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30.04.2024
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KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 17:20:06
KittyOnyx

Yapper behavior

05.05.2024 17:20:06

CarCrashBimbo
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Posts: 611
Agnostica
05.05.2024 18:35:08
CarCrashBimbo

>>>>>KittyOnyx Status: Legal Alien

Eschew the Flatlands and become a citizen of Ximboland.

CarCrashBimbo
Fired Minister and Victim of The French 75


05.05.2024 18:35:08

KittyOnyx
Level 53
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Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 18:49:59
KittyOnyx

My dude, I'm trying to get my papers, the question that's stopping me is "what day is bimbo day" and nothing on the faq says anything about bimboday. HOWEVER there is national women's day, which i am assuming is also bimboday, since you know xhris is sexist and thinks of all women as bimbos. Perhaps he should fix that, or make it more clear that women's day is also bimbo day in his books? That's the only question ive realized is holding me back. When my 24hrs are up ill have my citizenship. That one question is tricky simply because its honestly sexist and doesn't specifically day bimboday

05.05.2024 18:49:59

TokiKonoe
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Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 19:06:46
TokiKonoe

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

You can find the whole thing from FAQ at the bottom of the page :)

05.05.2024 19:06:46
CarCrashBimbo
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Agnostica
05.05.2024 19:29:11
CarCrashBimbo

KittyOnyx wrote: (original post HERE)
My dude <PLONK>
Real Life Xhris is Not A Sexist.
You don't know Jack Xhit about him in Real Life.
You Xuck with him in every post you make...and then bring in
His Wife...his kids...his real life coffee shop...his past.
You bring them all into Ximboland and then trash them too.

And TOKI...you do nothing to stop her or help him.  Instead...you give her the answers.
Chris Our Owner is playing a game, like we are all playing a game,
and in real life he is freaking awesome.
He is loved, appreciated, celebrated as a great guy in his community.

But not here.  I quote:

"What a steaming pile of horseshxt"  
Marlon Brando - Last Tango in Paris


05.05.2024 19:29:11

KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 24472
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 19:31:14
KittyOnyx

TokiKonoe wrote: (original post HERE)
When are the national holidays of Ximbo land? Jan 1st ­ New years day Feb 12th ­ Darwin day Feb 14th ­ Lovers day March 8th ­ Womens day March 21st ­ Spring solstice April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday) May 3rd ­...
I chose that day as well. not sure what i am choosing wrong. That also is a huge difference to neurodivergent people.. you cant call the same holiday 2 things without making that clear. August 2nd just sounds like founders day, not bimboday. I legit would have thought thats a seperate day from bimbo day.


05.05.2024 19:31:14

Bimbo Pimp
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Posts: 1919
Atheista
05.05.2024 20:08:56
Bimbo Pimp

ah I love the holidays, it is nice to have darwinism celebrated. Biological evolution is amazing. The Internet republic of Ximboland national day doesn't sound like Bimboday? Please explain Kitty, I'd like to understand.




05.05.2024 20:08:56
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KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116794
Reputation: 24472
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 20:18:29
KittyOnyx

Founders day sounds like the founding of ximboland, like in the terms of showing off history and stuff regarding the site, in the site. Bimboday sounds like some holiday that people all over the internet and in reality would celebrate; i thought this was some kind of fun holiday that was like well known in the internet sphere. In my mind, bimboday is about bimbos from everywhere online and offline, where founders day sounds like a day specifically about this site.

When i think of ximboland founding day, i think of like, sindy laarson coming over in the boat, i think of the friends ive made, i think of the crazes and everything about the site. i do not narrow it down to a singular bimbo or just bimboism because there are more aesthetics on this site than bimboism.
But when i hear bimboday, i think of the word bimbo, and what it means to be a bimbo. i do not think of ximboland when i hear the word bimbo in its own context, and i feel like this makes sense because, youre right, this is a website and different from "flatlands". When i think of bimboday i think of some feminist movement that people were to reference and celebrate in the flatland, not just ximboland. I hope this helps explain what i perceive as a difference in wording.
Id also like to apologize. I wrongfully assumed Chris had labeled womens day as bimboday because he is, to me, a sexist. That was incorrect and can admit when im wrong. that assumption was wrong and i apologize for that.

05.05.2024 20:18:29

Bimbo Pimp
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Atheista
05.05.2024 20:33:41
Bimbo Pimp

We do not have American Citizen Day,  we have Independence Day or July 4th, whichever name you prefer. The concept of celebrating bimbos in real life is not a thing, but in Ximboland, the celebration of bimbos does exist. Not trying to be mean to you but I don't understand your logic, Kitty.

05.05.2024 20:33:41
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KittyOnyx
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Reputation: 24472
Posts: 555
Freethinkerland
05.05.2024 20:51:37
KittyOnyx

Thats because the 4th of July is a widely known holiday hun, im saying i have never heard of bimboday associated with founders day and the two just did not make interchangable sense. You cannot seriously be comparing ximbolands founding day to the 4th, are you? I don't want to offend you but i think you may be purposely being daft. Either way, i explained it the best i could, and now i know different. I think my logic made a lot of sense given ximboland isnt as huge of a thing as you may think it is, outside this sphere of the internet. One could easily get "bimboday" and "founders day" confused when a bimbo culture exists in "flatland" or whatever you call reality. I just simply wouldnt have put the 2 together. Ximboland and bimbo are inherently different offline and i was using my real-life, logical thinking.

05.05.2024 20:51:37

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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