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Twisted fairytale /FTL state contest 17.06. - 23.06.2024.

Posts
89
Created
17.06.2024
Author
Blecky89
HayleeBlue
Level 153
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2847390
Reputation: 103894
Posts: 232
Freethinkerland
19.06.2024 06:53:18
HayleeBlue

HayleeBlue
Once upon a time, Goldilocks broke into a house, helped herself to some food she found laid out on a table, smashed up the furniture, and dommed whoever lived there by sleeping in one of their beds. When she awoke she found three rather startled bears, who she proceeded to slaughter with a nearby axe. She then turned their pelts into a selection of stuffed toys and a rather fetching hat. The End.
(this entry is for fun, loved the concept, but if banners are available to out of state ppl I would love one pls <3)

19.06.2024 06:53:18
Slick_D
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 212789
Reputation: 46475
Posts: 1085
Freethinkerland
19.06.2024 07:11:24
Slick_D

Slick_D
The twist is, i'm not a prince at all. I'm just a servant that has used his position to do away with the prince using princes own sword. His clothes fit well don't they. Now let me rule and be a tryrant, not like that old fancypants prince.

19.06.2024 07:11:24

S L I C K__D








Daphnee_Mino
Level 39
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 46935
Reputation: 39932
Posts: 1307
Agnostica
19.06.2024 15:06:03
Daphnee_Mino

Love that story!!!

19.06.2024 15:06:03

Melissa2519
Level 61
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 176244
Reputation: 53823
Posts: 156
Freethinkerland
19.06.2024 15:33:23
Melissa2519

Alice was infected with the Mad Hatters madness, she got sick of the White Rabbit and his constant blabbering so she ended his life. 
And she liked the feeling of killing so it will be not a question of if she kills again but a question of when and who might the next victim be?
Melissa2519

19.06.2024 15:33:23
Bimbl6
Level 97
Status: Fashion Designer
Sex Appeal: 722499
Reputation: 68750
Posts: 447
Secville
19.06.2024 15:56:12
Bimbl6

Bimbl6
Dropping in from out of state with the big bad wolf that finally got its treat. Why wait in some old ladies clothes for a picnic basket when there's a delectable morsel roaming through the woods.

19.06.2024 15:56:12
˚₊‧꒰ა ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚we are kind creatures over here


Killer Queen has already touched this signature
xXMonsterDollXx
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 67578
Reputation: 26996
Posts: 182
Freethinkerland
19.06.2024 19:49:29
xXMonsterDollXx

xXMonsterDollXx
The mermaid hadn't thought twice upon the price when the sea witch offered her legs.
The deal was made but the prince didn't recognize her.. Didn't love her.
Well She was going to gain his heart one way or another.
After all a deal is a deal.



19.06.2024 19:49:29
just another dead girl walking 
KirstyD8
Level 150
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 2646904
Reputation: 325487
Posts: 4688
Freethinkerland
19.06.2024 22:16:19
KirstyD8

Snow White afraid that her father, The King, would have children with her new stepmother Queen Grimhilde, and would no longer be considered to take the throne, hatched a plan to kill her father while also framing Queen Grimhilde in putting her in a sleeping curse and thus brandishing her "The Evil Queen". It worked for years until the two of the seven dwarfs overheard Snow White having a conversation with a bandit in another plot to ousts The Evil Queen talking about how far their plan has come and how close they was to ruling the kingdom together. The two dwarfs told the other five about what they overheard and agreed to tell the Prince who decided they would expose Snow White. They do and the people of the kingdom was able to see the true face of "The Evil Queen"- Queen Grimhilde of Love.
KirstyD8

19.06.2024 22:16:19
Beautiful in my own way❤️  {pronouns = Thou/Thouself
audrey_lynn
Level 172
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 4043759
Reputation: 120381
Posts: 1403
Atheista
19.06.2024 22:26:18
audrey_lynn

When Belle went to the beast's castle looking for her father, she was too afraid to take his place and left her father there as a prisoner.  She went back to the village alone and had no choice but to marry Gaston.  Now she is stuck as the overworked housewife she never wanted to be (thanks for hosting blecky! <3)
audrey_lynn

19.06.2024 22:26:18

SinksTears
Level 109
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1014879
Reputation: 71853
Posts: 1707
Antitheocra
20.06.2024 03:24:28
SinksTears

ALICE FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND!!

Alice coming back from the psych ward to only end up burning her family and mansion down to the ground.

"MY FAMILY ARE SUCH LIARS, LIARS, LIARS!! THE RABBIT IT REAL I SWEAR!! HOW DO THEY NOT SEE WHAT I SEE?! But then again, they have been sleeping for days now... WELL, ITS THERE FAULT THEY DIDNT BELIEVE ME THAT THE WHITE RABBIT WAS REAL!! BURN BURN BURN!!"
SinksTears
Can I have a banner please?





20.06.2024 03:24:28
 
 
 

zotagada
Level 175
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4219884
Reputation: 41546
Posts: 885
Agnostica
20.06.2024 07:19:45
zotagada

omg I love this theme so much!! so fascinating to see & read everyone’s outfits and stories!!! very very creative all of you

20.06.2024 07:19:45



meowrrrrrrrrr >:3

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