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Update and Election reminder - 1/8/2024

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04.07.2024
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
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Atheista
04.07.2024 11:48:53
SweetasNuts

Hello Ximboland

An update:

1) Thanks to Prime Xmbo Halo and her government for their continued hardwork and support of our democracy. Halo has proved that it is possible to govern without the need to silence her critics. Whilst many people may not agree with her decisions or opinions its clear that she has a love for Ximboland and a strong sense of community.
Thanks to Halo and her ministers.

2) In our continued effort to create the best community of the internet bar none from August 1st we will make a few tweaks and changes.
Historically we have elected 1 Prime Ximbo at these elections and no ministers but form August we will make these changes -

a) I will become the 'temporary' Prime Ximbo
b) We will be governed by a team of 4 ministers. You will elect 3 ministers - Fashion, Entertainment and Foreign/Marketing Ministers
c) I will choose the Justice Minister
d) The treasury funds will be evenly split between the 4 ministers with nothing going to me/Prime Ximbo
e) Downvotes will be removed to get rid of posting anxiety
f) We will focus on the positive aspects of Ximboland life eg fashion and fun so the Xemocracy arena and court forums will be moved lowerdown. They are contentious but important areas but perhaps better suited hidden away lower down in Town Square
g) New stylish logo and background will be added.(See below)
f) A new X feed will be added so you can Xeet and reXeet
h) new ministerial badges added

More detail about the above:

a) The Prime Ximbo job has become too big for one person to do effectively. Its become apparent that the only way forward is for us to divide governance up between 4 x ministers. I put myself forward to be the glue between the ministers until such a time when you too can elect the Prime Ximbo. The Prime Ximbos Should always be someone whom works for us (Ximboland corporation) and you (the Ximboland citizens). So when the time is right I will step aside and you can elect a new Prime Ximbo.

b) In the meantime on August 1st you will vote for and decide the Ministers of Fashion, Entertainment and Foreign affairs/Marketing. I will make another post giving more details about these roles.

c) I will choose the Minister of Justice.
The minister of Justice is the most contentious and interesting role of all. Along with Minister of Fashion they are the most important roles in all of Ximboland. This is the Ximbo whom will have the power to dictate the level of humour/openness and freedom of speech here in Ximboland. For that reason we will give them the power to jail Ximbos at their own discretion for 7 days max.

One important point here is regards to whom I appoint.
In order to maintain balance and fairness I will give this power and appoint Ximbos from the opposite ends of the censorship spectrum for alternate terms/elections. This means we will have different levels of censorship alternating every 3 months. For example for this next term I will appoint someone who primarily believes in lower governance and more freedom of speech.
For the term after this I will appoint someone whom believes in a more rule based system and more censorship with less freedom of speech. And so on and so forth.

I will share more on Minister roles soon.

What do you think about these changes?
Are we on the right path to uniting Ximboland and creating the best community on the internet bar none?


04.07.2024 11:48:53



SweetasNuts
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Atheista
04.07.2024 11:49:09
SweetasNuts

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04.07.2024 11:49:09



tibby
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Agnostica
04.07.2024 11:54:04
tibby

i really love the current logo for ximboland, please dont change it :(
also i think that while yes, the role of prime ximbo is far too big a job for one person at a time, to take away that role from the community altogether will greatly lessen people's interest in the game, due to the lack of control we have over out own government. i dont see why we cant elect our own prime ximbo and ministers without an interim

04.07.2024 11:54:04
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Slayyyocrates
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Reasonopia
04.07.2024 12:07:10
Slayyyocrates

I'm on board with this 100%.  You have the complete support of the Ximdependent Party.
Reasonopia is now The Only Conservative State (Restored) in Ximboland
and as long as I am State Minister it is going to not only stay that way but grow exponentially.

Slyyyocrates the Builder
State Minister - Reasonopia
The Construction State

 

04.07.2024 12:07:10
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Dye96
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Freethinkerland
04.07.2024 12:19:56
Dye96

still remember the days when the site owner used to tell us we must let no one talk shit about the site. it's fun that now it's not applicable anymore! congrats to the PH on being lucky enough to witness this!

04.07.2024 12:19:56
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Jada Smith
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Atheista
04.07.2024 12:20:46
Jada Smith

> I will become the 'temporary' Prime Ximbo
Is there any particular reason? or are you just taking over because you feel like it? And all PXs are temporary. thats the whole point of an election dummy

> We will be governed by a team of 4 ministers. You will elect 3 ministers - Fashion, Entertainment and Foreign/Marketing Ministers
Splitting workloads im presuming (i dont use this very often). Good idea

> I will choose the Justice Minister
?!?!? This seems a bit silly. Why do you get to choose that?

> The treasury funds will be evenly split between the 4 ministers with nothing going to me/Prime Ximbo
Fair enough. As it should be :)

> Downvotes will be removed to get rid of posting anxiety
There is a reason downvotes exist. Theres nothing anxious about posting a message, and if its stupid / a bad take / totally insane there should be a conduit for people to communicate that they disagree. If you remove downvotes people will just quote a message and say "this is stupid. dont ever post anything like this again.", Which is alot more anxiety inducing than just a downvote.

> We will focus on the positive aspects of Ximboland life eg fashion and fun so the Xemocracy arena and court forums will be moved lowerdown. They are contentious but important areas but perhaps better suited hidden away lower down in Town Square
Cool i guess

> New stylish logo and background will be added.(See below)
What is that? lmfao. It looks like you opened powerpoint and used the word art button. The logo you already have is zany and fun. Which is the whole point of this site. to be expressive and to be unapologetically yourself. What you're doing is the same thing corporations do - Simplification - It doesnt work for most people because its unnecessary. If you want a logo you should put it to the community to a) create it and b) vote on it. You shouldnt just get to go "oh this is new logo btw" 

> A new X feed will be added so you can Xeet and reXeet
lol

> new ministerial badges added
no idea what this means but im sure more is better :)


04.07.2024 12:20:46
Beautiful_KayKay
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Secville
04.07.2024 12:22:52
Beautiful_KayKay

Why are you saying this just now@Sweetasnuts if this is from January

04.07.2024 12:22:52
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tibby
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Agnostica
04.07.2024 12:43:44
tibby

Slayyyocrates wrote: (original post HERE)
I'm on board with this 100%. You have the complete support of the Ximdependent Party. Reasonopia is now The Only Conservative State (Restored) in Ximboland and as long as I am State Minister it is going to not only stay that way but grow...
there are a many good aspects of this update SOC, however, there are glaring issue i'm unsure you can truly support wholeheartedly.
as jada addressed, removing downvotes does not make it a more positive site, it only means people who disagree with you will go a more personal route, directly quoting your post to degrade you instead of leaving a simple downvote. the new logo as well directly goes against the camp and glamor of XL, being glorified word art. i can appreciate your positivity, though in this instance it seems more blinded than rational my dear SOC. you're a delight to banter with in your competitions, but surely as a conservative you must also wish to preserve the freedoms of expression the current system enables.

04.07.2024 12:43:44
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selfdiagnosedprincezz
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Atheista
04.07.2024 13:17:57
selfdiagnosedprincezz

While I appreciate the idea of getting rid of downvotes to make people feel more safe.. It won't. People can still reply to their comments and say nasty things, and they do. As others said, I feel like getting rid of downvotes will only make it worse. It's also a bit hypocritical considering SAN's past behavior and how he has treated people. But also.. Don't change the logo!!

04.07.2024 13:17:57
Jada Smith
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Posts: 218
Atheista
04.07.2024 13:22:06
Jada Smith

> Downvotes will be removed to get rid of posting anxiety
upon a little more inspection. I think the real reason that you're removing them is not to get rid of posting anxiety for everyone on the site. Just for yourself. I think it upsets you that people seem to dislike most of the messages you send and it makes you not want to post, and you think removing that will make you personally - rather than the entire site - feel better. 
I hate to do a psychoanalysis on you but Christ. I can see why you would want to lol. I've only went back a few pages (I cant see senator chat 'unfortunately')
https://ibb.co/FbQ9LFS
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If it upsets you that people don't like the things you say, and MANY people clearly don't, You should try considering it from their point of view. Maybe there's a reason? :)

04.07.2024 13:22:06

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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