Its fun being prosecuted, you can yell at chris, which you can do in the forum, but this feels more direct lmao
the irony of being prosecuted on my day off of work is not lost on me
So apparently now i am here defending myself in this absolute circus of a website. You know the famous line, "not my circus, not my monkey"? Theres more to that. "not my circus, not my monkey, but i do know the clowns". The Clown in this circus is clearly Chris and his entourage.
Firstly, my outfit. This is a subgenre of japanese fashion.. ie a few months agos PXFC. This is Fairy Kei. A genre of japanese clothing, this genre expresses layering of clothes, motifs, and pastel colors. Are you racist against the japanese, or clearly missing out on the pxfc? That month was fun! I came in 12th i think that month and was one of my most enjoyable times playing the pxfc. Wish theyd come back with more cultural genres like this one, it was super fun.
I took inspiration from Domo and the scene kids of America. anyway..
Imagine a website where you cannot keep your most favorite, beloved outfits because of ONE PERSON? This isnt even my worst outfit, look at my trainwreck of a Red Carpet look LOL major Courtney Love Breakdown vibes. Eesh. Ive had people hate my career outfit for the gun and ive had people dislike my Sexy outfit, but i think Chris is the only one whining about my fairy kei! Its weird thinking about a grown middle aged family man seething in the middle of the night over pastel colors. Im guessing your kids are starting to get into disney and other colorful crap so you have to redirect your rage onto me about it. I get it honey, those colors can be obnoxious! But this is a land of literal pixels and codes and its not that serious <3
Also, carcrash, its not doxxing if he literally posts everything about his life on his easily findable Facebook :) I'm one of his friends and he doesnt even know it. By legal definition doxxing is giving someones full name AND address TO INCITE HARM, which i have not done. I could, dont forget that, but i havent. He made all of his information public, inluding address, childrens names, wifes name, previous address, workplace and vacation spots publi on his own will :) Fight me, im in law school. Its ok to copy and paste someones transition notes from a seperate website but i cant move other info from other websites into this website, the exact same way? Sounds hypocritical. If you ever were to drag me to court for Doxxing, Iowa has a great case too! The difference between you and i is i am not a narcassist who flings my info out there. Im sure you could find my info, but it would be harder, cause i post nothing other than my name. You literally posted your family tree to facebook lmao
Secondly, and this is directed at Chris - you want drama? You got drama. This kind of behavior will bite you in the ass because you don't know what "funrage" is. Heres a suggestion: do funrage by hosting a consenting roast session. People would flock to that. Let people sign up to be roasted by the senators and fashion police WILLINGLY and im sure youll get your online population back up. Listening to your userase is very essential to the growth of a website (but why am i telling you this, mr. first in customer service? you should know this) this circus is driving people down. And now you have all these alts who are clearly alts and not "new members" here, willing to sway elections in your favor. No one will survive on this website the further you destroy it. Id love to see the google foot traffic vs whose actually signing up because i know in the past youve boasted a million visitors in one month, but does it matter if no one is joining and interacting? Oh, they look at a screenpage, we are rich!
Seriously, Chris, this is sad. You know i work hella hours (shoutout to my blue colloar baddies) and maybe youre jealous that i actually work for my money, but this is not the way. Id love to just make money on the backs of bimbos, i respect the hustle. But youre catching this website on fire and subsequently burning your wallet.
I just wat Bimboland to be fun again jfc! If i get kicked, whatever - i work 12 hrs a day, i get on here for an hour before i go to bed to wake up and do it all over again. This websites sucked since like the end of Feb. I can easily take my time elsewhere. The game is not that important to me anymore which is sad cause it used to be. I think my new footspa is more enriching than this website in terms of use of my time.
Do whatever, ill cope. But you wont be able to.
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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
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Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
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Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
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