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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v Iowa

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
152
Created
28.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts parody
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7110
Reputation: 5934
Posts: 400
Atheista
03.04.2024 16:24:05
SweetasNuts parody

How can a former minister of justice/pink house not know how teh site works or how teh artifacts work

03.04.2024 16:24:05
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270252
Reputation: 102906
Posts: 2761
Reasonopia
03.04.2024 16:26:15
KatieBoutique

There are now 193 Senators.  Very interesting.

03.04.2024 16:26:15

Theodora Dee
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 62741
Reputation: 21187
Posts: 652
Secville
03.04.2024 16:52:01
Theodora Dee

guys i just saw sweetasnuts fall to his knees at mr chops plastic surgery?????????? 

03.04.2024 16:52:01

SweetasNuts parody
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7110
Reputation: 5934
Posts: 400
Atheista
03.04.2024 16:55:03
SweetasNuts parody

He fell to his knees at teh smell of you wafting about SUX

03.04.2024 16:55:03
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270140
Reputation: 31635
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
03.04.2024 16:58:20
Iowa

TokiKonoe wrote:
No, you can get artifacts from chests. You can get chest when you level up, spin lottery wheel or buy them with diamonds.

You can get senator artifact from chest if you are lucky. Alternatively you can make it by fusing 3 same artifacts and paying 100 diamonds. 
i'm aware of all of these things, but i just clicked on a bunch of the sus looking senators and the majority of them are level 7-9. one was level 3. so getting a senator artifact or enough of the same artifacts to exchange for a grail from leveling up is statistically improbable.
quite a few of them were made in the middle of march. free wheel spins are every 3 days so they would have had 6-10 wheel spins if they were online every single day. there are 16 spaces on the wheel and 2 of them give you a chest, and then you would have to get lucky that if you got a chest it had either a grail or you would get enough chests with enough of the same artifacts to exchange for a grail, which is also statistically improbable. all of this would have to also have happened to multiple different accounts all at the same time.

i'm going to go out on a limb and say they didnt all get grails from just playing the game even if they were grinding. so either someone is throwing some serious money at the treasury to get a bunch of diamonds for the chance of getting a grail (which at that point why not just buy the subscription?) or someone's giving it to them

03.04.2024 16:58:20
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19270252
Reputation: 102906
Posts: 2761
Reasonopia
03.04.2024 17:16:08
KatieBoutique

You cannot exchange anything for a Grail Artifact.  It is nowhere in the list.

03.04.2024 17:16:08

Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270140
Reputation: 31635
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
03.04.2024 17:22:17
Iowa

you absolutely can, i've done it multiple times

03.04.2024 17:22:17
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
TokiKonoe
Level 264
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 18652318
Reputation: 380999
Posts: 2455
Freethinkerland
03.04.2024 17:23:07
TokiKonoe

Katie, of course you can.

Iowa, I guess it's possible to get right artifacts if you are lucky enough, it's very easy to level up at those levels and you get a chest each time you do and it alone gives ~5 artifacts. Also players get some starter diamonds too when they begin the game.
I find it highly unlikely that someone would buy diamonds just for getting artifacts for their alts, it makes no sense. Not sure what exactly you are implying by saying that someone is giving it to them? Only certain people can gift them.

03.04.2024 17:23:07
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270140
Reputation: 31635
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
03.04.2024 17:35:20
Iowa

it's completely possible. but there are, what? 17 i think? different artifacts and 3 possible levels they can be. and i don't think you get big chests (which give 5 artifacts) until higher levels.

considering chris' very inconsistent attitude on freedom of speech i don't feel inclined to state who the culprit is rn. i'm still riding the high of escaping execution, i hope you understand

03.04.2024 17:35:20
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
SweetasNuts parody
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7110
Reputation: 5934
Posts: 400
Atheista
03.04.2024 18:46:30
SweetasNuts parody

Your posts seem very targeted at some one. freedom of speech is fine in arena teh only time it was not was because of pink house not SweetasNuts. so why dont you make a topic about it so we can all know what your talking about. why you so shy now to share information you didnt care when you posted screenshots of private section without permission.

03.04.2024 18:46:30
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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