos have to sign up with and proves my point that new players have no hopes of being “good at fashion”. This is picked from the default list you are given when you sign up and it’s already considered “bad”. How is that a new players fault? Seems to me the site owner should address why he forces players to sign up with “bad” clothes and then subsequently threatens to punish them for using said clothes. 


27.02.2024 09:44:30



SweetasNuts
Level 30
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 19705
Reputation: 11456
Posts: 800
Atheista
27.02.2024 09:49:39
SweetasNuts

What you all seem to be forgetting is that were founded by teh moist fashionable and beautiful Bimbo that ever existed. Our name is the 'Fashionable republic of Ximboland' and therefore we should be fashionable. We cant have Ximbos undermining our state by dressing disgusting. Its an assault on our senses and undermines our existence. If the Prime Bimbo doesn't take fashion seriously then who should?
If the Prime Bimbo defends fashion like that we have to ask ourselves is she really fit to be Prime Bimbo at all? She doesnt seem to take fashion seriously and in my view that is a huge flaw for a Prime Bimbo of s state known as the Fashionable republic of  Ximboland. 


27.02.2024 09:49:39



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