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☆ Ximbo Noir ☆

Posts
73
Created
30.04.2022
Author
LillyAnn
Nameless
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1147
Reputation: 943
Posts: 3
Freethinkerland
03.05.2022 22:39:55
Nameless

Nameless

03.05.2022 22:39:55
Pashoom
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 92428
Reputation: 28969
Posts: 14
Freethinkerland
04.05.2022 03:50:53
Pashoom

Pashoom

04.05.2022 03:50:53
trixtersslut
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18946
Reputation: 11875
Posts: 30
Freethinkerland
04.05.2022 07:33:05
trixtersslut

❝ The hell ya mean THE MANNEQUIN is the killer, Jack? What are ya? Outta ya damn mind?! ❞
❝ D-detective, I wouldn't bring this damn thing if the evidence didn't match up in the first place - the loose pearls on the scene, no fingerprints ... and why the hell was this thing SITTIN' PRETTY at the scene when there were signs of struggle all over? Murderer bumped into this thing, said sorry, stood it back up, and went back at it? ❞
❝ ... I'll bite, Jack. Why isn't it ALIVE now then? ❞
❝ That's the thing, sir - that forensic intern getting strangled that late shift at the scene? So bad, poor kid had to get a neck brace? Yeah. it only comes alive at NIGHT. ❞



04.05.2022 07:33:05

Janeze321
Level 151
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2706454
Reputation: 654444
Posts: 10722
Freethinkerland
04.05.2022 10:58:35
Janeze321

Janeze321

04.05.2022 10:58:35
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
ShamanGal
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 58616
Reputation: 32244
Posts: 1723
Freethinkerland
04.05.2022 17:52:42
ShamanGal

ShamanGal

04.05.2022 17:52:42
"We stopped checking for monsters under our beds when we realized they were inside us"
 




Catthew
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2159
Reputation: 1696
Posts: 12
Freethinkerland
wtfbuttercup
Level 14
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2065
Reputation: 1308
Posts: 2
Freethinkerland
04.05.2022 20:19:17
wtfbuttercup

wtfbuttercup
or whatever my signature says 

04.05.2022 20:19:17
'' I don't get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous '' Alyssa edwards
Totgeburt
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 44568
Reputation: 19857
Posts: 27
Freethinkerland
05.05.2022 00:05:38
Totgeburt

Gisèle had been living alone in the manor for years. The death of her husband had slowly made her go insane and she would never be the woman she was before. Some said she developed an alcohol problem, as she would never be seen without a glass in her hand, but Gisèle just called it her big girl medicine. She was a lady through and through and would never let her guard down, exuding grace and power everywhere she went, the epitome of self control. Men admired her, following her every move and being the most elegant bachelorette in town, she had lots of lovers, who were ocasionally seen following her into the manor late at night. Was it a coincidence that every so often one of them went missing? She could make a man do anything, but what was her real secret?


05.05.2022 00:05:38
CaptainCreamie
Level 12
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1118
Reputation: 934
Posts: 3
Freethinkerland
05.05.2022 01:16:54
CaptainCreamie


all eyes had been on her the entire night, she was beautiful, fierce, and walked with pride in each step she took. She got the attention of everyone within the room that night, although not all were admiring her beauty... 

05.05.2022 01:16:54
ms laura
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11719
Reputation: 6872
Posts: 4
Freethinkerland
05.05.2022 05:40:12
ms laura

ms lauraDuring a cold day of winter, she was there standing in the midle of a frozen forest, she never showed a hint of being cold or even the intention of warming up, she was just standing there waiting for the lover that she will never see again, Both her heart and her stood firm and frozen for the eternity like an ice queen

05.05.2022 05:40:12
Big asses rules the world!!!!

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
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What is a Ximbo senator?
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Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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The Forum.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Pink

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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