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Created
30.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116600
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
04.05.2024 20:03:32
KittyOnyx

i just think its so funny. its more than likely in the middle of the night, his kids and wife are dead asleep, and i think that is temporary dye. Its extremely funny thinking about him sneaking out of his bedroom in the middle of the night to be "sweeeeeetasnuts" on video lol. also not over reacting, im quite literally encouraging him. its funny

04.05.2024 20:03:32

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
04.05.2024 20:18:47
SweetasNuts parody

Its pathetic that all people like you do is bring his private life on teh site. should we be worried that you seem obsessed with his family?

04.05.2024 20:18:47
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116600
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
04.05.2024 20:21:34
KittyOnyx

not saying anything he hasnt already posted online. also youre a parody account.. we can talk obsession all day lol at least im not pretending to be him

04.05.2024 20:21:34

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
04.05.2024 20:25:57
SweetasNuts parody

right so its cool to use to take a shot at him. you are just trying to get a rise out of him talking about his family cause he does not give you what you want when you are going just at him.

04.05.2024 20:25:57
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116600
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
04.05.2024 20:27:38
KittyOnyx

And he wants to get a rise out of others too. Sounds like hes getting that entertainment he so desperately wanted! :D

04.05.2024 20:27:38

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
04.05.2024 20:30:22
SweetasNuts parody

Did he go after your family? no just little low lifes like you go low cause you cant do anything else. yet you still wont get a reaction cause you are a namesless sexless and genderless avatar

04.05.2024 20:30:22
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116600
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
04.05.2024 20:34:36
KittyOnyx

seems to be working considering you sound to have been given a rise my dear boy

04.05.2024 20:34:36

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42580
Posts: 1895
Atheista
04.05.2024 21:51:46
Bimbo Pimp

KittyOnyx wrote: (original post HERE)
its more than likely in the middle of the night, his kids and wife are dead asleep, and i think that is temporary dye. Its extremely funny thinking about him sneaking out of his bedroom in the middle of the night to be "sweeeeeetasnuts" on video lol.
Haha, he's not a kid with a bedtime - us grown-ups stay up all night for various reasons. Are you subtly discriminating against age by teasing an older man about his hair dye? Kitty, that's agesim!! naughty naughty :3



04.05.2024 21:51:46
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116600
Reputation: 24462
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 02:46:47
KittyOnyx

Got me there. but i still like to imagine his wife has no idea hes arguing with women on what is essentially barbie.com in secret

05.05.2024 02:46:47

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
05.05.2024 16:54:59
SweetasNuts parody

did you just misgender most of teh site?
Funny As Hell GIF - Funny As Hell GIFs

05.05.2024 16:54:59
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
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April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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