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20.04.2019
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Gerry
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46319
Reputation: 21580
Posts: 52
Freethinkerland
13.09.2020 15:29:07
Gerry


Once there had been a little hoe that sold her only child who had giant warts oozing all over him. I've hated that. And as expected, she decided she wanted to buy herself a Gucci bag to feel younger. Few days after she went to her doctor because her new bag ripped which caused migraines. Out of overabundant stomachaches she fell into a coma. But strangely she sleepwalked towards all stores, breaking the showcase-window and stole a refrigerator. When Yoda, her sugar daddy asked "How dare you blow a guy's big balloon, when he's ridiculously sleepy with COVID?" She screamed "It's all over!” and left. After that she transformed into the most fluffy dog. Outside, she walked around until two elves decided to cough up three cockroaches who danced around her. The cockroaches suddenly stopped dancing because I smacked the hoe on the cheek. OUCH she yelled,wot the fuck? is that


13.09.2020 15:29:07

Gerry
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46319
Reputation: 21580
Posts: 52
Freethinkerland
14.09.2020 20:26:04
Gerry

Once there had been a little hoe that sold her only child who had giant warts oozing all over him. I've hated that. And as expected, she decided she wanted to buy herself a Gucci bag to feel younger. Few days after she went to her doctor because her new bag ripped which caused migraines. Out of overabundant stomachaches she fell into a coma. But strangely she sleepwalked towards all stores, breaking the showcase-window and stole a refrigerator. When Yoda, her sugar daddy asked "How dare you blow a guy's big balloon, when he's ridiculously sleepy with COVID?" She screamed "It's all over!” and left. After that she transformed into the most fluffy dog. Outside, she walked around until two elves decided to cough up three cockroaches who danced around her. The cockroaches suddenly stopped dancing because I smacked the hoe on the cheek. OUCH she yelled,wot the fuck? is this dildo

14.09.2020 20:26:04

bigiron
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 881650
Reputation: 162505
Posts: 1342
Atheista
18.09.2020 22:01:12
bigiron

Once there had been a little hoe that sold her only child who had giant warts oozing all over him. I've hated that. And as expected, she decided she wanted to buy herself a Gucci bag to feel younger. Few days after she went to her doctor because her new bag ripped which caused migraines. Out of overabundant stomachaches she fell into a coma. But strangely she sleepwalked towards all stores, breaking the showcase-window and stole a refrigerator. When Yoda, her sugar daddy asked "How dare you blow a guy's big balloon, when he's ridiculously sleepy with COVID?" She screamed "It's all over!” and left. After that she transformed into the most fluffy dog. Outside, she walked around until two elves decided to cough up three cockroaches who danced around her. The cockroaches suddenly stopped dancing because I smacked the hoe on the cheek. OUCH she yelled, "Wot the fuck? Is this dildo smacking

18.09.2020 22:01:12

bogus
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2579
Reputation: 2526
Posts: 55
Atheista
18.09.2020 22:02:27
bogus

Once there had been a little hoe that sold her only child who had giant warts oozing all over him. I've hated that. And as expected, she decided she wanted to buy herself a Gucci bag to feel younger. Few days after she went to her doctor because her new bag ripped which caused migraines. Out of overabundant stomachaches she fell into a coma. But strangely she sleepwalked towards all stores, breaking the showcase-window and stole a refrigerator. When Yoda, her sugar daddy asked "How dare you blow a guy's big balloon, when he's ridiculously sleepy with COVID?" She screamed "It's all over!” and left. After that she transformed into the most fluffy dog. Outside, she walked around until two elves decided to cough up three cockroaches who danced around her. The cockroaches suddenly stopped dancing because I smacked the hoe on the cheek. OUCH she yelled, "Wot the fuck? Is this dildo smacking me

18.09.2020 22:02:27
*squeezes my boobs*
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3227755
Reputation: 314055
Posts: 6736
Freethinkerland
18.09.2020 22:14:09
CinnamonSugar

Once there had been a little hoe that sold her only child who had giant warts oozing all over him. I've hated that. And as expected, she decided she wanted to buy herself a Gucci bag to feel younger. Few days after she went to her doctor because her new bag ripped which caused migraines. Out of overabundant stomachaches she fell into a coma. But strangely she sleepwalked towards all stores, breaking the showcase-window and stole a refrigerator. When Yoda, her sugar daddy asked "How dare you blow a guy's big balloon, when he's ridiculously sleepy with COVID?" She screamed "It's all over!” and left. After that she transformed into the most fluffy dog. Outside, she walked around until two elves decided to cough up three cockroaches who danced around her. The cockroaches suddenly stopped dancing because I smacked the hoe on the cheek. OUCH she yelled, "Wot the fuck? Is this dildo smacking me?" 
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18.09.2020 22:14:09
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bbjelly
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50796
Reputation: 19863
Posts: 230
Atheista
18.09.2020 22:20:23
bbjelly

Once there had been a little hoe that sold her only child who had giant warts oozing all over him. I've hated that. And as expected, she decided she wanted to buy herself a Gucci bag to feel younger. Few days after she went to her doctor because her new bag ripped which caused migraines. Out of overabundant stomachaches she fell into a coma. But strangely she sleepwalked towards all stores, breaking the showcase-window and stole a refrigerator. When Yoda, her sugar daddy asked "How dare you blow a guy's big balloon, when he's ridiculously sleepy with COVID?" She screamed "It's all over!” and left. After that she transformed into the most fluffy dog. Outside, she walked around until two elves decided to cough up three cockroaches who danced around her. The cockroaches suddenly stopped dancing because I smacked the hoe on the cheek. OUCH she yelled, "Wot the fuck? Is this dildo smacking me?"
I threw

18.09.2020 22:20:23
<————-sasuke
Gerry
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46319
Reputation: 21580
Posts: 52
Freethinkerland
18.09.2020 22:48:12
Gerry

Once there had been a little hoe that sold her only child who had giant warts oozing all over him. I've hated that. And as expected, she decided she wanted to buy herself a Gucci bag to feel younger. Few days after she went to her doctor because her new bag ripped which caused migraines. Out of overabundant stomachaches she fell into a coma. But strangely she sleepwalked towards all stores, breaking the showcase-window and stole a refrigerator. When Yoda, her sugar daddy asked "How dare you blow a guy's big balloon, when he's ridiculously sleepy with COVID?" She screamed "It's all over!” and left. After that she transformed into the most fluffy dog. Outside, she walked around until two elves decided to cough up three cockroaches who danced around her. The cockroaches suddenly stopped dancing because I smacked the hoe on the cheek. OUCH she yelled, "Wot the fuck? Is this dildo smacking me?" I threw the dildo up

18.09.2020 22:48:12

bigiron
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 881650
Reputation: 162505
Posts: 1342
Atheista
19.09.2020 21:42:50
bigiron

Once there had been a little hoe that sold her only child who had giant warts oozing all over him. I've hated that. And as expected, she decided she wanted to buy herself a Gucci bag to feel younger. Few days after she went to her doctor because her new bag ripped which caused migraines. Out of overabundant stomachaches she fell into a coma. But strangely she sleepwalked towards all stores, breaking the showcase-window and stole a refrigerator. When Yoda, her sugar daddy asked "How dare you blow a guy's big balloon, when he's ridiculously sleepy with COVID?" She screamed "It's all over!” and left. After that she transformed into the most fluffy dog. Outside, she walked around until two elves decided to cough up three cockroaches who danced around her. The cockroaches suddenly stopped dancing because I smacked the hoe on the cheek. OUCH she yelled, "Wot the fuck? Is this dildo smacking me?" I threw the dildo up and

19.09.2020 21:42:50

bogus
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2579
Reputation: 2526
Posts: 55
Atheista
19.09.2020 21:49:09
bogus

Once there had been a little hoe that sold her only child who had giant warts oozing all over him. I've hated that. And as expected, she decided she wanted to buy herself a Gucci bag to feel younger. Few days after she went to her doctor because her new bag ripped which caused migraines. Out of overabundant stomachaches she fell into a coma. But strangely she sleepwalked towards all stores, breaking the showcase-window and stole a refrigerator. When Yoda, her sugar daddy asked "How dare you blow a guy's big balloon, when he's ridiculously sleepy with COVID?" She screamed "It's all over!” and left. After that she transformed into the most fluffy dog. Outside, she walked around until two elves decided to cough up three cockroaches who danced around her. The cockroaches suddenly stopped dancing because I smacked the hoe on the cheek. OUCH she yelled, "Wot the fuck? Is this dildo smacking me?" I threw the dildo up and over

19.09.2020 21:49:09
*squeezes my boobs*
KingGayBish
Level 9
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 523
Reputation: 492
Posts: 2
Atheista
20.09.2020 00:10:37
KingGayBish

Once there had been a little hoe that sold her only child who had giant warts oozing all over him. I've hated that. And as expected, she decided she wanted to buy herself a Gucci bag to feel younger. Few days after she went to her doctor because her new bag ripped which caused migraines. Out of overabundant stomachaches she fell into a coma. But strangely she sleepwalked towards all stores, breaking the showcase-window and stole a refrigerator. When Yoda, her sugar daddy asked "How dare you blow a guy's big balloon, when he's ridiculously sleepy with COVID?" She screamed "It's all over!” and left. After that she transformed into the most fluffy dog. Outside, she walked around until two elves decided to cough up three cockroaches who danced around her. The cockroaches suddenly stopped dancing because I smacked the hoe on the cheek. OUCH she yelled, "Wot the fuck? Is this dildo smacking me?" I threw the dildo up and over the

20.09.2020 00:10:37
they/them <3

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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