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Update and Election reminder - 1/8/2024

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04.07.2024
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SweetasNuts
Dad
Dad
Level 47
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 80600
Reputation: 33333
Posts: 211
Reasonopia
04.07.2024 13:27:08
Dad

Dye96 wrote: (original post HERE)
still remember the days when the site owner used to tell us we must let no one talk shit about the site. it's fun that now it's not applicable anymore! congrats to the PH on being lucky enough to witness this!
I remember the days when the PB would ban you for making fun of her in a discord server and petitioned Mariolka to give trolls like ButterfIy total ban immunity. Don't forget that the reason Chris felt the need to come back and step in was because of the actions you and your friends took in the court.

04.07.2024 13:27:08
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

Jada Smith
Level 18
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 4424
Posts: 218
Atheista
04.07.2024 13:37:03
Jada Smith

> A republic, based on the Latin phrase res publica ('public affair'), is a state in which political power rests with the public through their representatives.
This is not a republic. point a) and point c) prove that. You are appointing yourself as not just 'a' representative, but 'the' representative. You're also appointing a head for what is essentially 'censorship'. Which a) should be the publics decision as to who and b) not really exist at all. There are rules. The public should vote on those rules. If the rules are not clear then someone should go out of their way to expand the rules, show the public how they've detailed them, and have them choose to put it in. There's always ambiguity, but the public can and will decide that. If not through someone they ask to place in power then through messages on this very forum where they will complain and ask for retribution.

04.07.2024 13:37:03
BlondeOnTheInside
Level 47
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Reputation: 19759
Posts: 127
Freethinkerland
04.07.2024 13:40:21
BlondeOnTheInside

i actually like most of these changes but would rather the players elected the MoJ and the logo stayed as it is now. :^)

04.07.2024 13:40:21
            

KatieBoutique
Level 271
Status: Senator
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Reputation: 106532
Posts: 2985
Reasonopia
04.07.2024 13:55:09
KatieBoutique

I'm fine with downvotes just look at the downvotes SAN is getting.
And this is not the past.  This is part of the now.
I'm for letting SAN take the reigns with a new crew and see where it leads.
I'm for entertainment.
I'm for plunging headfirst into the unknown.
Nothing SAN has brought to the table is controversial.  Good Lord!  Nothing!  Not even a new logo or flag or whatever.
There are people who are carrying grudges from the past and they need to get over it already.
18 downvotes will turn to 60 before this election happens and STILL that's only 20% of the playing citizens.
Don't let upvotes or downvotes fool you.  They are meaningless.

The only question I have is: what are you prepared to do about this?
Running for one of the minister positions is a good start.
Or just continuing as normal because this is just one of thousands of posts in this forum
and nothing about the game has changed...except one thing!

And that one thing is the newest, greatest exploit and creative element of them all: alts

04.07.2024 13:55:09
Katherine Madison Boutique, AI.
CEO - Ximdependent Films, Inc
Slayto: "Look Katie!  The panic is already setting in: 13 downvotes so far!"
tibby
Level 37
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Posts: 1253
Agnostica
04.07.2024 14:06:11
tibby

not controversial? it quite clearly is
i attempt to pay no mind to the drama of ximboland as i find it distracts from my love of the game. but you cannot say the removal of downvotes, change to the logo, and a self appointed PX isnt controversial

04.07.2024 14:06:11
   hot bimbos upvote each other xx

Jada Smith
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4360
Reputation: 4424
Posts: 218
Atheista
04.07.2024 14:11:29
Jada Smith

>  I'm for letting SAN take the reigns with a new crew and see where it leads.
The point is that this is supposed to be a republic. If SAN wants to run it then he'd better get the votes :)
>  And this is not the past. This is part of the now.
The now is that SAN currently has 18 people who disagree with this. its only been 3 hours.
>  Don't let upvotes or downvotes fool you. They are meaningless.
They certainly mean something if someone wants to remove them. If, as SAN wants to say, it makes people anxious, then it must make people anxious for a reason.
>  Running for one of the minister positions is a good start.
I'm not a fan of administerial positions. + As far as I can tell I need to 'Take my head from up my own arse' and buy senator in order to do something like that. :^)
> and nothing about the game has changed...except one thing!
I don't think you actually read the starter post :) To my eyes it said that 7 things were going to change. and that's not counting any number of the other updates I'm sure have happened that I haven't looked at

If SAN thinks there needs to be some 'glue' to keep the minister jobs together, then why not be an 'Advisor' instead? No power, just advice from a clear intellectual beacon and wealth of xl knowledge. though id hope that the people who are getting the positions have their own knowledge and intelect 









04.07.2024 14:11:29
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
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Reputation: 335789
Posts: 1903
Agnostica
04.07.2024 14:19:15
craigslist-stripper

chris really likes finding ways to force himself in as prime ximbo since no one will actually elect him lol

are you actually going to fucking work this time? last time you couldn’t even be assed to give us a new PXFC theme. i dont know why you are lusting so hard for a job you show zero desire to actually perform? 

also the new logo looks like the gd Claire’s logo they’ve been sporting for the last 20+ years. same color same font and everything lol. personally i like the old zany one much better. but i get it, you were too lazy to crop the spot where the X used to be a B so you figured you would fire up Microsoft word and just type up a new one in futura bold. whack

no one wants to get rid of dislikes and this new minister thing is convoluted. 

boooo we hate it and your pussy stinks 

04.07.2024 14:19:15

ladabunni
Level 65
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 218573
Reputation: 69482
Posts: 361
Atheista
04.07.2024 14:32:17
ladabunni

That new logo is hideous. Not stylish at all. Ew

04.07.2024 14:32:17
 
Daphnee_Mino
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31973
Reputation: 29251
Posts: 953
Agnostica
04.07.2024 14:36:15
Daphnee_Mino

Hello sweetagnuts We are going purple?

04.07.2024 14:36:15

SweetChilli
Level 15
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2416
Reputation: 1792
Posts: 12
Reasonopia
04.07.2024 14:41:07
SweetChilli

look you found a new way to sink the website.
what an imaginative boy.

04.07.2024 14:41:07

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