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[Agnostica & Freethinkerland exclusive] Murder in Ximboland!

Category
The Runway
Posts
42
Created
04.10.2022
Author
Dye96
Shaemless
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25691
Reputation: 23629
Posts: 142
Freethinkerland
08.10.2022 15:20:15
Shaemless

Shaemless

"Who's that? She looks like a mess lol"
"Oh that's the new recruit, Shae Mless. I wouldn't bother with her she never says anything! She's just weird..."
"Wait, wasn't Shae Mless the chick that has been getting all that crazy good monkey intel? It was even mentioned in today's meeting!"
"Bah! Just a nerd that doesn't even get her hands dirty! Gets praise for being able to read while we work our asses off trying to catch those bitches... yuck.."
"Hey, keep it low, she's coming!"
"Who cares? Lets grab some coffee before she starts staring like usu-AHH!!"
"Woah are you okay?!"
"That bitch tripped me!!"
"..."
"Ughh.. even her smile is weird...!"
"I'd rather not mess with her... Let's just get that coffee..."
 




08.10.2022 15:20:15
✫*゚・゚。.☆.*。・゚✫*
Dye96
Level 238
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11412808
Reputation: 299798
Posts: 2356
Freethinkerland
09.10.2022 12:31:42
Dye96

Wow, everyone looks absolutely amazing!

Don't forget you still have time to submit until 23.59 BL time today :D

09.10.2022 12:31:42
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ovnvnvnv
Level 156
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2989388
Reputation: 167361
Posts: 548
Agnostica
09.10.2022 16:52:05
ovnvnvnv

ovnvnvnv
She has a few loose screws but she is good at getting rid of people. Maybe a little too good, some people say. But in reality she is just really loyal to the person who saved her from the slums. The only thing she knows it's to kill, so her way of showing her loyalty is by removing  people that get in the way of her state minister.


09.10.2022 16:52:05
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Lilith Lay
Level 56
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 140467
Reputation: 58526
Posts: 118
Freethinkerland
09.10.2022 17:24:23
Lilith Lay

Lilith LayIn her undercover world, she's just another pretty face and outstandingly outrageous body, no one expects this dumb Bimbo to have any ability to understand what's going on, or even protect herself. Little do they know, but she has an IQ well over 150, and can easily pin them in excruciating positions without any problems. Her secret, she's a GoDan in the art of Ninjutsu, and several other martial arts as well, and enjoys what she's doing and has always shied away from politics.

09.10.2022 17:24:23
Lilith of the Ages, for the Ages
The KnockAround
Level 75
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 326738
Reputation: 92461
Posts: 268
Freethinkerland
09.10.2022 20:40:06
The KnockAround

The KnockAround
Dye sheepishly comes into Giovanni’s looking for me. She knows she shouldn’t come in here unless she’s coming in heavy.  I bark at her, “if you got no warrant, get the fuck out.”
Dye looking nervous says, “No no no, Mr. Knockaround, nothing like that, I really need a favor.”  
I tell my lady friend to scram, bring our little friend a nice glass of red. 
“Now you got my attention Miss SM, how can we help you,” Responding with a sly grin. 
Dye explains, “It’s about Agnstica putting a hit on me. I need them to be caught and have law and order restored, but it’s not that easy. Freethinker’s really needs your help.”
Knowing that the Prime Bimbo is going to award the big demo contract worth $millions, I propose to Dye, “Tell you what…. Furgetta ‘bout catching anyone, bringin’ justice. You’re gonna let Uncle Knock make this little problem of yours go away, and I mean, like never hear a peep from Agnostica… Ever.”
Dye smiles knowing she made a deal with the devil. She reaches her little manicure hand across the table to shake mine, “you know, there’s a big project our there with you name on it.” She winks at me.
I stand up to excuse myself, “consider it done.” 



09.10.2022 20:40:06

“Turn my mic up louder, I got to say something. Lightweights step it aside when we come in...”
- the Real BAMF (rip)

klaudiusia2910
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 277631
Reputation: 54082
Posts: 297
Freethinkerland
09.10.2022 22:42:40
klaudiusia2910

klaudiusia2910
It was a rainy October night when Detective Claudia received terrible news. Attempted assault on State Minister. The detective knew she had to do everything in her power to stop those killers. Detective Claudia began her investigation. The trail led to a gang of the cruelest bandits from Agnostica. The danger was in the air, but the detective would not end the investigation until she had brought these nasty criminals to justice.

09.10.2022 22:42:40
clover carmen
Level 81
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 417253
Reputation: 130279
Posts: 422
Freethinkerland
10.10.2022 04:09:18
clover carmen

clover carmen
We're on to you criminals of Agnostica. we shan't let you disturb the peace of our lovely city!
I am Detective Dirty Harriette. And with my sidekick (whose totally not a 909 year old alien timelord) we shall thwart your evil plans!


10.10.2022 04:09:18
" This life of mine is temporary. My real-life begins in heaven. "
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Kandi Bardot
Level 295
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33319981
Reputation: 531178
Posts: 2021
Freethinkerland
10.10.2022 07:03:45
Kandi Bardot

I didn't have time to join the contest but I love the concept and all the outfits! Good luck everyone! ❤️

10.10.2022 07:03:45
❤️ Love is the beauty of the soul ❤️
l
l
Level 162
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3351457
Reputation: 208599
Posts: 7197
Agnostica
11.10.2022 07:03:14
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Amazing outfits everyone! Really impressed and proud of my agnosticas especially haha!
As I talked to Dye, we are going to pick winners from the opposite state, so my winners will be from Freethinkerland!

I really loved most of the outfits, impressive stories as well! But the ones that impressed me the most are:
1st place winner: cannabisbimbo
2nd place winner: Shaemless
3rd place winner: The KnockAround

Thank you so much for your amazing outfits babes! xx

11.10.2022 07:03:14

l
l
Level 162
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3351457
Reputation: 208599
Posts: 7197
Agnostica
11.10.2022 07:07:50
l

cannabisbimbo received a Prize for Contest.

1 Medium Chests
200 Diamonds

1st place winner police

11.10.2022 07:07:50

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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