Dearest Bimbos, Himbos and Ximbos
For the newcomers to Bimboland - I say welcome.
I am Sindy Laarson aka Miss Bimbo, the founder and President of the Fashionable Republic of Bimboland.
To those many new Bimbos whom have immigrated here - it is our pleasure. It is great to have you here and I am glad you have found your way home.
I trust you have received a warm welcome from all the Bimbos, Himbos and Ximbos in our community.
A few issues facing our great nation:
A) Democracy
As you know I like to keep a low profile and leave the governance of Bimboland to our wonderful and democratically elected Prime Bimbo.
A good President trusts their democratically elected government.
Our democracy is the MOST advanced on earth. It is 100% accurate and trustworthy. We are completely digital and therefore have no interference with postal votes or polling booths etc
Previously there has been speculation that our democracy does not work. That is wrong.
That is simply not true and it is these rumours I wish to quell. Our democracy is functioning and vibrant. There is nothing like it on the whole of the world wide interwebz.
Our systems mean that there is no way to cheat or for people to be elected whom have not had the most votes. So I ask you to please respect and defend our democracy at all times. Be proud!
Personally I am very proud of our democracy and of our community.
Please do not let people undermine this by suggesting 'bots' or other such things have swayed the elections. Its simply not true.
Your Prime Bimbo and state ministers are elected because they got the most votes by actual Bimbo, Himbo and Ximbo accounts. These are not bots - we are 100% sure of that. So please trust in our democracy and trust in the Bimbos you elect.
Also if the Bimbos you like/voted for should lose and someone you don't like gets in power - please take defeat humbly. Don't accuse our democracy of failing.
Be humble in victory and defeat.
How does our democracy work?
All votes are made by accounts whom have got to level 7. This means if someone wanted to cheat they would need to spend a silly amount of time to create a fake account It would simply not be worth it.
What floors do we have in our system ?
The only floor we have is that IF someone were determined to spend a hell of a lot of time creating hundreds of fake accounts and getting all of the to level 7 then potentially they could win. However this would take so much time it would be impossible for them to do so.
The way we could counteract this in future would be to verify each account with passports being uploaded etc
But for now you dont need to worry and can rest assured our elections are the safest and fairest the world has ever known.
Dont forget to vote on Feb 1st
B) Liberalism
As you know when I escaped America to create our Bimbo nation I did so to escape conservative attitudes towards Bimbos.
Nowadays it fills me with great sadness to see other great interwebz nations such as Twitterland and Facebookland becoming over run by the dark forces of conservatism (disguised as social liberalism). No longer can anyone speak freely in those once great nations without fear of being banned or canceled. Bimboland has always been a 'free world' where all Ximbos can meet freely and live safe and free and silly.
Lets remember our values and treasure our Bimbo community.
C) Prime Bimbo powers
I trust the Bimbo public. I trust you to vote in the best possible Prime Bimbo.
Please trust your fellow Bimbos.
Lets all trust the Prime Bimbo to create the best possible atmosphere and community in Bimboland.
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As such we have increased the Prime Bimbos powers and rewards to include:
- the power to jail anyone for 3 months or for life
- the reward of immortality. I am writing a book about my struggles growing up in Sweden ,leaving for America and creating Bimboland. All Prime Bimbos names will be listed in this book and I will send a signed copy to all Prime Bimbos.
- the power to decide who should get Bimboland honours in the form of 2 types of new badges awarded to Bimbos whom have given outstanding service to Bimboland . These will be given out to Bimbos at the end of the PBs term. A max of 10 badges each
ABE Honours (Acknowledgement of Bimbo Excellence) and OBE honours (Outstanding Bimboland Excellence)
These badges are an acknowledgement of extraordinary and excellent work and services to bimboland awarded by the PB to anyone whom has done a lot for bimboland over a long period of time
- the power to decide which issues are put to vote to the general public (advisory issues) and to senators (constitutional issues)
- the power to appoint their own ministers eg Justice minister and charity minister
We trust that gives you the confidence that it is *YOU* whom share the running and governance of Bimboland and can help shape and create the place you wish it to be.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Furthermore from Feb 1st we will ask the new PB to sign a contract making clear they understand their responsibilities and relationship with Bimboland.
D) Fashion police
I am saddened to learn that some new arrivals in Bimboland lack a basic fashion sense. That is sad but dont worry that is why we have fashion police here to help you. The Prime Bimbo appoints the Fashion police at the start of their new term and so from Feb 1st all old Fashion police will lose their powers until new ones are appointed by the victorious Prime Bimbo.
Sindy Laarson aka Miss Bimbo
Founder and President of the Fashionable Republic of Bimboland
